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Glory holes!...........you no what they are?

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i didn't! redface
until i asked in the dogging section surprisedops:
i have heard of what they do............. but never heard the name they call it!
So many names i have learnt on here
like commandos meaning with out pants!
what have you learnt?
and what words!?
Sex God
i didnt know what bukaki (if thats how you spell it) was before i came on here confused .
Personally, I have learnt that:
Spuff is what Marya calls Spunk (Or "oil of ugly")
"BBW" means Big beautiful woman
"LBW" means leg before Wicket (that could be a swingers phrase y'know)
and finally.......
WLTM means Would Like To Meet (I always thought it meant Well Long Trouser Muscle. Am gonna rephrase this in my Ad) :twisted:
Sex God
I thought 'glory holes' were a cupboard under the stairs where you put things you were not sure what to do with confused :? :? :?
Sex God
:shock: :shock: Now I know they are not always what my mum said they were :twisted:
Quote by Kit
I thought 'glory holes' were a cupboard under the stairs where you put things you were not sure what to do with confused :? :? :?

well same here Debs shruggs shoulders!
you learn some thing new every day :P
I thought Glory Holes was some sort of country term :huh:
WLTM I didn't know about, and still didn't until BigDanny12999 just now
A Munch I thought was a sound
TTFN meaning Ta-ta for now thanks to OckySweeties
Its the oven that they smelt molten glass in before glass blowing.
infact!!
i dident no what Mark ment!!!!!!
i thought it was just a Mark!!.............you no that you get when you are naughty!
still waiting to be spanked! :twisted:
God, I'm such a pervert. I haven't learned any new words from this website. sad
Well, except "munch".
Sex God
glory holes isn't that another name for crutchless knickers wink
Quote by markz
glory holes isn't that another name for crutchless knickers wink

oo you tart! :giggle:
Sex God
I have learnt that the abbreviation.......lol......does my fuckin head in like no other combination of letters known to man, I don't know why it does, but it does and I don't mean just niggling I mean brain scrambling, gut wrenching annoying. Other than that I now know what a 'camels toe' is.
Warming the Bed
er. excuse me Sir, but what's a Glory Hole? If you tell me will it make me all tingly below. So tingly it makes me think of rude words like 'front bottom'?
Quote by davej
I have learnt that the abbreviation.......lol......does my fuckin head in like no other combination of letters known to man, I don't know why it does, but it does and I don't mean just niggling I mean brain scrambling, gut wrenching annoying. Other than that I now know what a 'camels toe' is.

Wot's a "Camel's toe" then? dunno
Warming the Bed
Its a thing on a camel's foot, silly!
Btw, I read what a glory hole is - make me burp out luaghing. Yes, BOL. I took a swig of gin just before I read it on 'thefulten' thread and reading it made me burp, LOL. I NEVER burp in my life. I actually try to do it, but I can't. But reading the meaning of Glory Hole made me burp.
I need to get out more...
Master of Sex
:upset: :upset: :upset:
I must be truely a world class perv then as I already had that knowledge... but being the Head of IT and having to watch what others were doing helped a great deal :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
I tell you, other than IT ppl, doctors are the worse... :giggle: :giggle:
Soz debs... I is really corrupt.
Eagerslut a camel toe is errmmm NM just not worth it..... :notes: :notes: :notes: If she PM's give it to her... all of it.... :evil2: :evil2:
Warming the Bed
PM me I want to know what a camel toe is. And btw, I always love the way people add the 'e' in truly, so sweet, lol.
Master of Sex
Quote by secretmaccamslag
PM me I want to know what a camel toe is. And btw, I always love the way people add the 'e' in truly, so sweet, lol.

redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Soz.... fingers are abit out of it.. just got back from a 6hr ride. whew am I bushed.
PM on the way
Sex God
camel toe ,,has a web site dedicated to them ,,seen it
but true did not know about glory hole and recently FFS
You get the "camel toe" look when your trousers are too tight and ya cutting the cake luv :nudge: :nudge: wink :wink:
Quote by Libra+Love
You get the "camel toe" look when your trousers are too tight and ya cutting the cake luv :nudge: :nudge: wink :wink:

AAhhhh, the beetle bonnet look!
Sex God
Quote by Libra+Love
You get the "camel toe" look when your trousers are too tight and ya cutting the cake luv :nudge: :nudge: wink :wink:

see that with the new jogging suit bottoms ,,none to sexy and cant be comfy ?
I can't remember who said it but.....
showing the turtles head
as a description of a really tight solid poo.
Hilarious.
Quote by Libra+Love
You get the "camel toe" look when your trousers are too tight and ya cutting the cake luv :nudge: :nudge: wink :wink:

Musketeer posted this a while ago, gives you a full and comprehensive guide to camels toe's and blumming funny lol :lol:
i only heard the phrase camel toe about 3 weeks ago in the chat room, never geard a fanny called that b4 lol
Apart from swinging terminology I think i've heard of everything else. But then that's what you get for wasting your evenings surfing for porn on the internet lol
Warming the Bed
Thats not a wasted evening, thats a creative one...lol
Quote by Kit
I thought 'glory holes' were a cupboard under the stairs where you put things you were not sure what to do with confused :? :? :?

I was told as a young one that was a "cubby hole"
Fred
Master of Sex
Quote by bigDewi69
Apart from swinging terminology I think i've heard of everything else. But then that's what you get for wasting your evenings surfing for porn on the internet lol

Cant be wasted if you learn ONE thing.