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Quote by st3v3

It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
<a href="http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2436.html">GFZ - Opening Weekend</a>
<a href="http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2812.html">GFZ - Graduation Weekend</a>
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ Easy gets locked in

Thank feck for that!!!! mines a bacardi and coke with shed loads of ice, a good film and lots of naked people please :twisted:
What is a GFZings?? lol :lol:
Just cleaning up first, and re stocking.........
Anyone want someone who has man flu for the weekend?? he is free to a good home, but comes with the sniffles etc confused
Quote by firelizard
Thank feck for that!!!! mines a bacardi and coke with shed loads of ice, a good film and lots of naked people please :twisted:

Coming up smile
Quote by Sarah
Anyone want someone who has man flu for the weekend?? he is free to a good home, but comes with the sniffles etc confused

Nah, leave him there to suffer and come here for the weekend! lol
Just had some pleasant news so I'll have a huuuuuuge glass of White Grenache to celebrate please! biggrin
I'll join you.
:beer:
Cheers
Quote by Sarah
What is a GFZings?? lol :lol:

:lol: seek and ye shall find :idea:
Quote by st3v3
What is a GFZings?? lol :lol:

:lol: seek and ye shall find :idea:
Is it like fishings?
can I have a Glenmorangie please.
My mini has just cost me to get through the MOT.... :shock:
and I have just suffered major embarrassment at the hand of my stupidity and my son's wit. redface
splendid
Quote by Freckledbird
Just had some pleasant news so I'll have a huuuuuuge glass of White Grenache to celebrate please! biggrin

Here you go, although you will need to share with Sarah
Quote by Freckledbird
Is it like fishings?

More like providings ;)
Quote by Freckledbird
What is a GFZings?? lol :lol:

:lol: seek and ye shall find :idea:
Is it like fishings?
I have just googled it ( redface ) in case I was missing something, and it returned no searches!
Grrrrrr just worked it out!! Grrrrrrr :lol: :lol:
Splendid do tell usmore we wont tell a soul honest :lol:
Quote by st3v3
What is a GFZings?? lol :lol:

:lol: seek and ye shall find :idea:
I am happy with my internet service providings. thankyou
splendid
Quote by st3v3

Just had some pleasant news so I'll have a huuuuuuge glass of White Grenache to celebrate please! biggrin

Here you go, although you will need to share with Sarah

Don't worry St3v3
FB and I like sharing!! :twisted: :P
Quote by splendid_
What is a GFZings?? lol :lol:

:lol: seek and ye shall find :idea:
I am happy with my internet service providings. thankyou
splendid
You must have been temptedings though smile
Quote by st3v3
What is a GFZings?? lol :lol:

:lol: seek and ye shall find :idea:
I am happy with my internet service providings. thankyou
splendid
You must have been temptedings though smile
I was briefly and then realised that the situationings would be worsing if I changed.
So I am stayed.
splendid
Quote by Sarah

Just had some pleasant news so I'll have a huuuuuuge glass of White Grenache to celebrate please! biggrin

Here you go, although you will need to share with Sarah

Don't worry St3v3
FB and I like sharing!! :twisted: :P
We do! :twisted:
Might need more than one bottle though if we're starting this early!
Quote by st3v3
Thank feck for that!!!! mines a bacardi and coke with shed loads of ice, a good film and lots of naked people please :twisted:

Coming up smile

Ma hero !!!!!! :)
:doh: only just noticed that says 'Flesh Gordon' :shock: redface You're rudey you are, St3v3!
Quote by Freckledbird
:doh: only just noticed that says 'Flesh Gordon' :shock: redface You're rudey you are, St3v3!

:rascal:
>>>>>>>bemused at the link twixt "a good film" and "Flesh Gordon" confused
Quote by Sarah

Just had some pleasant news so I'll have a huuuuuuge glass of White Grenache to celebrate please! biggrin

Here you go, although you will need to share with Sarah

Don't worry St3v3
FB and I like sharing!! :twisted: :P
Is this sharings of providings extendings to a needings Jags???
redface
Shite week, shite month and an even shiter last month but am beginning to resurface now. Mouth open and in need of wine.....
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEasssssssssssssseeeeeee
surprisedops:
Quote by Jags
Is this sharings of providings extendings to a needings Jags???
redface
Shite week, shite month and an even shiter last month but am beginning to resurface now. Mouth open and in need of wine.....
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEasssssssssssssseeeeeee
surprisedops:

Of course it is Jags - St3v3's payings anyway! lol
Fb pours Jags a huuuuuge glass of wine
Quote by Jags
Shite week, shite month and an even shiter last month but am beginning to resurface now. Mouth open and in need of wine.....
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEasssssssssssssseeeeeee
redface

Hopefully it can only get better Jags. :rose: passionkiss
Woo
Quote by Freckledbird
Of course it is Jags - St3v3's payings anyway! lol

Fb pours Jags a huuuuuge glass of wine

FANTASTIC -a great big huge cold one please... my need is great!
Many thanks FB.
drinkies
kiss
Quote by Jags

Just had some pleasant news so I'll have a huuuuuuge glass of White Grenache to celebrate please! biggrin

Here you go, although you will need to share with Sarah

Don't worry St3v3
FB and I like sharing!! :twisted: :P
Is this sharings of providings extendings to a needings Jags???
redface
Shite week, shite month and an even shiter last month but am beginning to resurface now. Mouth open and in need of wine.....
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEasssssssssssssseeeeeee
surprisedops:
Yep more than happy to share with FB with you Jags!
:hugs:
Quote by woohoo

Shite week, shite month and an even shiter last month but am beginning to resurface now. Mouth open and in need of wine.....
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEasssssssssssssseeeeeee
redface

Hopefully it can only get better Jags. :rose: passionkiss
Woo
Yep! Thanks - and your shite jokes aren't any comfort!!!
lol :lol:
Quote by Sarah
Yep more than happy to share with FB with you Jags!
:hugs:

Oh - group drinkies - best kind there is.
:thrilled: :thrilled: :rose:
Oh I am all up for group drinkies
lol
Quote by Sarah
Oh I am all up for group drinkies
lol

any space for a little one ? Could do with a glass of Vino :P