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Glory holes!...........you no what they are?

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ok sorry to change the subject but what is a bukkake
thanx guys in advance
MRS B xx
Quote by bunnycpl
ok sorry to change the subject but what is a bukkake
thanx guys in advance
MRS B xx

bukkake is when mummy and daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy *ect* want to make mummy very very messy.
It comes from japan where the objective of it is to make the subject feel shameful by shooting their loads over her until she (sometimes he) becomes pretty much drenched in the stuff
Quote by Kit
I thought 'glory holes' were a cupboard under the stairs where you put things you were not sure what to do with confused :? :? :?

So did i! :?
I wonder if my mum knows what they really are :shock:
Somehow i doubt it lol
Carol
Quote by Libra+Love
You get the "camel toe" look when your trousers are too tight and ya cutting the cake luv :nudge: :nudge: wink :wink:

Can I have a piece of errr Cake? :evil2: :evil2:
Quote by GenHertsCpl
You get the "camel toe" look when your trousers are too tight and ya cutting the cake luv :nudge: :nudge: wink :wink:

AAhhhh, the beetle bonnet look!
Dictionary Defination
camel's foot n. Of leggings and tight jeans, those folds generate in a ladies crotch when they an pulled up too tightly
Also appropriate in these descriptive circumstances.
Twix lips n. A front bottom (qv) version of hungry arse (qv). See also
beetle bonnet euph. Female pubic mound, esp. shaven. From the popular VW car.
Quote by duncanlondon
I can't remember who said it but.....
showing the turtles head
as a description of a really tight solid poo.
Hilarious.

it is not just a poo - it is a poo that is-a-pokin' rolleyes
Quote by GenHertsCpl
You get the "camel toe" look when your trousers are too tight and ya cutting the cake luv :nudge: :nudge: wink :wink:

AAhhhh, the beetle bonnet look!
Or the 'Smiling Cat' look :wink:
theres a thread on her with a pix of an oriental woman absolutely smoothered
can only have been about two weeks ago
andy
Quote by PoloLady
I can't remember who said it but.....
showing the turtles head
as a description of a really tight solid poo.
Hilarious.

it is not just a poo - it is a poo that is-a-pokin' rolleyes
rotflmao I just love that definition
C x
Quote by Sexysteph
/waits for some kind soul to either link it or post the pic Pmsl

Since you asked.....Voila!!!! wink
:laughabove:
My God, is there a Sperm Whale that we cannot see in the pic!
I hope she can swim.
Quote by SXBOY
but true did not know about glory hole and recently FFS

FFS, you didn't know what 'recently' meant till you came on here? Blimey, slimey.
Quote by northwest-cpl

/waits for some kind soul to either link it or post the pic Pmsl

Since you asked.....Voila!!!! wink

Now that's what you call a "Cock Mess Monster" lol
hi debbie my glory hole is under the stairs lol, i just spent two hours this afternoon clearing it out. but hey you couldnt do anything naughty in it was full of crap we never used so i binned the majority of it. you know what going to happen now tho Mr bunny will in a few weeks start looking for soething that i have binned confused aaawwww well shit ha wink
Mrs bunny
happens even lol wink
feel free to ask me for an explanation of most things strange, im a mine of useless information. on the subject of turtle heads, next time your caught short please clear a path with "where's the loo, i've got a dogs nose pokin out"
Okay meat, where can I get a cheap ticket to blackpool?
And will the spectators get their Grand Prix ticket money back? I'm a woman, and always loved the Grand Prix, and I sat there with my jaw dragging on my tits in disbelief, eventhough I wouldn't risk the safety of the drivers, but I pay for my TV licence and expected a good race. I want my money back.
Some useless questions for your mine of useless information genius. cool
PS, that was my very first emotion ever on this site.
Point of information on turtle's head. Sadly that is inaccurate, they are in fact called tortoises' heads. Turtles do not have the ability to retract their heads and limbs into their shells but tortoises do,
Also, point of additional information in cameltoe discussion. Leggings as worn by over weight single mum's in the schemes around Scotland's post industrial heartland are sometimes referred to as "mumbling pants"
As said delectable creature walks towards you you can clearly see the lips moving but cannot hear a word the c*nt is saying ;-) hence mumbling pants, I thank you.
Quote by xeixei
ok sorry to change the subject but what is a bukkake
thanx guys in advance
MRS B xx

bukkake is when mummy and daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy and another daddy *ect* want to make mummy very very messy.
It comes from japan where the objective of it is to make the subject feel shameful by shooting their loads over her until she (sometimes he) becomes pretty much drenched in the stuff
One slight addition to that is that in Japan the males participants (at least in the more 'professional' end of the spectrum) are referred to as 'Soup Men'.
Quote by Debbiewebs
what have you learnt?

Fellatio is NOT one of the 3 musketeers redface
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lol, some quality infotainment, im now looking forward to learning what words mean
still havent figured out what a munch is yet..lol
time for a bit more digging me thinks redface
Quote by reddevil555
lol, some quality infotainment, im now looking forward to learning what words mean
still havent figured out what a munch is yet..lol
time for a bit more digging me thinks redface

here would be a good place to start digging, methinks.
Quote by northwest-cpl

/waits for some kind soul to either link it or post the pic Pmsl

Since you asked.....Voila!!!! wink

Oooooooooooooooh! That looks like fun. :shock: :shock: :shock:
(Goes off to find out about flights to Japan)
Anyone know the Japanese for "150 cummers sought by 'eager for bukkake'!"?
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
:rascal: :rascal:
thank you very much mr discreet and bhd1976 now i know! wink
and i too have learned my first thing from SH :P
Quote by EagerSlut

/waits for some kind soul to either link it or post the pic Pmsl

Since you asked.....Voila!!!! wink

Oooooooooooooooh! That looks like fun. :shock: :shock: :shock:
(Goes off to find out about flights to Japan)
Anyone know the Japanese for "150 cummers sought by 'eager for bukkake'!"?
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
:rascal: :rascal:

No, but i know how to say in Japanese, "You have the hair of 10 men" .... guess it would only take a little tweek to modify it to " You have cum in your hair of 10 men" ... hai, arigato.. sakana, yubi-ya-san! Are the other words I know...
So where do we put the Swinging Heaven Dictonary? Should it be a sticky, coz I've just learnt loads of stuff, and I'm about to empty all the stuff from my Glory Hole (Cupboard Understairs) just in case.
John
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