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Guys, spare a thought for the single ladies, eh?
Most of these ladies don't meet with men they don't know, and if they do, it's because the guy comes with a personal recommendation from someone they know and trust. They don't bother with the ad system any more. They make friends in the forum and the chatroom and at munches first, before they agree to meet.
So, what's the point of the ad's system?
So, what's the point of the ad's system?
Quote by tigerbee
So, what's the point of the ad's system?
Tigerbee, over 144,000 ads have been placed on the system, I think it must work otherwise people wouldn't use it.... It hasn't worked for me, but then I've not really tried.
The point is, today, there's only four pages - 100-odd ads - of women seeking men.
That being said, some women do browse (the 162 pages of) "men seeking women" so I'm sure it works for someone out there
Any advertising gurus out there? I need some advice
They also get charming pm's like the one I've just been sent a copy of:
How could you resist an offer like that???
Steve
Quote by Mr charming from Wirral
Hi u r beautiful, and i wanna fuck u until u bleed!
I am a 40 year old male here in Runcorn, very well endowed at 8.5 inches and love to fuck tv's and cd's.
Can accomodate
How could you resist an offer like that???
Steve
:D :D
Sex God
Quote by steveg_nw
It was sent to a woman. He probably just copied and pasted it to everyone that wore a skirt within a 50 mile radius.
Steve
Is that a skirt your wearing in your avatar Steve? :P
:lol: :lol: Have you checked your PMs recently? Lucifer - good thread, unbelievable in parts (at first) so I can understand a lot of the frustrations that are felt.
Apart from being rude, arrogant and obnoxious - some guys simply must not realise that women receive 100's and 100's of replies to their ads. They must think that there's is one of a few and that comments like 'I can make u cum' are going to stand out.
Thankfully, I am the opposite, send one response - if I hear nothing, fine, I try someone else but this patience has paid off once. I received a response over two months later. The woman had liked my reply and pondered over it - we eventually met and had a couple of really good times.
So guys, be polite, be patent and lower your expectations.
Apart from being rude, arrogant and obnoxious - some guys simply must not realise that women receive 100's and 100's of replies to their ads. They must think that there's is one of a few and that comments like 'I can make u cum' are going to stand out.
Thankfully, I am the opposite, send one response - if I hear nothing, fine, I try someone else but this patience has paid off once. I received a response over two months later. The woman had liked my reply and pondered over it - we eventually met and had a couple of really good times.
So guys, be polite, be patent and lower your expectations.
Quote by mattmoleman
Pppssssttttt Jags.... He has a device that can listen through walls.... He is actually next door
I think this is also known as a glory hole.
Ahhh - is THAT what Glory holes are for - just listening???
I always wondered what they were
I dare you to put your ear to one Alex. No actually I double dear you!
You will never know what conversation that may come up.
Better make this thread a sticky
Orgasminator
Well said Lucifer babes.
Fancy being Prime Minister !!!
Fancy being Prime Minister !!!
Quote by shireen-steve
Brilliant post Lucifer
Shireen
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Pppssssttttt Jags.... He has a device that can listen through walls.... He is actually next door
I've heard that the US Army has invented a device for looking through walls! It's supposed to be really effective, I think they have called it a window.
Sorry, but wit often take me 4 months to think up.
(Respek goes to Roger for highlighting this thread on his web page.)
Excellent thread Lucifer!
I have been fortunate enough to miss out on a lot of those experiences as I only ever had an ad in the "female looking for couples" section - but I did get my fair share of singles blokes. When I politely asked if they were part of a couple, they either didn't answer (the best way out), or come back blatantly saying - "Nope - single - but maybe I can persuade you".
Umm - nope - sorry!!
Don't have an ad anymore so don't get the emails, but I STILL get the PM's!! Fortunately most of them respond well to the "sorry - only interested in women" reply.
I have been fortunate enough to miss out on a lot of those experiences as I only ever had an ad in the "female looking for couples" section - but I did get my fair share of singles blokes. When I politely asked if they were part of a couple, they either didn't answer (the best way out), or come back blatantly saying - "Nope - single - but maybe I can persuade you".
Umm - nope - sorry!!
Don't have an ad anymore so don't get the emails, but I STILL get the PM's!! Fortunately most of them respond well to the "sorry - only interested in women" reply.
