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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Girls shhhhh don’t make a sound :gagged: come on over to me corner! >>>Got something to ask of you rolleyes come on stop Dorling quick now nearly there! >>>>>.. bloody hell where the bloody corners in this place! :doh:
O well here goes ........... does it happen to you? :roll: ................... I mean you no nudge nudge wink wink! Nooooooo not bonking !.. smackbottom ..... oo what am I going to do with lot!. :roll:
.OK OK hold ya bloody horses getting around to it as tis abit you no redface surprisedops:
Right here goes ...........shhh .......now when I see a man :oops: errr you no Wank and cum on web cam ...... WHAT!!! YOU MEAN YOU CANNOT SEE IT.........WELL GET YA BLOODY GLASSES THEN WOMEN! HUH :roll:
Now where was I :doh: ...........oo yes ........for the next few days after..... the event !.. :roll: ...... I will be walking around washing up....... or you no ......working !!!!!(yes I no tis a horrid word )and all of a sudden it happens!......... as Quick as lightning ..... a flash back of the event!......... Then comes that lovely tingerling and the shiver followed by YEP you have guessed it! The sound of oooowwwwww coming from your mouth before you realise..It ......... your Captured in a world of passion innocent
OOo tis so nice mmmmmmmmm :bounce: ..... but its getting a little bit embarrassing :oops: as it happened in Tescos yesterday with out warning! :oops: :oops:
Now girls does this happen to you?
Debs locks the gates......... so the men keep out!
Now we don’t want them getting all big headed now do we ?
Sarge don’t you dare ya bugger ....... you not having that bloody key and that’s that!
And any one says it me hot flushes i will
rotflmao :rotflmao:
:gagged:
Quote by Debbiewebs
And any one says it me hot flushes i will

It's just your hot flushes Debs! wink
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Roger goes and dusts off his webcam with the telescopic zoom - :wanker:
:wink: Sorry Couldn't resist! redface :twisted:
Me I'm off to Tescos, just to see how many others there are.
redface Sorry wasn't meant to come in here. surprisedops:
John
xxxx
Quote by rogerthedragon
Roger goes and dusts off his webcam with the telescopic zoom - :wanker:
:twisted:

I've been trying to wire my camcorder in as webcam this week, but can't work it out.
I'm sure I read somewhere that it could be done.
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
btw - Debbs; my /msn buttons are down there; under my sig wink
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
redface surprisedops: :oops:
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Quote by Debbiewebs
OOo tis so nice mmmmmmmmm :bounce: ..... but its getting a little bit embarrassing redface as it happened in Tescos yesterday with out warning! surprisedops: :oops:
>

did you get any extra clubcard points?
At least you never passed out like the last lass it happened to. lol :lol:
ooo for fook sake!.. :doh:
how did you lot get in!!!!! mad :x
RIGHT MARK!>..............Sarge has knicked me keys!.......... tell him to give emm back!
or i will send you more pms! :twisted: :twisted:
OOO shoudent be long now girls!
DEBS taps foot
Hides in corner hoping not to be noticed.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Debs you're a nutter.... a lovely nutter though! smile
I can't say I've experienced what you described.... you lucky thing!

biggrin
Quote by dambuster
Roger goes and dusts off his webcam with the telescopic zoom - :wanker:
:twisted:

I've been trying to wire my camcorder in as webcam this week, but can't work it out.
I'm sure I read somewhere that it could be done.
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
btw - Debbs; my /msn buttons are down there; under my sig wink
I've got access to 2 (other housemates) digi-cams that both have DV firewire outputs, I also have a firewire card and no probs capturing video and so on from them; and had a go one time setting them up as webcams; kind of was working but the damn camcorders power off after a while on power-saving as they aren't recording the footage to tape and I can't get either of them to stay on and in record mode, pumping out footage. Would be pretty good quality too - in fact to get them so they will fit down your internet connection (being limited bandwidth) needs a fair bit of reduction in the output window size.
How do I do this / get it working in general?
I tried reading up on the manuals or other web resources and asking people but I can't get them to stay on longer than a couple of minutes until they decide they've had enough of (they think) not being used. I don't own any tapes of my own and the proper solution isn't really just to buy some 'dummy' tapes just to record/rerecord over.
Sorry, getting techy here but just wondered if anyone knew.
Quote by Debbiewebs
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Girls shhhhh don’t make a sound :gagged: come on over to me corner! >>>Got something to ask of you rolleyes come on stop Dorling quick now nearly there! >>>>>.. bloody hell where the bloody corners in this place! :doh:
O well here goes ........... does it happen to you? :roll: ................... I mean you no nudge nudge wink wink! Nooooooo not bonking !.. smackbottom ..... oo what am I going to do with lot!. :roll:
.OK OK hold ya bloody horses getting around to it as tis abit you no redface surprisedops:
Right here goes ...........shhh .......now when I see a man :oops: errr you no Wank and cum on web cam ...... WHAT!!! YOU MEAN YOU CANNOT SEE IT.........WELL GET YA BLOODY GLASSES THEN WOMEN! HUH :roll:
Now where was I :doh: ...........oo yes ........for the next few days after..... the event !.. :roll: ...... I will be walking around washing up....... or you no ......working !!!!!(yes I no tis a horrid word )and all of a sudden it happens!......... as Quick as lightning ..... a flash back of the event!......... Then comes that lovely tingerling and the shiver followed by YEP you have guessed it! The sound of oooowwwwww coming from your mouth before you realise..It ......... your Captured in a world of passion innocent
OOo tis so nice mmmmmmmmm :bounce: ..... but its getting a little bit embarrassing :oops: as it happened in Tescos yesterday with out warning! :oops: :oops:
Now girls does this happen to you?
Debs locks the gates......... so the men keep out!
Now we don’t want them getting all big headed now do we ?
Sarge don’t you dare ya bugger ....... you not having that bloody key and that’s that!
And any one says it me hot flushes i will

