Half a Million Greedy Girls......

9 Aug 2004

According to research publicised by the tabloids today, half a million women in the UK are addicted to sex :shock: :shock: :shock: . What's more, and I quote, "The Internet is also fuelling the rise of sex obsession.... The Internet is the crack cocaine of sex addiction" :shock: :shock: :shock:
So, now we know why we can't get off this forum :shock:
lol

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9 Aug 2004

*lines up a few web pages with his visa electron and sniffs heartily :twisted:

9 Aug 2004

Sex is really strange, I always find that the more sex I get the more I want...
Often in a relationship I'll also nip of for a hand shandy if my partner is not about as my drive goes through the roof.
Yet when I'm single I find that my drive goes through the floor, I just reach that point when I cant be arsed confused

or perhaps is just old age creeping up on me redface

Definatly when I was younger it was all about the sex, even the odd quick fix was enough... but now its definatly friendship and something a little more regular that does it with 1-1's after all how can you really learn the buttons and push the limits in a one night stand, half the fun is getting the other person so excited that they'll almost beg... biggrin

Or just lie there afterwards saying "no more.... no more...I cant take anymore.." :P Its hard to get that intimate on a one night stand.
Now 3-somes and moresomes are different, they have thier own unique buzz... :D

9 Aug 2004

I have to admit that it does seem to be true... the internet is fuelled by porn... apparently 8 out of 10 people when they make their first search engine search relate to something sexual... the survey then quipped "What was wrong with the other 2!???"
And this site is on "My favourites" so yeah I think I would agree with addiction to sex!

9 Aug 2004

Quote by bluexxx
According to research publicised by the tabloids today, half a million women in the UK are addicted to sex

I think mine is in the wrong half then :cry:
The WHOOSH Man

9 Aug 2004

only when my broadband connection goes down.

I'm sure there's an OO-ER Missus joke somewhere there Judy!! wink

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KinkyLizard

9 Aug 2004

Quote by bluexxx
The Internet is the crack cocaine of sex addiction" :shock: :shock: :shock:

I'm pretty sure a crack addiction would cost a lot more than a month though

9 Aug 2004

Quote by yellowfrog
I'm pretty sure a crack addiction would cost a lot more than a month though

Yes - but you still seem to lose track of the same number of hours!
Fred

9 Aug 2004

Quote by FredFlintstone

I'm pretty sure a crack addiction would cost a lot more than a month though

Yes - but you still seem to lose track of the same number of hours!
Fred
This is true. Just a shame the internet addiction doesn't come with the same dramatic wieght loss Class A drugs give you. Oh well!

9 Aug 2004

Quote by bluexxx
According to research publicised by the tabloids today, half a million women in the UK are addicted to sex :shock: :shock: :shock: . What's more, and I quote, "The Internet is also fuelling the rise of sex obsession.... The Internet is the crack cocaine of sex addiction" :

Sorry Bloo
The truth is the afore mentioned article was originally published in the Guardian (bastian of great type setting) and a young in experinced apple mac operator somehow managed to get the type corrupted - please re-read the article and substitue the word " CHOCOLATE" for the word "SEX" throughout .
Cheers G

10 Aug 2004

ahhh yes - that would explain the lack of weight lose then...

15 Dec 2004

Can somebody explain to me why this, rather than the home page comes up EVERY time i type the address in the address bar?? dunno

15 Dec 2004

Errrr......... dunno.... when I type swingingheaven.co.uk into my address bar at work (I have to as bookmarks never save rolleyes

) I get the SH home page, certainly not this thread! Maybe your PC likes the idea of half a million greedy girls lol

15 Dec 2004

Lol, never mind the pc, WE like the idea of half a million greedy girls, lol!!!

15 Dec 2004

Quote by JudyTV
Official figures are quoting that an excess of 80% of Internet traffic is in some way porn related. In my particular case of course it is much, much higher. Do I look like I am bothered? I am, but only when my broadband connection goes down.
Judy TV.

More than this, a lot of the things we take for granted on the internet were created by the porn industry. After all they were some of the only people making money out of the internet.
Security and graphics, video compression, and lots more, the porn lot put a lot of research money into what they needed...

15 Dec 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
More than this, a lot of the things we take for granted on the internet were created by the porn industry..........

Sex has driven the cutting edge of audio-visual technology ever since our distant ancestors first scraped a burnt stick across the walls of a cave...
The web is purely following the trends set by oil painting, sculpture, the printing press, photography, cine cameras, video cameras & VCRs and everything else that came before the internet....
As a species we're pretty obsessed lol

15 Dec 2004

Quote by Benz2502
I have to admit that it does seem to be true... the internet is fuelled by porn... apparently 8 out of 10 people when they make their first search engine search relate to something sexual... the survey then quipped "What was wrong with the other 2!???"
And this site is on "My favourites" so yeah I think I would agree with addiction to sex!

Well much of the research into new computing languages is actually required & funded by companies dealing in pornography :shock:

15 Dec 2004

Quote by Lucifer
More than this, a lot of the things we take for granted on the internet were created by the porn industry..........

Sex has driven the cutting edge of audio-visual technology ever since our distant ancestors first scraped a burnt stick across the walls of a cave...
The web is purely following the trends set by oil painting, sculpture, the printing press, photography, cine cameras, video cameras & VCRs and everything else that came before the internet....
As a species we're pretty obsessed lol

Have to agree Luci as tracing through Greek and Roman history or the world of art or religion, sex has been a very big part in the written word and the visual imagery. So the human race have always been interested in the sexual encounters of one to one and one to many hahahahahaha

15 Dec 2004

Quote by HungryP
I have to admit that it does seem to be true... the internet is fuelled by porn... apparently 8 out of 10 people when they make their first search engine search relate to something sexual... the survey then quipped "What was wrong with the other 2!???"
And this site is on "My favourites" so yeah I think I would agree with addiction to sex!

Well much of the research into new computing languages is actually required & funded by companies dealing in pornography :shock:
How much research is needed into getting computers to say "ooh" and "ahhh"?????

15 Dec 2004

Quote by JucyLucy
How much research is needed into getting computers to say "ooh" and "ahhh"?????

Probably the same amount that is needed to get them to work properly every time :shock: wink

15 Dec 2004

It's nearly my bed time and I'm going to go to bed thinking of half a million greedy girls. Oh yes.