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Nooo !! Mrs FC don't go eating Spaniels ...their ears will get stuck in your throat and choke you.........

Well said Mr Dave J; I nominate you to be Health &Safety representative for this site.
It is a well known fact that Spaniels are 5% brains; 45% ears and 50% enthusiasm......(sounds a bit like certain members of the Royal Family??)
Anyway, if you must eat dogs Mrs FC, try something like a 'Bichon Frise'-you would never know it wasn't some exotic recipe that the sainted Delia had dreamed up (but be careful of choking on the little ribbon).
I suggest you stick to more edible family pets: try hamsters-Freddie Starr did quite well on them. But don't put a wheel in their cage or they may get a little 'tough'. As an aside, instead of the usual (boring) Turkey this Christmas, try a Budgie......they are, I admit, a bugger to stuff, but at least you don't have the leftovers hanging about till New Year's Day.
A.
Born 1959, so definitely an oldie, & quite fond of the Police song "I was born in the fifities"!
In a way I am a hippie at heart, although I hate having long hair, I've never smoked dope (although I've passed on many spliffs at parties)... but I love a lot of the music, but I was too young to enjoy it or really be aware of it at the time. confused Those were the days when the Morris Minor & the Mini were really quite new. Dad had a Ford Zephyr with a bench seat in the front!!
The seventies were my teenage years, but I spent most of them building plastic models & listening to classical music... so I was a bit nerdy for a teenager... although things improved when I went to college & discovered Pink Floyd & other rock music. biggrin Girls were still some way off for me redface In 1978 or 79 my mates & I organised a brilliant disco at our college which went off fabulously, but when we finished & went outside to load the gear into my car... there had been a very heavy snow fall & it took ages to drive everyone home!!!
Nowt special really but means a lot to me of course.
you appear to be an expert on this and so for an newcomer perhaps you could help,
Edited cos it was bollox sorry! confused
jerry
Agricola you make a valid suggestion.
Being from a poor family we were never able to have a Turkey at Christmas so mother always roasted the pet Budgie as the family meal. Now before anyone shouts cruel, I would like to point out that being loving parents, they always brought us a replacement Budgie as a christmas present.
There were other benefits aside from the cheapness( no pun intended)
To add to the christmas flavour as it were, instead of teaching our budgies to curse, we always taught them to sing 'Ding Dong Merrily On High' which added to the atmosphere as they were layed in the baking tray.
Your point on stuffing them is well made, however mother found that feeding them on a diet of dried Paxo a week before the festivities worked a treat. The only thing that we forcefully stuffed into the Budgie, was it's little bell as a substitute for the traditional shilling in the christmas pud.
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Agricola...
you appear to be an expert on this and so for an newcomer perhaps you could help,
I am having something like 16 peopel over for Christmas this year, weell actaully diwalli rosh hashan and chistmas,mates are a tolerant buch who enjoy the celebrations somewhat more that the significance!!!!
so Agricola could you suggest a useful celebration. or celebrations to unite the various types?
jerry
feeling not to religious, but wanting to please

Well Jerry,
(By the way, I LOVED you in the 'Commando' comics I read as a child..('Feur'; ''Take Zat Tommy, Ha Ha'; 'Scnell. mach mit dem grossen gun!!'-you were a real star!!)
I suggest you follow the lead of our Saxon forebears and bring in a Yuletide Log...
A bit of Oak, Ash, or if you are in a town, pinch the neighbour's line-prop, and cook it at a low heat , gas mark one, for approximately six weeks. Smother it with a bit of Garlic Sauce and, Bob's your Auntie, you'll be well fed for the entire Christmas break. Yes, I admit, it's a bit tough, and the splinters can play havoc with Granny's dentures,but just think of all that roughage!! But, steer clear of Spruce, the evergreens can be a little bitter, but the added bonus is that you might inadverdently cook the occasional Red Squirrel-delicious little beasts.
Hope this is of help...
A
Well Jerry,
(By the way, I LOVED you in the 'Commando' comics I read as a child..('Feur'; ''Take Zat Tommy, Ha Ha'; 'Scnell. mach mit dem grossen gun!!'-you were a real star!!)

gott in himmel!!! or something quite like that. it was Warlord in my day, and you are all a year or two older than me, but yeah i was brought up on this stuff. i used to ride round on me Chopper with a pack of spanish wossisname in me pocket and a couple of regal smalls at 8 pence apiece! i was *that* hard me! listening to Johnny Cash and Glen Campbell, down the local working mens watching the *turn* rubbing nicotine out of me eyes over a coke that came in a real glass bottle, not a plastic one or a bit of wrapped up paper ;) the Queens silver jubilee with street parties and commemorative mugs, and we were so excited, then we heard the Sex Pistols and were even more excited by them! we thought a caravan at Primrose Valley was as good a holiday as you could get and the god squad that did the puppet show thingies on the camp site we're the height of entertainment. those were the days . . . .
neil x x x ;-)
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Agricola you make a valid suggestion.
Being from a poor family we were never able to have a Turkey at Christmas so mother always roasted the pet Budgie as the family meal. Now before anyone shouts cruel, I would like to point out that being loving parents, they always brought us a replacement Budgie as a christmas present.
There were other benefits aside from the cheapness( no pun intended)
To add to the christmas flavour as it were, instead of teaching our budgies to curse, we always taught them to sing 'Ding Dong Merrily On High' which added to the atmosphere as they were layed in the baking tray.
Your point on stuffing them is well made, however mother found that feeding them on a diet of dried Paxo a week before the festivities worked a treat. The only thing that we forcefully stuffed into the Budgie, was it's little bell as a substitute for the traditional shilling in the christmas pud.

Well, Mr Dave J, I applaud your creative use of Budgies! I'm sure that Noel Edmonds would have included them in his 'Christmas Wishes' programme:
A desperately deprived street -urchin, probably with a crippled brother called 'Tim' (who was probably very small), would have been sent around to the local butcher, a jolly fellow with a striped apron and more facial hair than Dame Edna, who would have presented him with the'biggest Budgie in the shop window'....This would have been taken home, cooked over a candle, and the horrible employer-Mr Crogeos-would have seen the error of his ways as the happy family sat down to dine, and become a born -again Socialist! He would have immediately rushed out, voted for Saint Tony, and taken up membership of Swinging Heaven.....(OK, so I added that bit)....but, being a businessman, he would have seen the opportunity offered by the Budgies that chime 'Ding Dong Merrily' while being marinaded in Rick Stein's 'Grumpy, Miserable Bugger' Sauce, and bought the franchise. The whole scene would end with a big fat chap with a penchant for leather boots, wide belts and enclosed, sooty places, rushing in with toys for all the family....wooden dogs for Little Tim, Teddy Bears for the siblings, and a large vibrating object for mum and dad....
Oh, Mr DaveJ, you have indeed brought about a Dickens of a Christmas Carol
Yo Ho Ho.......
A.
can i ask a question?
at what age can you begin to class yourself as an oldie????
i am getting excited as before the year is out...i will have reached the grand old age of 25, will i recieve a membership card in the post.. or do i have to apply for it??
Quote by well_busty_babe
can i ask a question?
at what age can you begin to class yourself as an oldie????
i am getting excited as before the year is out...i will have reached the grand old age of 25, will i recieve a membership card in the post.. or do i have to apply for it??

I believe it's when you find yourself addressing police officers as "Sonny". confused
hmmmmmm
dont think i pass then! i still address them as .. loverboy... and whisk them into my bedroom!
lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
i still address them as .. loverboy... and whisk them

You are, of course, free to do whatever you wish with a kitchen utensil and a consenting adult, but I'd really rather not know. :shock:
Quote by Ice Pie
i still address them as .. loverboy... and whisk them

You are, of course, free to do whatever you wish with a kitchen utensil and a consenting adult, but I'd really rather not know. :shock:
rater rater I dont remember that word in my my younger life.................................... rolleyes :roll: wink
Quote by corriefem
i still address them as .. loverboy... and whisk them

You are, of course, free to do whatever you wish with a kitchen utensil and a consenting adult, but I'd really rather not know. :shock:
rater rater I dont remember that word in my my younger life.................................... rolleyes :roll: wink
Bloody hell, you were quick off the mark... I had that edited in four nanoseconds and still got caught! :shock:
hahahaha well Ive got my proof reading head on!!!!!!!! 4 seconds eh thought it only took 3 :shock: :shock:
Quote by corriefem
4 seconds eh though it only took 3 :shock: :shock:

It varies a lot at my age. ;)
Quote by well_busty_babe
can i ask a question?
at what age can you begin to class yourself as an oldie????
i am getting excited as before the year is out...i will have reached the grand old age of 25, will i recieve a membership card in the post.. or do i have to apply for it??

Various clues to look for include....
smiling inanely at the television
a bladder that lets by more frequently
finding an urge to drive out on a sunny day, to find the gateway of a field to sit in
carrying a first class stamp in you purse or wallet
hanging your drinking mugs on a 'mug tree'
your toe nails start to become more yellow and a lot tougher to cut
thickening and an extension of the ear lobe's
getting out of an armchair requires two movements
putting a bowl of lilac coloured Hyacinths on your table
considering the purchase of anti macassers
putting little plastic dishes under the feet of your sofa and arm chairs to save the carpet
buying a tin of Flagelot beans
enjoying cabbage
putting a jacket on your pet dog
what about sprouts as well as cabbage :shock: :shock: seem to remember them and spinach in abundance oh and celery biggrin
Hi Alex,
It seems I'm a touch older than the other posters, so I'll try to tell what I remeber of the old days.
Born in '49, I am able to rememebr, just, the ending of sweet rationing from after the second world war, and seeing the miriad of colours in the sweetshop window as they advertised smarties and the like. Yes, there were liquoris sticks, Barley sugar twists, and toffee twist. I would be given six pence on a Saturday to go with my brother and buy sweeties for Sunday afternoon (the only day I was allowed to eat sweets (and still my teeth have given me trouble), and being told not to chomp, oir eat them all at once.
Afternoons before starting school I would be put down for a sleep on the sofa, with mothers fur coat over me, and can still re-call the warmth of it, and the tickle it gave me when it touched my face. Mother would have fifteen minutes peace to listen to Mrs Dale's Diary on the Light Program. Sunday would be church in the morning, and we would all dress in our Sunday best. As I got older, I was expected to walk to the side of the church during the second hymn and follow the lady who would take all us little ones for Sunday school.
Sunday raost was left to cook slowly in the oven, with just the veg to boil when we got back. A modern concession was to have the radio on during dinner (lunch is a fairly new word for a meal at mid-day), and you tuned in to Two way family favourites, with Jean Metcalf, and a chap who I can't re-call.
Other popular radio programs were, Billy Cotton band Show, The Navy Lark, Sing Something Simple, with Cliff Adams and his singers. the goons, who my father hated with a passion, Workers Playtime, The Sunday Half Hour, Hancocks Half Hour, and of course, The Archers.
Well that's a blast from the past, and I could re-call so much more, but I'm sure it is most boring to all but those like me who are old enough to have lived through those days, but, as has been asked, were they the good old days?
Yes, they were good, because we knew no different, and yes, they are the old days, but to put the three words together in one sentence is madness. After-all, who wants to go back to having only an outside lavatory, shops that were half empty, telephones that only existed for the majority in red boxes a mile away from your home, men who had to labour and toil until they were half dead to scrape a living, and could be fired on the whim of the boss simply because he wanted to save a couple of bob by setting on a younger man to do the same job for half a crown a week less. Yes, they are the old days, and yes, it's good we can remember them, because I doubt if we could cope with living like it today.
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Various clues to look for include....
smiling inanely at the television N
a bladder that lets by more frequently hmmmm perhaps
finding an urge to drive out on a sunny day, to find the gateway of a field to sit in cant drive!
carrying a first class stamp in you purse or wallet Y!!!!!!
hanging your drinking mugs on a 'mug tree' pmsl... as if! confused
your toe nails start to become more yellow and a lot tougher to cut :shock:
thickening and an extension of the ear lobe's N phew
getting out of an armchair requires two movements lol.. as opposed to?
putting a bowl of lilac coloured Hyacinths on your table redface
considering the purchase of anti macassers :?
putting little plastic dishes under the feet of your sofa and arm chairs to save the carpet lol
buying a tin of Flagelot beans :?:
enjoying cabbage :idea:
putting a jacket on your pet dog :P
Quote by corriefem
what about sprouts as well as cabbage :shock: :shock: seem to remember them and spinach in abundance oh and celery biggrin

