10. "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Look at all them fucking Indians!" - Custer, 1877
8. "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
6. "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered fucking showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck's going to find out?" - Bill Clinton,1999
And number 1 . . . drum roll.........................
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad." - Saddam Hussein, March 19, 2003
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SIC SIC SIC
The company hires a new man. He was supposed to start work on a Monday, but instead of showing up, he calls his new boss. "I'm sick," he says. Boss excuses him. The man shows up Tuesday morning and works throughout the week, greatly impressing everyone with his diligence and ability.
The next Monday, he once again calls his boss. "I'm sick," he says. Boss reluctantly excuses him, but notices that this is the second Monday in a row. Once again, the man shows up Tuesday morning and works throughout the week, even faster and better than the previous week.
The following Monday, he calls his boss again. "I'm sick." Boss excuses him, but decides to call the man in to talk on Tuesday. Tuesday comes and as soon as the man shows up, the boss calls him into his office. "What gives?" asks the boss. "I can see you're a hard worker, but you've only been here three weeks and you've called in sick every Monday."
The man says, "Well, my sister is in a bad marriage and I go over to console her every Monday morning before work. One thing leads to another, and we end up having sex all day long."
"Your sister!" says the boss. "That's disgusting."
The man says, "Well, I told you I was sick.".
Well Now one has y'all 'primed', time to say
greetings.Am very new to online meetings but this site is quite fantastic. Think this could be the start of a beautyful friendship.
Life loving, hyper, creative, lucky young man is lucking forward to meeting y'all.
PUZZLES TO PONDER
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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:laughabove: :giveup: Ok ok shall shut up now. 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Very good
- Soon you will find SH a part of your daily routine. Checking it before you (have to) go out anywhere and back on it as soon as you walk back in. I've even got to the point where, to save time, I take my shoes and coat off, stroke the cat, feed the kids, check the post and wash up - while the page is loading 
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Marmite is one of the gifts to human kind! Though had no idea the implications for 'energy' 
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