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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ Easy gets locked in
Right where are the Barmaids then?
About time the women did the serving in here - I've got the weekend off lol
They're always bloody late!! :shock:
Sling us a beer over here and a large packet of Doritos and one of them dippy things - cheers! :cheers: drinkies
Mal

lol
Quote by Mal
They're always bloody late!! :shock:
Sling us a beer over here and a large packet of Doritos and one of them dippy things - cheers! :cheers: drinkies
Mal
lol

I prefer Pringles, but hey ho :lol:
Ah, but variety is the spice of life!! lol
.........or is that curry powder? dunno :grin:
Quote by Mal
Ah, but variety is the spice of life!! lol
.........or is that curry powder? dunno :grin:

If it is curry powder, I prefer mine mild :lol:
I've had a BASTARD of a BITCH day made WORSE by being STUCK on the BASTARD A1 behind BASTARD lorry drivers who FUCK up the roads for miles and then BASTARD drivers who think it's CLEVER to drive at 50 BASTARD miles per hour in the OUTSIDE LANE!
:twisted: mad :twisted: :x
I need the Steam Room and a large glass of alcohol! Any blokes around want to soothe my raging soul???
wink rolleyes
cool
Ooo Bad day Jags?
Could do with a stiff drink meself! smile
Quote by anais
Ooo Bad day Jags?
Could do with a stiff drink meself! smile

Not quite the worst of my life :cry: but certainly in the Top Ten for the last quarter!!
I'm off to the fridge, got plenty of wine in there and am just going to start right here, right now, right here, right now......
Good to see you back BTW...
drinkies kiss
Crisps anyone? lol
Quote by Mal
Crisps anyone? lol

Why not? :lol:
Just don't mention nuts around some of the Moderation staff...:shock:
Quote by Dlep
Crisps anyone? lol

Why not? :lol:
Just don't mention nuts around some of the Moderation staff...:shock:
You talking to me..........................???
confused
:lol: :lol:
Quote by Jags
Crisps anyone? lol

Why not? :lol:
Just don't mention nuts around some of the Moderation staff...:shock:
You talking to me..........................???
confused
:lol: :lol:
Noooooo, of course not *gulp*
bolt
Quote by Dlep
Crisps anyone? lol

Why not? :lol:
Just don't mention nuts around some of the Moderation staff...:shock:
You talking to me..........................???
confused
:lol: :lol:
Noooooo, of course not *gulp*
bolt
That's alright then and don't even think about it for later.
:uhoh: :uhoh:
Now, did you bring some wine with you? Baileys?? Eggnog???? Irn Bru??
Anything??
dunno
:silly:
Quote by Jags
Ooo Bad day Jags?
Could do with a stiff drink meself! smile

Not quite the worst of my life :cry: but certainly in the Top Ten for the last quarter!!
I'm off to the fridge, got plenty of wine in there and am just going to start right here, right now, right here, right now......
Good to see you back BTW...
drinkies kiss
Thanks Jags, nice to be back... biggrin
Now who mentioned nuts? lol
Quote by anais
Now who mentioned nuts? lol

wave
:lol:
Quote by Dlep
Now who mentioned nuts? lol

wave
:lol:
A tip for you, never eat nuts from dish in a pubic bar/place... tests revealed they are at least 11 different urine samples in an open dish confused :?
:wave: back at ya :lol:
Quote by anais
Now who mentioned nuts? lol

wave
:lol:
A tip for you, never eat nuts from dish in a pubic bar/place... tests revealed they are at least 11 different urine samples in an open dish confused :?
:wave: back at ya :lol:
I only eat nuts from a packet :lol:
Welcome back Anais kiss
I want some fun cos im fed up so i'll start with a large pint of FostersEC thanks
Quote by Dlep
Now who mentioned nuts? lol

wave
:lol:
A tip for you, never eat nuts from dish in a pubic bar/place... tests revealed they are at least 11 different urine samples in an open dish confused :?
:wave: back at ya :lol:
I only eat nuts from a packet :lol:
Wise man :lol: :lol:
Quote by Goose35
Welcome back Anais

Thaks you flower, nice to be back...missed you kiss
Quote by anais
Thaks you flower, nice to be back...missed you kiss

Hope you havent come back with a funny accent lol
Quote by goose35

Thaks you flower, nice to be back...missed you kiss

Hope you havent come back with a funny accent lol
Oi Shelia!
Nahhhhhhhhh, not me! Im just the same blonde burd (though my hair went white for a while with all that sun) :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
Well I think we all need a pick me up biggrin
So the jacquzzi is on...........bubbles a bubbling, candles lit...... and refreshments available to hand cool
Spare glass of wine going anyone :D
p.s Mrsfc has placed barry in the cd player ready to be relaxed 8-)
reading Jags wine thread has made me really thirsty so who's behind the bar this evening?
Dlep ! :giggle:
Quote by MrsFC
Dlep ! :giggle:

Dlep where are you- two thirsty women here :giggle:
Quote by hisandhers
Dlep ! :giggle:

Dlep where are you- two thirsty women here :giggle:
Thirsty for what? rolleyes
:twisted:
Woken those up that were asleep, beer, cider and pizzas here
lol
Quote by Jags
I've had a BASTARD of a BITCH day made WORSE by being STUCK on the BASTARD A1 behind BASTARD lorry drivers who FUCK up the roads for miles and then BASTARD drivers who think it's CLEVER to drive at 50 BASTARD miles per hour in the OUTSIDE LANE!

biggrin You need to get a motorcycle......no sitting behind BASTARD lorries cool
Evenin all wave
Now then let me see, Bottle of JD please Dlep drinkies
oh and Mal, got any hedghog flavoured crisps?
right then, whats on the telly :shock:
oh and Jags :therethere: wink
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