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Gunk on my/your face..?

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Quote by BIoke
Got anything else you can teach me? :rascal:

Deep throat? Unless you know it already... we can practice on flower - he can push really hard to help out if he has a small willy lol
I saw him on cam once, but I didn't see his willy, I saw his bum thought wink
I'll confirm that it stings like hell if you get it in your eye. Any where else is fine with me! smile
point 1.
I would never be seen with goo on my face
point 2
I once opened a fish finger friday room and there were 80 people in it
point 3
i still dont know what a rainbow kiss is
Quote by poshkate
I'll confirm that it stings like hell if you get it in your eye. Any where else is fine with me! smile

I think its them little blighters, trying to fertilise your eye ball, mistaking it for an egg.
Quote by midsprincess
point 1.
point 3
i still dont know what a rainbow kiss is

Best not ask :gagged:
i cant find a rainbow room which server is it on?
Quote by midsprincess
i cant find a rainbow room which server is it on?

rotflmao
Quote by poshkate
I'll confirm that it stings like hell if you get it in your eye. Any where else is fine with me! smile

To be fair, unless you are in specific, mainly German, specialist themed films, we don't aim for your eye... We just never know if it's going to leap out like a salmon up a river, or dribble out rather limply like a leaky tap.
Consequently, the AOIL (Area of Anticipated Landing) is quite large and sadly, if you are aiming in a Northerly direction with your erection, it does bring the eyes into play.
I still think it would be easier if we came and it came out all wrapped up, like a Kinder Egg toy and women could then open it up and decide what to do with it.
Evolution, or Geoff the designer, has a lot to answer for.
I remember giving a bj once and the guy wanted me to wank him off when he was ready to climax. He shot so far it went over my head and landed on my ass! rotflmao
not so flower ive looked and asked in every room if anyone knows where the rainbow room is
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I remember giving a bj once and the guy wanted me to wank him off when he was ready to climax. He shot so far it went over my head and landed on my ass! rotflmao

Feck me...
We needed folk like that during the war when we'd run out of Anti-Aircraft mortars...
I had to fucking look didn't I ???
:undecided: :fuckinghell: bolt
:splendidvomitsalloverb1oke:
in edit 'gunk' in my vocabulary is make-up so I was misled into thinking that B1oke was talking about his drag days.
Quote by splendid_
I had to fucking look didn't I ???
:undecided: :fuckinghell: bolt
:splendidvomitsalloverb1oke:
in edit 'gunk' in my vocabulary is make-up so I was misled into thinking that B1oke was talking about his drag days.

I still do them occassionally kiss
Quote by midsprincess
i cant find a rainbow room which server is it on?

Server 3 lol
Quote by BIoke
I had to fucking look didn't I ???
:undecided: :fuckinghell: bolt
:splendidvomitsalloverb1oke:
in edit 'gunk' in my vocabulary is make-up so I was misled into thinking that B1oke was talking about his drag days.

I still do them occassionally kiss
rotflmao Oh my yes... I believe I have seen photographs!
Quote by noladreams
rotflmao Oh my yes... I believe I have seen photographs!

I WANT TO SEE! :twisted:
Quote by poshkate

rotflmao Oh my yes... I believe I have seen photographs!

I WANT TO SEE! :twisted:
You share yours and I'll share mine.. ask him first though wink
Quote by Dirtygirly

I don't mind where man-goo ends up, just not in the hair!!! :sticky:

Yup... I like mess too... just not in my hair!
am I the only one who likes it in my hair then?
Tits, face, mouth (as long as its fresh!!) .........
anywhere really :twisted: but not in the eye cos it stings like hell!!
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Got anything else you can teach me? :rascal:

Deep throat? Unless you know it already... we can practice on flower - he can push really hard to help out if he has a small willy lol
I saw him on cam once, but I didn't see his willy, I saw his bum thoughtwink
:shock:
not on my face or in my hair, its the law!
Quote by Resonance
I'll confirm that it stings like hell if you get it in your eye. Any where else is fine with me! smile

To be fair, unless you are in specific, mainly German, specialist themed films, we don't aim for your eye... We just never know if it's going to leap out like a salmon up a river, or dribble out rather limply like a leaky tap.
Consequently, the AOIL (Area of Anticipated Landing) is quite large and sadly, if you are aiming in a Northerly direction with your erection, it does bring the eyes into play.
I still think it would be easier if we came and it came out all wrapped up, like a Kinder Egg toy and women could then open it up and decide what to do with it.
Evolution, or Geoff the designer, has a lot to answer for.
You git Res, my lappy can't take many more coffee showers rotflmao
I've been thinking about this rainbow kisses lark. Traumatised by may be a more accurate description, but nonetheless...
I've met some blokes who would do some pretty depraved things when their balls were full- but to indulge in this post-cum? :shock:
I've therefore come to the conclusion that the practice was made up by a spotty 15 year old who has been exposed to waaaay too much internet porn in his room late at night and wanted to push the boundaries past "scat." It's now an urban myth, much like "McDonalds serve food. "
It's made me feel better. :smug:
Quote by Witchy
I've been thinking about this rainbow kisses lark. Traumatised by may be a more accurate description, but nonetheless...
I've met some blokes who would do some pretty depraved things when their balls were full- but to indulge in this post-cum? :shock:
I've therefore come to the conclusion that the practice was made up by a spotty 15 year old who has been exposed to waaaay too much internet porn in his room late at night and wanted to push the boundaries past "scat." It's now an urban myth, much like "McDonalds serve food. "
It's made me feel better. :smug:

and in my world it makes me feel better to assume that all men use condoms much the same way as Horses use nosebags and cum really can't escape.....
it is no more true than your story....... but it makes me feel better.
Quote by splendid_
I've been thinking about this rainbow kisses lark. Traumatised by may be a more accurate description, but nonetheless...
I've met some blokes who would do some pretty depraved things when their balls were full- but to indulge in this post-cum? :shock:
I've therefore come to the conclusion that the practice was made up by a spotty 15 year old who has been exposed to waaaay too much internet porn in his room late at night and wanted to push the boundaries past "scat." It's now an urban myth, much like "McDonalds serve food. "
It's made me feel better. :smug:

and in my world it makes me feel better to assume that all men use condoms much the same way as Horses use nosebags and cum really can't escape.....
it is no more true than your story....... but it makes me feel better.
They eat from them?
Now that really is sick.
Freak. rolleyes
Quote by splendid_
I've been thinking about this rainbow kisses lark. Traumatised by may be a more accurate description, but nonetheless...
I've met some blokes who would do some pretty depraved things when their balls were full- but to indulge in this post-cum? :shock:
I've therefore come to the conclusion that the practice was made up by a spotty 15 year old who has been exposed to waaaay too much internet porn in his room late at night and wanted to push the boundaries past "scat." It's now an urban myth, much like "McDonalds serve food. "
It's made me feel better. :smug:

and in my world it makes me feel better to assume that all men use condoms much the same way as Horses use nosebags and cum really can't escape.....
it is no more true than your story....... but it makes me feel better.
but splen you cant beat pulling out whipping the condom off and shooting a large sticky load over the ladies face watching the creamy goo run down her cheeks off her nose across her lips,seeing the snail trail left as it makes its way to her chin before dripping dollops onto her breasts before smearing it across her chest then offering her your fingers to lick clean...mmmmm
oh and splen toilets that way <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
i'll be running that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bolt
:shock:
:splenmakesretchingnoiseinfrontoffullstaffteam:
Ok, am I alone here?
Am I the only person who now has the words "gunk on yer face" going around in their heads to this tune:
Quote by Witchy
Ok, am I alone here?
Am I the only person who now has the words "gunk on yer face" going around in their heads to this tune:

You know you are quite peculiar don't you?
That's traumatised me now.
Quote by Resonance
Ok, am I alone here?
Am I the only person who now has the words "gunk on yer face" going around in their heads to this tune:

You know you are quite peculiar don't you?
That's traumatised me now.
Res, that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in weeks. passionkiss
the worst bit about a mans 'gunk' is when you get an eyeful!!!!
it bliddy stings for hours!!!! smackbottom