Grrrrrr wasps

1 Aug 2004

God-damn pesky blighter's, don't they have anything better to do than annoy me while I'm trying to eat outside in this here fine weather. mad

Couldn't evolution find a better use for them grrrrrrrrrrr banghead

:fuckinghell:

1 Aug 2004

Quite. What the hell are wasps for! I mean they don't produce anything useful or recycle anthing. Do they! confused

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Still I don't like to kill them or any bug or insect if I can help it! It may have been my mother in my past life! :uhoh:

1 Aug 2004

Quote by Lovecommando
Quite. What the hell are wasps for! I mean they don't produce anything useful or recycle anthing. Do they! :
Still I don't like to kill them or any bug or insect if I can help it! It may have been my mother in my past life! :uhoh:

Which means that if your mum was a wasp in a past life then it means that theyre around to procreate,like producing you,which would make you a wasp,unless your a cross bread or something,a bloody clever wasp too to do all that writing!!!!!!!!!!!
Clare,xxx
wink

1 Aug 2004

So that's what my problem is, I'm a wasp thinking I'm a human being! :doh:
Oh! Sorry! I thought this place was called STINGING HEAVEN.
Yeah well I got a sting in my tail that's true! :twisted:

1 Aug 2004

had an outdoors party yesterday, little fuckers are everywhere, flys too, although i was satisfied this morning, came down to collect all the glasses and they all had dead flys or wasps in, HAHAH PAYBACK!

1 Aug 2004

Quote by Lovecommando
So that's what my problem is, I'm a wasp thinking I'm a human being! :doh:
Oh! Sorry! I thought this place was called STINGING HEAVEN.
Yeah well I got a sting in my tail that's true! :twisted:

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

1 Aug 2004

They like to find sweet smelling flowers with oddles of pollen, and love sweet drinks and many types of perfume and aftershave at barbeques... My aunt used to have a jar of jam, with about 1/4" left inside, with boiling water in it to melt it a while. She would leave it in a corner where they always gathered, and they would commit suicide in the water...
Not a nice way to go, but makes em stop away.

1 Aug 2004

I thought wasps went BUZZZZZZZZZZZ!

1 Aug 2004

Quote by westerross
I thought wasps went BUZZZZZZZZZZZ!

nope thats a rampant rabbit...
wasps are sort of more like.... bbbiiiiizzzzzzz
bees are a bit closer with a .....bbboooooozzzzzzzz

1 Aug 2004

Quote by davej
.....bbboooooozzzzzzzz

BOOZE?????? DID SOMEONE MENTION BOOZE?????????????????????????????????

1 Aug 2004

Quote by dazandlou
.....bbboooooozzzzzzzz

BOOZE?????? DID SOMEONE MENTION BOOZE?????????????????????????????????
Oi! What you doing with your quotes. I'm being misquoted here - I never said bbbbboooooozzzzzz!
By the way Dave I can identify with the slightly more nasal quality of bbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiizzzzz of a wasp but the bee is definitely the concoction of an inebriated (soaked hahaha) mind!
Anyway one thing we're all agreed on is that they don't go Grrrrrrrr! I think that sussexguy wants to study his insectology a bit better!

1 Aug 2004

Quote by rocky horror
They like to find sweet smelling flowers with oddles of pollen, and love sweet drinks and many types of perfume and aftershave at barbeques...

No Rocky that's WOMEN! Got that WOMEN that like that sort of stuff! Er..as well as wasps.

1 Aug 2004

Quote by westerross
By the way Dave I can identify with the slightly more nasal quality of bbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiizzzzz of a wasp but the bee is definitely the concoction of an inebriated (soaked hahaha) mind!
Anyway one thing we're all agreed on is that they don't go Grrrrrrrr! I think that sussexguy wants to study his insectology a bit better!

:doh: shit your right Tune didn't spot the bloody obvious intent in your first post on account of a rather sunny day and a small quaffing of a nice bottle of Corbet Canyon red.......yep a bit wobbly I am
So as a more obvious pointer for those of us that have had a tipple ...........Tune is right.......wasps dont go........ grrrrrrr........ they do go........ bbbbbiiiiiiizzzzz..... unless you trap them in a smartie tube and then they go........... iiiiiiizzzzzz........the....... bbbbbbbb....... sound is too low to get through the cardboard.

1 Aug 2004

I might give one of these a try - they seem to be out in force this year!

No affiliation etc..
Dave

1 Aug 2004

Quote by davej

By the way Dave I can identify with the slightly more nasal quality of bbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiizzzzz of a wasp but the bee is definitely the concoction of an inebriated (soaked hahaha) mind!
Anyway one thing we're all agreed on is that they don't go Grrrrrrrr! I think that sussexguy wants to study his insectology a bit better!

:doh: shit your right Tune didn't spot the bloody obvious intent in your first post on account of a rather sunny day and a small quaffing of a nice bottle of Corbet Canyon red.......yep a bit wobbly I am
So as a more obvious pointer for those of us that have had a tipple ...........Tune is right.......wasps dont go........ grrrrrrr........ they do go........ bbbbbiiiiiiizzzzz..... unless you trap them in a smartie tube and then they go........... iiiiiiizzzzzz........the....... bbbbbbbb....... sound is too low to get through the cardboard.
I thought there was no bbbbbb because it is a wasp you've got in the tube!!

1 Aug 2004

Quote by westerross
Anyway one thing we're all agreed on is that they don't go Grrrrrrrr! I think that sussexguy wants to study his insectology a bit better!

They do round here...........honest rolleyes

1 Aug 2004

Quote by westerross
I thought there was no bbbbbb because it is a wasp you've got in the tube!!

Now this isnt fair.......you know I've had a drink and your trying to get cute and smart so I get it wrong again......
Well it wont work twice.....once shy twice bitten....bee indeed......... bbbbbbbbbb

2 Aug 2004

i has a wasp nest in my bedroom... i was finding 2 a day at least.. but they were always small ones and most of the time were dead or dying... i got lots of satisfaction from stomping the ones that werent quite dead... just crawling, trying to crawl, so weak.. so need air.. something swee"STOMP"!eugh
The nest is gone now thankyou rentokill

2 Aug 2004

Had the pest killers in for two nests last week. Turns out they were immigrant populations from Germany, bigger than the local sort but not as big as hornets, and the man said they die quickly. However there seem to be loads looking for their home today.
A joke about the EU seems appropriate but I can't think of one.

2 Aug 2004

i dont mind the wasps i quite enjoy watching people run about flapping their hands and screaming when they fly near
its the frogs .walking bare foot in the park and you stand on something squishy...ewwwwwwwwww

2 Aug 2004

Quote by redstilletto
i dont mind the wasps i quite enjoy watching people run about flapping their hands and screaming when they fly near
its the frogs .walking bare foot in the park and you stand on something squishy...ewwwwwwwwww

Snails are the worst for that........you get that horrible crunch and the guilt of squashing their house :cry:

2 Aug 2004

snails my cousin used to make me watch while he poured salt on them ........ :shock:
i admit im a frog murderer i used my flymo today
anyone wanna nibble on a frogs leg :twisted:

2 Aug 2004

As my wife told me today, well if you get stung find something to take away the pain and leave the swelling!