can u say that again in english please? i have totally lost the plot there lol
Quote by little gem
redface surprisedops: :oops:
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great isent it :twisted: :twisted:
Only me wrote
Debs you're a nutter.... a lovely nutter though!
I can't say I've experienced what you described.... you lucky thing!

oooo time yet! :twisted: :twisted: kiss
Quote by naughtynymphos1
can u say that again in english please? i have totally lost the plot there lol

English English English......errrr English! and English!
Quote by Debbiewebs

can u say that again in english please? i have totally lost the plot there lol

English English English......errrr English! and English!
:laughabove: :laughabove:
Yep its happened to me too Deb
but when i went oooooooooooh a little voice said "Nanny have you got a tummy ache?"
so told her I had trapped wind :shock: redface
Quote by Debbiewebs
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Girls shhhhh don’t make a sound :gagged: come on over to me corner! >>>Got something to ask of you rolleyes come on stop Dorling quick now nearly there! >>>>>.. bloody hell where the bloody corners in this place! :doh:
O well here goes ........... does it happen to you? :roll: ................... I mean you no nudge nudge wink wink! Nooooooo not bonking !.. smackbottom ..... oo what am I going to do with lot!. :roll:
.OK OK hold ya bloody horses getting around to it as tis abit you no redface surprisedops:
Right here goes ...........shhh .......now when I see a man :oops: errr you no Wank and cum on web cam ...... WHAT!!! YOU MEAN YOU CANNOT SEE IT.........WELL GET YA BLOODY GLASSES THEN WOMEN! HUH :roll:
Now where was I :doh: ...........oo yes ........for the next few days after..... the event !.. :roll: ...... I will be walking around washing up....... or you no ......working !!!!!(yes I no tis a horrid word )and all of a sudden it happens!......... as Quick as lightning ..... a flash back of the event!......... Then comes that lovely tingerling and the shiver followed by YEP you have guessed it! The sound of oooowwwwww coming from your mouth before you realise..It ......... your Captured in a world of passion innocent
OOo tis so nice mmmmmmmmm :bounce: ..... but its getting a little bit embarrassing :oops: as it happened in Tescos yesterday with out warning! :oops: :oops:
Now girls does this happen to you?
Debs locks the gates......... so the men keep out!
Now we don’t want them getting all big headed now do we ?
Sarge don’t you dare ya bugger ....... you not having that bloody key and that’s that!
And any one says it me hot flushes i will

FFS. women!!!! . now if you had said "Football!!. No men allowed!!!".. we'd have stayed well clear .... well............ apart from the mass communal bath at the end . can I be a scrubber???!
:eeek:
I want one too ;)
Debs hunni passionkiss
Are you sure you're not wearing these? dunno


:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
oh yes it happens to me all of a sudden you remember tummy tingles right down to your never regions and whooooooosssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in need of clean knickers, I now carry spare knickers in my bag, just incase and feel like the martini girl as this can happen anytime, any place anywhere, thank god for MEN!!!!!!!!!!!! eh girls xx
lol..... yep.............. but not on web cam !!!!
Cant say anymore coz I will blush !
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lol..... yep.............. but not on web cam !!!!
Cant say anymore coz I will blush !

Debs gives Blonda a nuge! come on tell us wink :wink: :wink:
Sizzer wrote!oh yes it happens to me all of a sudden you remember tummy tingles right down to your never regions and whooooooosssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in need of clean knickers, I now carry spare knickers in my bag, just incase and feel like the martini girl as this can happen anytime, any place anywhere, thank god for MEN!!!!!!!!!!!! eh girls xx

Are you sure we are talking about the same thing......... and not incontinence redface surprisedops: biggrin
<<<<just sneaking in to take a peek..... sillyhwoar:
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<<<<just sneaking in to take a peek..... sillyhwoar:

OI YOU!! you see whats up there :kick:
Now bugger off and get back to ya Ants in his pants post!
HUH!! bloody cheek
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:oops: :oops: :twisted:
Joins Debs AND little gem in same corner
Fee
XX
coffee .... :shock: ..... bolt
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coffee .... :shock: ..... bolt

OI Debs not having it no
Your post infront of mine! ooooo
thought u was a scrubber wishy!!! lol only kiddin babes x biggrin