GFZ!!! Well someones got to do it!

2 Jun 2006

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in

As the management have gone awol and not opened it, I take it upon myself to declare the GFZ open!! lol

I'm already naked in the jacuzzi and enjoying a glass of chilled white wine.
Anyone who wants to join me is very welcome kiss

Fee
XX

2 Jun 2006

Yay about time smile

I'm hot, in a fantastic modd cause of the weather biggrin

I need alcohol, got a curry on the go and I need entertaining :D
Nekkid waiters please?
Cx

2 Jun 2006

Jesus is it friday already :shock:
Right I'll have something non alchoholic please I'm still on the wagon (ish) lol

2 Jun 2006

we are so going to be in the jaccuzi too lol

:lol: , well after some food and our guests arrive.............a few bottles of fizz and a can or two later, could be a late night
wrats
Rock star cool
xx

2 Jun 2006

Quote by sheddy
Jesus is it friday already :shock:
Right I'll have something non alchoholic please I'm still on the wagon (ish)

You can only have something non alcoholic is you're nekkid and waiting on Feebee and myself!
C x

2 Jun 2006

Mmmm naked sheddy waiting on us....I can live with that! wink

What else can you do, while naked, for us sheddy? Do you have warm hands as I'd love my back massaged before turning round to let you do the front :twisted:
Fee
XX

2 Jun 2006

Quote by Calista
Nekkid waiters please?
Cx

Oh go on then wink

Naked and waiting :twisted:

2 Jun 2006

mmmmmmm nakedness in the Jacuzzi???? count me in! passionkiss

Mine's a bacardi and coke sheddy hun with LOADS of ice. drinkies

Firelizard xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

2 Jun 2006

Quote by the_Laird

Nekkid waiters please?
Cx

Oh go on then wink

Naked and waiting :twisted:
oooohhhhh the thought of a nekkid Laird ......
quick pour me a drink so i can perve at ya :twisted:
Cx

2 Jun 2006

Did someone call for a nekked sheddy redface

me hands arn't warm but I can soon sort that out :twisted:

2 Jun 2006

Perfect sheddy! Do what you have to to get your circulation going :twisted:
And if you want any help dunno

Where's all the newbie people? Come and join us!!
Fee
XX

2 Jun 2006

Quote by Calista
quick pour me a drink so i can perve at ya :twisted:
Cx

Just let me know what you want Cali
ready, able and willing to help cure any thirst
an "excited at the very thought" Nekkid Laird

2 Jun 2006

Hang on I've just thought :shock: last time I opened the GFZ it was locked then deleted :shock: bloody favouritism :cry: :cry: lol

:lol: :lol:

2 Jun 2006

Quote by sheddy
Hang on I've just thought :shock: last time I opened the GFZ it was locked then deleted :shock: bloody favouritism :cry: :cry: :lol: :lol:

Shut the feck up Sheddy and get the gimp mask on
Fee wants your undivided attention now
wink

2 Jun 2006

Quote by the_Laird

quick pour me a drink so i can perve at ya :twisted:
Cx

Just let me know what you want Cali
ready, able and willing to help cure any thirst
an "excitedat the very thought" Nekkid Laird
:shock: :shock: You hide your excitement well lol

:lol:

2 Jun 2006

Quote by the_Laird

quick pour me a drink so i can perve at ya :twisted:
Cx

Just let me know what you want Cali
ready, able and willing to help cure any thirst
an "excited at the very thought" Nekkid Laird
Laird ...... rolls out a listing a demands .... :small-print:
had a crap weekend last weekend, suitably crap week ... you are just the ingredient to make this weekend go with a bang hump

Cx

2 Jun 2006

Quote by MrFC
:shock: :shock: You hide your excitement well :lol:

Yep
but at least I can breathe through my ears wink

2 Jun 2006

Quote by the_Laird
Shut the feck up Sheddy and get the gimp mask on
Fee wants your undivided attention now

Some would say I'm already wearing a gimp mask but what the lady wants the lady gets lol

2 Jun 2006

Quote by sheddy

Shut the feck up Sheddy and get the gimp mask on
Fee wants your undivided attention now

Some would say I'm already wearing a gimp mask but what the lady wants the lady gets lol

There's many a true word spoken in jest!!
Be afraid Sheddy...... be very afraid
:lol:

2 Jun 2006

Hey you guys !!!! biggrin

I've had a bit of this !............. lol

, Errr :lol: :lol: I mean I look a bit like this at the mo confused

is there anybody that would like to make me spankingly nice and clean again :twisted:
Or a big glass of wine would be nice cool

2 Jun 2006

Quote by MrsFC
Hey you guys !!!!
I've had a bit of this !............. , Errr :lol: :lol: I mean I look a bit like this at the mo
is there anybody that would like to make me spankingly nice and clean again :twisted:
Or a big glass of wine would be nice

ME, ME, ME but then you know all that already
Oh this is just like old times sake, is the Sarge's cupboard empty yet?
:twisted: :twisted:

2 Jun 2006

Quote by the_Laird
Be afraid Sheddy...... be very afraid

:shock: Don't scare the poor boy off!! I've not even met him yet! :lol:

Quote by MrsFC
Hey you guys !!!!
I've had a bit of this !............. :lol: , Errr :lol: :lol: I mean I look a bit like this at the mo

is there anybody that would like to make me spankingly nice and clean again :twisted:
Or a big glass of wine would be nice

Will Laird and me do??? And I have a nice bottle of wine waiting for you MrsFC passionkiss

Oooh nice to see you again!
Fee
XX

2 Jun 2006

MrsFC has just come home looking like she's been involved in a mudfight :shock:
And I missed it sad

2 Jun 2006

Quote by the_Laird
Be afraid Sheddy...... be very afraid

Right I'm now unsure if it's best to parade around the gfz all night in a gimp mask serving drinks and cleaning Mrs FC biggrin

or to run for the hills with fear of my life :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:

2 Jun 2006

Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'm already naked in the jacuzzi and enjoying a glass of chilled white wine.
Anyone who wants to join me is very welcome
Fee
XX

once more i've failed to get past this image of you, are there any jobs going in scotland :inlove:
now what was that about warm hands? :rascal: worship

2 Jun 2006

I want to do some mud wrestling! :bounce: :bounce::bounce:
Ok, mud wrestling ring is all set. Nice warm, squidgy mud and a queue of sexy, naked ladies waiting to roll around in it :twisted:
And theres always the communal showers afterwards with the men washing our backs and bits and bobs :twisted:
Sheddy you are first up to soap me all over!
Fee
XX

2 Jun 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
once more i've failed to get past this image of you, are there any jobs going in scotland :inlove:
now what was that about warm hands? :rascal:

:giggle:
You have a sixth sense don't you sexy! wink

Just when I need you, you appear :twisted:
I'll send you some info about jobs in Scotland....the sooner you move here the better passionkiss

Fee
XX

2 Jun 2006

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Sheddy you are first up to soap me all over!
Fee
XX

Armed and ready with loofa and snorkel confused

:? I am on shower stand by lol

2 Jun 2006

A bit late. I missed the SH bus and had to walk all the way from the pub.
Is my corner Bar Stool still vacant, if so set em up all round Bar person. Make mine a double Asbach with ice and a King Edward out of the Sgts locker. wink

Nice to see some old, but not in age, faces in here at last. :cheers:
Phredd >>> and :love: to the ladies. xx

2 Jun 2006

ME.........ME...........ME,,,,,,,,,, :bounce: I volunteer to be ref lol

That means I get between the girlies :twisted: