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MrsFC
Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Unknown User
Debs tip toes in .....looks around the door .....sees no one....weee heeeeeeee all to miss self :bounce: strips and jumps into the Jacuzzi locking the door behind her :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
mmmmmmmmmmm
MattyGB
Warming the Bed
ah, male only room. peeks in door finds woman in jacuzzi. Are no places sacred anymore. Oh well, any room for another
Unknown User
Quote by Scandal
Debs tip toes in .....looks around the door .....sees no one....weee heeeeeeee all to miss self :bounce: strips and jumps into the Jacuzzi locking the door behind her :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
mmmmmmmmmmm

I was hiding ! ! lol :lol:
Move over, wanna scrub me back? :lol: :lol:
tell you what you scrub my back and i will scrub yours wink :wink:
SarfLondoner
Master of Sex
Quote by Debbiewebs
mmmmmmmmmmm

Sprouts for tea again???
Anyway - shift over it's cold outside smile
Marya_Northeast
Sex God
... just popping in with the fresh towels. Back later to re-stock the fridge ....
Unknown User
Quote by Marya
... just popping in with the fresh towels. Back later to re-stock the fridge ....

you stay right where you are .......Debs inspects the towels and finds a hidden a camera
MARYA smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
EagerSlut
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
... just popping in with the fresh towels. Back later to re-stock the fridge ....

you stay right where you are
.......Debs inspects the towels and finds a hidden a camera

MARYA smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Camera?
Oi! poke Move over quick! :rascal: :grin:
Marya_Northeast
Sex God
redface surprisedops: I'm sooooo sorry Debbs, I had no idea it was there. Someone must've slipped it in without me noticing ..... ......... now where have I heard that before???
...... sidles towards the exit ....
Unknown User
ooo for goodness sake :doh:
some one help sarge out the dressing room
Unknown User
:shock: What is it with this Jacuzzi? :shock:
It's like the twighlight zone - every Monday morning it gets taken out, then Friday evening mysteriously re-appears!
FFS - there is a Spa area down the corridor! rolleyes
*Kat flops in an armchair and checks through the DVD's 'Ah, 100 greatest musical farts of all time - just the ticket for a cultured evening'*
lhk
Kat
easy
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
ooo for goodness sake :doh:
some one help sarge out the dressing room

rotflmao :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove:
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God

I really should get one of these things wink
Kate stop your moaning and get me a drink. Oh and fast fwd to Fart number 99, I think you'll find that one is a doozie!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Unknown User
One of yours then? wink
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
One of yours then? wink

What the hot tub or the Fart? lol :lol:
Unknown User
rolleyes The fart Wilma - a real quilt lifter! worship
Goodbye Ozone layer!
lhk
confused This is not very GFZ-ish, but i've just been sent out to do the shopping! It was scheduled for tomorrow - but we are off to see the twins parents instead. :? So while Kit is getting her hair done - I'm off to the supermarket.
Mind you, Friday night is THE best time for chatting in supermarkets! cool
lhk
Jags
Sex God
Room for me in the hot tub??
:P
Unknown User
someone locked the door I cant get in and I stink :shock: :shock: redface surprisedops:
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
I cannot deny it, yes it was mine. :mrgreen:
I know how to make the earth move for Fred bolt
Love
Wilma
Owner of Musical Fart
x x x x x
MrsFC
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Kate stop your moaning and get me a drink.
x x x x

Now that sounds like a good idea !!!!!! biggrin any blossom hill going Kate ? wink
Unknown User
mad THERE IS NO HOT TUB IN THE GFZ :x
The next one to mention 'hot tub' gets smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
lhk
MrsFC
Sex God
Quote by corriefem
someone locked the door I cant get in and I stink :shock: :shock: redface surprisedops:


Oh god Corrie !!!!!!! Wrong door!!!! Try the one round the side... lol
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Room for me in the hot tub??
:P

Plenty of room for friends. Just going in, be back in a while. Someone bring the bubbly.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Unknown User
:confused2: And there is less wine than hot tubs! :confused2:
See what you have made me do now! that was supposed to be big red and angry, not small green and fluffy! mad
lhk
MrsFC
Sex God
hot tub.....hot tub........hot tub.......nah nah nah nah nah........ :rude: :kissmyarse:
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
mad THERE IS NO HOT TUB IN THE GFZ :x
The next one to mention 'hot tub' gets smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
lhk

Calm yourself Kate. There is no such thing as a Girl Free Zone either but can you see us complaining?
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Also owner of Musical Fart no's 23, 47 and 82!
tallnhairy
Sex God
Ahh time for a nice soak, where is the 'TUB' hehe...
Jags
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Room for me in the hot tub??
:P

Plenty of room for friends. Just going in, be back in a while. Someone bring the bubbly.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Got some bubbly water - will that do??
:P
tallnhairy
Sex God
You all welcome to borrow my little plug in thing from tesco's makes loads of bubbles and just suckers on the side...
Unknown User
Corrie walks in :twisted: :twisted: and gives the evil eye look she has been practicing all week
"I vant to be alone" oh and she is doing her Garbo impression as well "I need to be prepared for the ball"