Users of this site, I am currently compiling a group compensation claim against Mr Marma Laid.
I looking for other users who have been cruelly and inhumanly treated by the above person.
We will be looking for substantial damages, somewhere in the region of 100 goldfish, 10 ironing goldfish and a shag per claimant.
The claim begins with:-
1) He did wilfully and with malicious aforethought give me a black eye just because I was winning the pillow fight.
Pictoral Evidence is offered here:
2) He did leave no coffee when he left, after promising to go to Columbia to collect some.
3) He did leave behind a variety of dirty pots, pans and plates, after boasting of his prowess in the kitchen.
4) He carried the wrong brand of condom. :shock:
Any further claims should be added to this thread which will in due course be submitted to the relevant authority for damages to be awarded.
(Can I have a volunteer to be judge please) :P
Jas
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Group Action against Marmalaid
Sex God
He once knocked over a bedside table at ours and nearly damaged a lamp!! Can I get in on the class action?! 
Oh! And he even tried to snog me once - in public, no less - thereby damaging my reputation as a 1000% str8 bloke!!
~Reese!
Oh! And he even tried to snog me once - in public, no less - thereby damaging my reputation as a 1000% str8 bloke!!
~Reese!
:smackbottom: Naughty girl :smackbottom:
:lol: Quote by Vix
Mental trauma:
He holds my kids upside down, by their ankles and willfully refuses to drop them on their heads. This causes me to suffer from disappointment beyond belief.
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:I'm afraid I can't join in with this class action ............ Marmie has always been a gentleman with me :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
There you go .... more Mental Trauma ... I can join in because he's 'only' ever been a gentleman with me :shock:
Does that count?
C x
Quote by Jas-Tim
Anything counts Calista, we can just change it to -
Caused Calista considerable mental trauma by refusing to accomadate an alternative behaviour styleHe was obviously being Calisitaist.
Jas
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Christ that's a mouthful :shock: :shock: perhaps I should rephrase that (esp with Reece in the thread :twisted: )
C x
Quote by Calista
Anything counts Calista, we can just change it to -
Caused Calista considerable mental trauma by refusing to accomadate an alternative behaviour style
Jas
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Christ that's a mouthful :shock: :shock: perhaps I should rephrase that (esp with Reece in the thread :twisted: )
C x
Why?
Quote by Vix
Anything counts Calista, we can just change it to -
Caused Calista considerable mental trauma by refusing to accomadate an alternative behaviour style
Jas
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Christ that's a mouthful :shock: :shock: perhaps I should rephrase that (esp with Reece in the thread :twisted: )
C x
Why?
Vix in my head it works well as a poor attempt at a well hung blowjob joke ... quite probably not to everyone else (wierd day today ~ lady of leisure and booooooooooored and it doesn't suit me)
C x
Quote by marmalaid
Didn't we get enough group action this weekend, just gone?
You talking to me? I have no idea what happened this weekend, someone kept feeding me cider, then red wine, then absynthe...
We could have had coffee instead, but someone would not go fetch any. Damn you. We nearly drank instant coffee. Then you would have been in far deeper water, sonny-me-lad.
Quote by Vix
We could have had coffee instead, but someone would not go fetch any. Damn you. We nearly drank instant coffee. Then you would have been in far deeper water, sonny-me-lad.
Watch that puke gif closely, there is an extra stream that comes from it's eyes or its nose....
wow, that's some trick...
Sex God
Your Honour~
I respectfully submit the following charges in support of people's case number 36733, "Group Action against Marmalaid", wherein the Defendant:
1. did wilfully deflate his air bed whilst Vix was peacefully slumbering therein, resulting in potential spinal trauma and bad dreams
2. made an inappropriate comment regarding Vix' anatomy in her presence on the crowded streets of downtown Glastonbury
3. deliberately purchased the same outfit as Vix, thus rendering himself indistinguishable from her in compromising situations (see exhibits A & B below)
Exhibit A: Exhibit B:
Note: Vix was unable to post these claims herself due to the physical and emotional trauma triggered by the aforementioned events.
Most Sincerely,
~Reese Revoe
I respectfully submit the following charges in support of people's case number 36733, "Group Action against Marmalaid", wherein the Defendant:
1. did wilfully deflate his air bed whilst Vix was peacefully slumbering therein, resulting in potential spinal trauma and bad dreams
2. made an inappropriate comment regarding Vix' anatomy in her presence on the crowded streets of downtown Glastonbury
3. deliberately purchased the same outfit as Vix, thus rendering himself indistinguishable from her in compromising situations (see exhibits A & B below)
Exhibit A: Exhibit B:
Note: Vix was unable to post these claims herself due to the physical and emotional trauma triggered by the aforementioned events.
Most Sincerely,
~Reese Revoe
Orgasminator
He was very naughty in our car 
:censored: ..and he tried ti get me drunk first :small-print: and he gave me a bottle of red wine instead of white
:doh: :undecided: :rascal:
:censored: ..and he tried ti get me drunk first :small-print: and he gave me a bottle of red wine instead of white:doh: :undecided: :rascal:
