Quote by seasider
Missy, I think we can probably find you a butt plug with a horse's tail on here in lovely Brighton - new and secondhand!!
Oh yesssss :happy:
And I want a nice long flowing tail - to make up for his lack of mane
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God I feel old!
:scared:
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Missy
Is this of any use??
:giggle:
Is this of any use??
:giggle:
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Quote by seasider
Missy, I think we can probably find you a butt plug with a horse's tail on here in lovely Brighton - new and secondhand!!
That's sort of New and Used innit :undecided: Why does that have a different connotation?
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Quote by firelizard
Waking up?(especially at this time of the morning
- work has thrown me body clockout a bit
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People telling me that my naturally fair hair is grey!
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Nope it's not grey and I've been VERY near it :smug:
There hun you can give me the tenner when I next see ya!
Worth more than a tenner!
Mind you before you can say that I think you'll have to check whether the collars and cuffs match. :twisted:
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Quote by Freckledbird
People telling me that my naturally fair hair is grey!
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Now who would do that? :angel:
Can't think
But she's gonna get good spanking next time I see her - if she's lucky!.
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Why have I just posted FOUR threads on the what makes you feel old thread?
Should I be taking some messgae from this?? :undecided:
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Should I be taking some messgae from this?? :undecided:
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Quote by westerross
Why have I just posted FOUR threads on the what makes you feel old thread?
Should I be taking some messgae from this?? :undecided:
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No, but you should wear your glasses so you don't make typing mistakes!
Sorry honey, you know I loves ya really
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Quote by winchwench
Why have I just posted FOUR threads on the what makes you feel old thread?
Should I be taking some messgae from this?? :undecided:
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Thank you my sweet! I'll send you a postcard.
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Quote by Dlep
Waking up?
People telling me that my naturally fair hair is grey!
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Same here, well mainly grey....
You've got hair??? Lucky b**t*rds! 
Many of you will know that I have 3 children under two (well, ok, the twins are just two) and running around after them tires me out and makes me feel VERY old.
Like FB, I also left school 25 - no 26! - years ago. OMG, that's depressing.
Will
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Quote by Ukwineman
I will become distinguised :smug:
Yeah, people say that - but you will be distinguished as being old!! :giggle:
But, never mind you're still my hiro!
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Quote by willxx69
Many of you will know that I have 3 children under two (well, ok, the twins are just two) and running around after them tires me out and makes me feel VERY old.
Like FB, I also left school 25 - no 26! - years ago. OMG, that's depressing.
Will
Yup, those twins sure tire one out - but delightfully I must say.
Taking an hour to assemble a garden chair can make you feel old. Have you finished yet my friend?
I'm afraid I can top the leaving school statistic! :(
Good to see you - Angelica was saying she hadn't seen you on for a bit.
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Quote by Kiss
Feeling old?
What's that like then?
Let's see if I can explain. Your 28, so I reckon policemen are beginning to look a bit young to you. It's when you get seved in a shop by people with acne who know nothing.
When you remember the original versions of pops songs in the charts.
When you recognise the influences on films and music.
I know you recognise some of these KIss
Quote by keeno
Feeling old?
What's that like then?
Let's see if I can explain. Your 28, so I reckon policemen are beginning to look a bit young to you. It's when you get seved in a shop by people with acne who know nothing.
When you remember the original versions of pops songs in the charts.
When you recognise the influences on films and music.
I know you recognise some of these KIss
Keeno! Bad, bad man!
Actually I have felt old before....
But he was 24 years my senior! (True!)
Quote by Kiss
Feeling old?
What's that like then?
Let's see if I can explain. Your 28, so I reckon policemen are beginning to look a bit young to you. It's when you get seved in a shop by people with acne who know nothing.
When you remember the original versions of pops songs in the charts.
When you recognise the influences on films and music.
I know you recognise some of these KIss
Keeno! Bad, bad man!
Actually I have felt old before....
But he was 24 years my senior! (True!)
I always reckon anybody 20 years younger than me is young and therefore anybody 20 years older is old.
So 24 years would make them 'old'
I think you're just jail bait
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Quote by keeno
Feeling old?
What's that like then?
Let's see if I can explain. Your 28, so I reckon policemen are beginning to look a bit young to you. It's when you get severed in a shop by people with acne who know nothing.When you remember the original versions of pops songs in the charts.
When you recognise the influences on films and music.
I know you recognise some of these KIss
Bluddy hell Keeno!!! what shops do you go in?? :shock:
Quote by firelizard
Feeling old?
What's that like then?
Let's see if I can explain. Your 28, so I reckon policemen are beginning to look a bit young to you. It's when you get severed in a shop by people with acne who know nothing.When you remember the original versions of pops songs in the charts.
When you recognise the influences on films and music.
I know you recognise some of these KIss
Bluddy hell Keeno!!! what shops do you go in?? :shock:
Mc Donalds :smug:
>>>>>>>>>sits back & awaits lawsuit......
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Quote by willxx69
You've got hair??? Lucky b**t*rds!
Many of you will know that I have 3 children under two (well, ok, the twins are just two) and running around after them tires me out and makes me feel VERY old.
Like FB, I also left school 25 - no 26! - years ago. OMG, that's depressing.
Will
Bald is good :rascal:
My children are 15 and 17 - I wouldn't have a prayer of catching them if I chased them, so I don't bother
And, it's occurred to me that I actually left education a mere four years ago, soooooooo that's OK :lol:
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Quote by firelizard
Bluddy hell Keeno!!! what shops do you go in?? :shock:
Tuck shop
Quote by Freckledbird
You've got hair??? Lucky b**t*rds!
Many of you will know that I have 3 children under two (well, ok, the twins are just two) and running around after them tires me out and makes me feel VERY old.
Like FB, I also left school 25 - no 26! - years ago. OMG, that's depressing.
Will
Bald is good :rascal:
My children are 15 and 17 - I wouldn't have a prayer of catching them if I chased them, so I don't bother
And, it's occurred to me that I actually left education a mere four years ago, soooooooo that's OK :lol:
I can outrun all of my kids! Lucky really
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Quote by Kiss24 years your senior? Excellent, that means I am still in with a chance! :happy:
Actually I have felt old before....
But he was 24 years my senior! (True!)
Will
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Quote by winchwench
I can outrun all of my kids! Lucky really
I don't need to chase them really - they're both very good, if I'm honest.
Just as well really, because I'm crap at running!
