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st3v3
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
Unknown User
The SH calender must be wrong its only thursday dunno drinkies
Unknown User
Thursday or not, Sheddy - I need a drink.
Large G & T please!
and a back rub!
westerross
Sex God
Why? dunno rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
St3v3 - you've got to get up and go to work tomorrow!! wink
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
The SH calender must be wrong its only thursday dunno drinkies

:censored:
For gods sake dont tell him, just get the drinks in Sheddy, think we could all do with one wink
st3v3
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
The SH calender must be wrong its only thursday dunno drinkies

Feels like a Friday to me, no idea why :dunno: got a bit carried away confused
Unknown User
lol
He put the days forward as well as the hours lol
Silly Man wink
Phredd
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by davej

Sod off you, its been a very long week and I for one, need a drink and a soak in the jacuzzi, so come on, pretend its Friday wink
davej
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

Sod off you, its been a very long week and I for one, need a drink and a soak in the jacuzzi, so come on, pretend its Friday wink
nope rules is rules :smug:
Now you signed the contract so you just stand at the doors with me and start throwing the buggers out! .....
Redpantherman
Sex God
Sorry mate...
Those puppies have just signed up for my steak & beer campaign!
If the laydeez dont want us to "Why is it men cum and go?" (note the thread)
Im promoting the Join the 'BEER AND STEAK' Campaign Now !!!
So step aside young man & drop a few suds on my table :cheers:
davej
Sex God
Simon and Patch are not puppies, they are savage attack dogs that will take the skin of the ankles of anyone who attempts to enter these premises
Unknown User
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

Sod off you, its been a very long week and I for one, need a drink and a soak in the jacuzzi, so come on, pretend its Friday wink
On my way :twisted:
Baileys on the rock please barman
Unknown User
Quote by davej
Simon and Patch are not puppies, they are savage attack dogs that will take the skin of the ankles of anyone who attempts to enter these premises

Can you send them into my garden? My grass needs trimming :giggle:
little__gem
Sex God
Quote by davej
they are savage attack dogs that will take the skin of the ankles of anyone who attempts to enter these premises

Davej sir....... Have you asked da management before posting them? I have it on good authority that St3v3 and Noel really don't want their face pictures posted on threads!
;) Gem. x
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by davej

What training, I never had any training, I was just told to bite very hard on the ankle area dunno
davej
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
What training, I never had any training, I was just told to bite very hard on the ankle area dunno

you sure your not getting the training mixed up with your last meet with feet_4fun_freddie?
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by davej

What training, I never had any training, I was just told to bite very hard on the ankle area dunno

you sure your not getting the training mixed up with your last meet with feet_4fun_freddie?
redface surprisedops: :oops: You promised not to mention that again, now everyone knows :oops:
twos_company
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
The SH calender must be wrong its only thursday dunno drinkies

could use a vodka & coke tho.........
do u reckon it`s just an experiment to see if andy takes up his invite to join us....?
cant remember who it was tho.......
hisandhers
Sex God
ok, its nor April fools day till Saturday surprised Wots going on the GFZ bar open? dunno
Sshhhh don't say owt but last time I tried opening it on a Thurs it got locked :cry:
Anyway lets make the most of it a glass of what everybody else is having please
easy
Sex God
Hey guys wave It's a loooonnnnggggg time since I've been in here......
*eyes pond-scum floating on jacuzzi*
Looks like a loooooooooonnnnnngggggg time since anyone cleaned either. :uhoh:
Well as we're doing signs I thought I'd add the one I found behind the bar........

Bit long and too high-cut in my opinion, but hey, I guess you have to just go with the flow sometimes. biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by easy
Right, where's the serving wenches? The management have brand new outfits for them to squeeze into... :twisted:

Bit long and too high-cut in my opinion, but hey, I guess you have to just go with the flow sometimes. biggrin

Looks good but I'm not sure it's sheddy's colour :giggle:
Sarah
Sex God
Sarah wanders in
Having had no heating or hot water as such since Tuesday night, I now have a sore throat................ :cry:
Sarah wanders round looking for a sore throat remedy and someone to administer it
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Sarah wanders inHaving had no heating or hot water as such since Tuesday night, I now have a sore throat................ :cry:
Sarah wanders round looking for a sore throat remedy and someone to administer it

:therethere: Im lookin in my pouch for the best cure redpantherman can find blast
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by easy
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Right, where's the serving wenches? The management have brand new outfits for them to squeeze into... :twisted:
winchwench.... were the feck are ya woman :fuckinghell: fecking service in this place!
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by Medic_1
...He put the days forward as well as the hours...Silly Man wink Phredd

How dare you blaspheme he of the god like powers
If he can put fwd days as well as hours should we not be in fear of him & worship worship his as such? :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by redpantherman
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Right, where's the serving wenches? The management have brand new outfits for them to squeeze into... :twisted:
winchwench.... were the feck are ya woman :fuckinghell: fecking service in this place!
Im here master!
Busy administering blow jobs under the table whilst you guys talk about manly things!
Unknown User
Ok barman, had a shit of a day so make mine a stiff one and I might have a drink later :giggle: drinkies
Phoenix
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Ok barman, had a shit of a day so make mine a stiff one and I might have a drink later :giggle: drinkies

Lurker lurks in..... just shoot the feckin cat in your av and put the original one back up lol