Celery is Satan's work. When someone you really really dislike asks for salad, you give them celery.
Quote by Ice Pie
what about sprouts as well as cabbage :shock: :shock: seem to remember them and spinach in abundance oh and celery biggrin

Celery is Satan's work. When someone you really really dislike asks for salad, you give them celery.
Hey Ice - I happen to LIKE Celery!!!!!!! Unless it's cooked!
But Celery & Humous - mmmmmmmmmm lovely!
MrsFC You know how tohit the soft spot!!! OLD ENGLISH SPANGLES!!!!!! (& ACID DROPS!) And yes - I remember Spanish Gold too.
CandyCigarettes (before they bere banned) -anyone remember the ones which were rice paper and fake tobacco - Iused to love those. The governement banned those type of things because they said it encouraged kids to smoke - funny I have never smoked and I grew up with those things!
I also loved Puff Candy and Coltsfoot Rock.
Anyone else remember that pink sticky type of spearmint rock - it was a thin flat bar with a lattice pattern on, wrapped in waxed paper. That was one of my favourites.
And Cream Soda crystals!!!!!!!
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Hey Ice - I happen to LIKE Celery!!!!!!! Unless it's cooked!
But Celery & Humous - mmmmmmmmmm lovely!

Humous I can live with, but celery... the thing is, I like to taste my food when I'm eating it, not three days later. biggrin
(Would you believe the Co-Op put it in their spag bol? Since when did spag bol have celery in it? Weird confused )
Kola Kubes
Lemon Bob-bons
Black jacks
And does anyone else remember the Aztec bar?
Is it just because I was smaller, or were Curly Wurlys and Wagon Wheels actually much bigger back then?
Oh boy Ice Pie - AZTECS!
Come you lot at Cadburys - its time for an Aztec revival!!
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alex remember the wigan casino when it was the place to go to jive at you must know the monaco ballroom i played there not long ago , the clue to who i am on when performing is ALWAYS ON MY MIND , or ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT , this thread has so many happy times for all concerned LEE

I rememember Wigan Casino for entirely different reasons as my mates and I, in the late seventies, would leave Chesterfield every Saturday night at around 10pm and arrive at Wigan just after midnight for the northern soul allnighter that was on there for many years. Great memories...
Wibbly
I think that being comfortable in your age is an important frame of mind. At the end of the day O believe in the expression "you are as old as you feel :twisted: guess what I like to feel lol
smile
I was born in a bombing raid. Hitler knew he must kill me or lose the war, the rest is history.
I saw this in the doctors waiting room, and thought you might like to see it as it fits with this thread nicely.
What Is A Senior Citizen?
A senior citizen is one who was here before;
the pill, television,frozen foods,
contact lenses, credit cards,
... and before man walked on the moon.
For us, "Time Sharing" meant togetherness, not holiday homes,
and a "chip" meant a piece of wood.
"Hardware" meant nuts and bolts,
and "Softwear" wasn't even a word.
We got married first, then lived together,
and thought cleavage was something butchers did.
A "stud" was something that fastened a collare to a shirt,
and "going all the way" meant staying on a bus to the depot.
We thought "fast food" was what you ate at Lent;
a "Big Mac" was an oversized raincoat
and "crumpet" we had for tea.
In our day, "grass" was mown;
"pot" was something you cooked in;
"coke" was kept in the coalhouse and
a "joint" was cooked on Sundays.
We are today's Senior Citizens. A hardy bunch
when you think how the world has changed!
There was no name attached, so I beg foregivness for steeling and using the words.
Keith3006
Bloody Hell Keith - you know how to upset a woman!!!!!!!!!
I think I identify with all of those!
I think I'll go sulk now!!!! :cry:
Keith 3006 and me,Keith K - thats two Keiths that love ya Alex!
wave wink xx