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Globe dancing! What are you like! lol
Go on then Stormy, I'm always up for a challenge! Prepare yourself wink
Fee
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Volunteer Judge here (and I also volunteer to look after any drinks while your dancing and promise not to drink them all).
Anything else anyone need holding :twisted:
Quote by keeno
I`d like a Midori and lemonade please.
And I`d like naked waiter service over to my sunbed by the jacuzzi please. wink

Hang on I'm just taking my hat off. Do you want the drink stirred
Only if I can lick the stirrer! :grin:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Globe dancing! What are you like! lol
Go on then Stormy, I'm always up for a challenge! Prepare yourself wink
Fee
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Sorry Fee, I don’t qualify as a pole any longer, I have spread…….I don’t have a waist now...............more of an equator. rolleyes
OMG tommorrow is only second day off in 3 weeks i'm bloomin nackered, long cool real ale please who evers at the bar and im going to get in the jacuzzi and what the pole dancing :twisted:
Quote by splendid_
certainly...
lemon and lime coming up....
would you like me to pour it over you? I mean:- for you?
splendid

Can't believe I missed this post earlier :doh:
sad
lp
Now as luck would have it, Im notorious for pole dancing after a couple of shots of Tequila.....and Im on my second :shock:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Do we have a volunteer to be the pole yet? dunno
Fee
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biggrin :D :D
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Do we have a volunteer to be the pole yet? dunno
Fee
XX

biggrin :D :D
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Anything else anyone need holding :twisted:

Now that's a very tempting offer.
kiss
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Volunteer Judge here (and I also volunteer to look after any drinks while your dancing and promise not to drink them all).
Anything else anyone need holding :twisted:

What a VERY tempting offer hun kiss
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Do we have a volunteer to be the pole yet? dunno
Fee
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biggrin :D :D
Do you have two poles then, bbw_lover, or were you just excited at the thought lol
Quote by poshkate
Yep, white wine would do me nicely too please!
Can we pole dance in the GFZ tonight? I need to practice for a hen night :shock: cool
Fee
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that sounds like fun :giggle: now where's Maz when we need her :twisted:
She's here!!! If not a little late...
Bollocks to site going down last night!!!
I know it's early, but I fancy a GnT, and round up the gals for the first pole dancing lesson...
m wink
Well i'm here! Count me in, not for the G&T, but the pole dancing lesson. Seriously considering going on a pole dancing course after xmas actually :bounce:
I think i've found a new client base!!!
Sign up here for the SH pole classes...
Fit To Tease!!!
M xx
Quote by Freckledbird
Do you have two poles then, bbw_lover, or were you just excited at the thought lol

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Actually having problems posting at the moment. They keep disappearing, then reappearing several hours later.
dunno
Quote by mazandden
I think i've found a new client base!!!
Sign up here for the SH pole classes...
Fit To Tease!!!
M xx
Just how fit do you have to be for this? confused:
Mal are you not doing a nakkid barbecue this weekend whilst the weathers great? wink
Quote by mazandden
I think i've found a new client base!!!
Sign up here for the SH pole classes...
Fit To Tease!!!
M xx
I'm off to purchase a pole in readiness lol
Can I watch please?? :twisted:
Can I watch please? :twisted:
Quote by Freckledbird
Do you have two poles then, bbw_lover, or were you just excited at the thought lol

That's for you to find out hun
:twisted:
Don't even tempt FB...........
Have you any idea what you are letting yourself in for??
:giggle:
I'm feeling extremely lonely and sorry for myself.
Is anyone serving tonight? Can i have a large whisky and please leave the bottle.
Quote by Cherrytree
I'm feeling extremely lonely and sorry for myself.
Is anyone serving tonight? Can i have a large whisky and please leave the bottle.

No whisky Im afraid but ya can have a kiss :kiss:
Quote by Cherrytree
I'm feeling extremely lonely and sorry for myself.
Is anyone serving tonight? Can i have a large whisky and please leave the bottle.

:therethere:
Me and my pussy (of the small purring variety lol ) whom i have just got back from ex will keep you company :bounce: :bounce:
Amazing how small things can please you can :bounce: again please oh and a white wine who evers at the bar please cool
Thanks, Anais and Winey - much needed and appreciated.
Ive been the offie and have my own whisky - in the words of Roger Waters i have become comfortably numb smile
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Thanks, Anais and Winey - much needed and appreciated.
Ive been the offie and have my own whisky - in the words of Roger Waters i have become comfortably numb smile

after you saying that i just had to put the album on rotflmao
There is no pain,
You are receding.
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
You lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying.