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Halloween...what''s your plans?
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Sex God
Being repetitively nagged by a five year old to make pumpkin soup and buy a costume. Being asked is it Halloween, is it really Halloween, can we go out now? can we go out now, can we go out now, can we go out now.
FUN :thumbup:
FUN :thumbup:
Quote by Witchy
I'll be playing with my new butler.
They've been selling them in Asda... very eerie! :shock:
I shall be wiring up the door knocker to the mains and shouting "how'd you like that treat then?!!!!"
Only joking..... I'll be at the door handing out handfuls of tooth decay as usual.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'll be playing with my new butler.
They've been selling them in Asda... very eerie! :shock:
I was in Tesco the other day and as I got to the end of one aisle it set the 'butler' off and scared the fucking crap out of me!
He's right- Asda. I only went in for carrotts.
ops: He's almost 6ft tall and is going to live in the hallway year round, and be clothed according to the season- Santa suit at chrimbo, hula skirt in the summer...etc etc. He kinda suits the sense of the macarbe in our house.
Sex God
Sanding/varnishing/glossing the kitchen table and chairs
Spending 2 hours on a train
Visiting Hospital
Avoiding the pain formally known as the mother in law
Getting back in time to let the son have a hour or so trick or treating before heading to a Halloween party at my friends
not a lot
Spending 2 hours on a train
Visiting Hospital
Avoiding the pain formally known as the mother in law
Getting back in time to let the son have a hour or so trick or treating before heading to a Halloween party at my friends
not a lot
Sex God
Okay... what is a butler? 
I'm going out for the day with a friend and then I'll be home spending the evening with Digby in the dark so no-one comes to the door!
I'm going out for the day with a friend and then I'll be home spending the evening with Digby in the dark so no-one comes to the door!
Sex God
something like this
Sex God
Yikes! :shock:
Witchy you're a weirdo... you know that right?! :giggle:
Witchy you're a weirdo... you know that right?! :giggle:
Sex God
A suprise party reunion that i knew absolutely nothing whatsoever about, honest
no ..... honestly :lol2:
Why is it that there's always one that thinks 'just giving you fair advanced warning'is just being a 'mate' ?
:sigh:
xxx
no ..... honestly :lol2:
Why is it that there's always one that thinks 'just giving you fair advanced warning'is just being a 'mate' ?
:sigh:
xxx
Going out in town for the first time in months!
Turning most of the lights out while I get ready so as not to have to answer the door to endless trick or treaters. I'm not ususally such a "bah humbug" person but as my son won't be here, I can ignore them all!! And the money I save on huge bags of Haribo will go towards my drinks for the night!!
:cheers:
Wench
Turning most of the lights out while I get ready so as not to have to answer the door to endless trick or treaters. I'm not ususally such a "bah humbug" person but as my son won't be here, I can ignore them all!! And the money I save on huge bags of Haribo will go towards my drinks for the night!!
:cheers:
Wench
Sex God
Watching Most Haunted Live and laughing at people who think this nonsense is real.
"Mary Loves Dick! Mary Loves Dick!"
"Mary Loves Dick! Mary Loves Dick!"
Sex God
Nothing :smug:
Orgasminator
I have a party at my local again this year, fancy dress again, last year was amazing with some of the costums.
My cowboy stuff is coming out again but i have some latex bullet holes and make up to put on to make me look dead........ and yes im sure some will say whats the difference :haha:
My cowboy stuff is coming out again but i have some latex bullet holes and make up to put on to make me look dead........ and yes im sure some will say whats the difference :haha:
Sexpert
Zombie Walk, Manchester City Centre - but that's tomorrow
Quote by Dirtygirly
Yikes! :shock:
Witchy you're a weirdo... you know that right?! :giggle:
And?
He's got a motion sensor, his chest moves up & down when he breathes, his eyes follow you...and he speaks in a dastardly voice. He's already scared the crap outta one visitor.
I think I wan't to swap him for my husband... :twisted:
We have a spooky sounds CD ready to greet anyone coming down the path, and a whole cacophony of various decorations around the place :bounce:
Quote by Witchy
Yikes! :shock:
Witchy you're a weirdo... you know that right?! :giggle:
And?
He's got a motion sensor, his chest moves up & down when he breathes, his eyes follow you...and he speaks in a dastardly voice. He's already scared the crap outta one visitor.
I think I wan't to swap him for my husband... :twisted:
We have a spooky sounds CD ready to greet anyone coming down the path, and a whole cacophony of various decorations around the place :bounce:
aww sometimes being single and not going anywhere just seems sooooo boring! I have a lovely black n green witches hat i bought last year not even had chance to wear yet
might sit in ma jammies n me hat tonight, with my real cauldron and broom lol
Quote by earthchild
Yikes! :shock:
Witchy you're a weirdo... you know that right?! :giggle:
And?
He's got a motion sensor, his chest moves up & down when he breathes, his eyes follow you...and he speaks in a dastardly voice. He's already scared the crap outta one visitor.
I think I wan't to swap him for my husband... :twisted:
We have a spooky sounds CD ready to greet anyone coming down the path, and a whole cacophony of various decorations around the place :bounce:
aww sometimes being single and not going anywhere just seems sooooo boring! I have a lovely black n green witches hat i bought last year not even had chance to wear yet
might sit in ma jammies n me hat tonight, with my real cauldron and broom lol
Bless ya- I would have thought this would be the busiest night of the year for you :giggle:
Last year we had just two lots of callers- including our own kids- this year, we've had 7! And they've nearly polished off all me sweets
The efforts were well worth it though, there are a lot of kids going "wow" with big smiles on their faces :bounce:
Quote by Witchy
Yikes! :shock:
Witchy you're a weirdo... you know that right?! :giggle:
And?
He's got a motion sensor, his chest moves up & down when he breathes, his eyes follow you...and he speaks in a dastardly voice. He's already scared the crap outta one visitor.
I think I wan't to swap him for my husband... :twisted:
We have a spooky sounds CD ready to greet anyone coming down the path, and a whole cacophony of various decorations around the place :bounce:
aww sometimes being single and not going anywhere just seems sooooo boring! I have a lovely black n green witches hat i bought last year not even had chance to wear yet
might sit in ma jammies n me hat tonight, with my real cauldron and broom lol
Bless ya- I would have thought this would be the busiest night of the year for you :giggle:
Last year we had just two lots of callers- including our own kids- this year, we've had 7! And they've nearly polished off all me sweets
The efforts were well worth it though, there are a lot of kids going "wow" with big smiles on their faces :bounce:
lol there is always the personal bits, and have connected with dad allday, dont need to wait for midnight lol
Sex God
Local firework display tonight, so they have all gone to that!!! 
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