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Happy Birthday Mal

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Quote by Sassy-Seren
All the best mate

'kin ell Big G ! I never got one of those on MY birthday! :inlove:
I was assuming you had one of your own !
Quote by Silk and Big G
I was assuming you had one of your own !

Nah Sassy doesn't have an other half :lol2: bolt
Happy Birthday for yesterday Mal... we were going to be there to say Hoppy Birday in person but at .. I'm in the bath shaving legs and bits etc... plucking eyebrows all the things to make us look presentable when...
"Agggh.... NO! Fuuuuck... Wibbly I need help!*!"
GT had sheared a pipe/nut, some kind of plumbing thingy anyway, and the whole of the central heating system was draining into the newly decorated hall... soaking the hall carpet with black splashes going over our newly painted hall walls. :cry:
General mayhem ensued with Graham telling me to do this and that while he attempted to stop water with his thumb in a kind of finger in the kind of way... (unsuccessfully I might add) while I got bowls, hose pipe, turned water off... and all other manner of things...
A couple of hours later... we didn't feel like going out to be honest... so grabbed a curry, drank too much wine and sat outside feeling drained... drained... get it! lol
We've got a disgusting birthday card for Mal... one that GT got from Pulse and Cocktails... I think it is beyond the pail personally... I keep slipping the puns in... smile Anyway, if there is anywhere I can post it to we'd be only to happy to get it in the post this afternoon!
Hope you all had a fantastic time!
Wibbly and GT
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Quote by Shireen_Mids
I was assuming you had one of your own !

Nah Sassy doesn't have an other half :lol2: bolt
my ex hubby NEVER looked that good ! sillyhwoar:
come to think of it, neither have I confused
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I was assuming you had one of your own !

Nah Sassy doesn't have an other half :lol2: bolt
my ex hubby NEVER looked that good ! sillyhwoar:
come to think of it, neither have I confused
I the sober light of day I can see that I didn't read it right redface surprisedops: I thought Big G had said something about an ass :oops: :lol2:
Note to self.... Read things more slowly when having consumed vast amouts of alcohol :lol2:
happy birthday Mal
hope it's been a fab birthday weekend for YOU wink
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
i am always LATE! :shock:
Quote by mikey55
Happy birthday Mel i hope you have a good day drinkies
Regards
Mikey55 biggrin

Yes happy birthday Mel :giggle:
Shaz x
Thank you everybody for your good wishes. I've had an absolute belter of a weekend.:cheers:
WW, sorry to hear about your central heating, I'll PM you shortly. kiss
Mal
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Sorry for missing it but I hope you had a fantastic time and got everything you wanted :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
passionkiss
Jas
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lilnfil xx
Quote by Mal
WW, sorry to hear about your central heating

We are over the worst now and your burpday card is in the post... smile
Suitable plumbing adverts appropriate for our situation on Saturday...
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
TTFN
Wibbly
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Wibbly, nice as it is to have your finger in a , given your central heating problems at the time you think he would have stopped what he was doing.