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Missy
Sex God
Pololady done this before on here, but I can't find the thread.
Give the question to the answer above you - then give an answer for the next post to give the question.
For example, the poster above me wrote:
Only if it's Wednesday
My post would be:
At work, do you ever partake in dress down Friday?
So what's the question (and don't forget to give your own answer for the next post to question.)
First answer:
Because the RAC told me to!
Missy
Sex God
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Kaznkev
About 2 hours on a gd day

How long does it take you to get dressed?
Answer:
Because the floor was too dirty
Unknown User
why did you have sex on MY bed ?
only my left big toe.
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
,but it was worth it

How much did all the lube cost to be able to do 'that' :shock:
Answer:
Cheese and Onion
Unknown User
Quote by Missy2
Cheese and Onion

So, what did his belly button taste like?
Answer: 53!
Missy
Sex God
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Answer: 53!

Bluddy ell you look good - how old did you say your youngest is?
Answer:
It was longer than I expected!
Unknown User
Quote by Missy
Answer:
It was longer than I expected!

Mr Stuff is full of surprises - what did you think?
Answer: Three dinner plates.
Unknown User
so how does your pussy feel the morning after the night we had? wink
3 or 4 at a time
mancunian
Sex God
What's the result of a good whipping?
Dry and swollen lips
mancunian
Sex God
When shall I call
A large loofah, cat litter, and lard.
Missy
Sex God
Quote by mancunian
A large loofah, cat litter, and lard.

Ere love, what's numbers 18, 38 and 67 on the chinese menu?
Answer:
Extra sequins done the trick
Unknown User
What's the secret to a good pavlova?
Answer: I usually just wiggle the handle a bit.
Unknown User
How do you like your women?
Answer: It just came off in my hand.
Missy
Sex God
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Answer: It just came off in my hand.

All I said was Feel his new toupee - how the bluddy ell did you manage that!!
Answer:
Gordon Ramsay
Unknown User
Who made this shitty soup?
Answer: It's always been this colour.
Unknown User
Exactly how many men are there in there?
Answer: Little fluffy bunnies.
tmann
Sex God
Is it just one more than you think?
Unknown User
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Is it just one more than you think?

Sorry T, I forgot to set an answer, so a different question is now required redface
tmann
Sex God
How do you feel waiting for me?
7 hours
tmann
Sex God
Do you have a food fetish?
meadow fresh
tmann
Sex God
When was he up you?
a tea cup.
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
What form was the cars that you rode in , in the Alice in wonderland theme park?
-------------------------------------------------------
p.v.c
tmann
Sex God
Where do you like to wanked over?
in the shower.
tmann
Sex God
How many men to you get though?
One.
tmann
Sex God
How much is that wine?
melot
Unknown User
Which red wine goes well with salmon?
About 6 and a half.
Unknown User
What colour are your silk french knickers?
A pair of handcuffs and a banana.
tmann
Sex God
What did you take to bed last night?
Unknown User
What's your favourite lube?
Half a ton of peanuts.
Missy
Sex God
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
What's your favourite lube?
Half a ton of peanuts.

And what's your favourite lube lol
Answer:
It's because of gravity!