OTOH, buy your kid a copy of Black & White (currently available for 10 quid from all good computer stores) - not only will he be able to pet his vitual creature and play catch with it, he can teach it to eat peasants and shoot lightning bolts from its hands. :shock: He can also beat seven shades out of it should it misbehave (or if he's in a bad mood, or just happens to feel like punishing a poor innocent giant cow...)
Unfortunately, my creature was a bad-tempered beast who liked to kick his beach-ball into the sea and poop in the fields - then carry it back to his pen. Yech...
Goldfish - Hamsters don't flush very easily, they get stuck in the u-bend.
Hang on, hang on folks!!!!!!!
He said goldfish or hampster!!!!!!!!!
Now I've heard of a goldfish - even had a couple - not as tasty as haddock - but they were OK.
But what is this hampster? Sounds pretty unusual to me - I tried looking it up - it is an endangered species? Or is it a Hamster with a penchant for living in Hampers?
Either way - it sounds pretty expensive to maintain.
So - I'd stick with the goldfish!
Forget the goldfish, forget the hanmpster.
GET
A Vietnamese pot bellied pig (why I hear you ask)!
A pig will eat all your left overs or right overs.
A pig is a good companion.
A pig is faithful.
A pig is clean.
A pig will crap on your naighbours path if you teach it.
What you reckon then will it be a pig?
Nothing is as easy to look after as a nice stone. All our kids have had them at Christmas and they lasted for ages. They never needed feeding and cleaning was negligable. They are incredibly faithful and won't try to escape and make a nest in the ceiling.
And as a bonus, when the kids get tired of them you can use them as doorstops or paperweights.
Goldfish... the hamster will wake you up at night rattling it's bars and scuffling about like a burglar.
When the goldfish expires through lack of attention, replace it with a thin slice of carott in a bowl. If the kids notice it's not swimming, eat the carott. This guarantees they will never ask for a pet again!
Why not compromise and have a hamster in a goldfish bowl?
And rememberfolks a pet is not just for christmas!!!
Bollox! go down the the local cats and dogs home and buy something terminally ill.
That way the kids get their pet,and by the time the novelty has worn off, its dead! and you are not lumbered with looking after the thing.