Quote by Tiger_25
Great film, best one yet in my view.
I thought the girl who played Cho Chang's character was
But she was 14!!! :shock:
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Quote by Calista
Hmmm Harry Potter, being one of the few people left in the world yet to read a line or see more than a clip of film, I just can't get excited about the whole phenomenom :shock: it's a kids book for crying out loud, have you all no shame?
C x
I'm with you on that, havent a clue about any of it.
Quote by Happy Cats
Hmmm Harry Potter, being one of the few people left in the world yet to read a line or see more than a clip of film, I just can't get excited about the whole phenomenom :shock: it's a kids book for crying out loud, have you all no shame?
C x
I'm with you on that, havent a clue about any of it.
Thank god it's not me .... if I wanted to read about wizards etc then Terry Pratchett suits me just fine.
Haven't seen Lord of the Rings either ...
much prefer to readC x
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Hmmm Harry Potter, being one of the few people left in the world yet to read a line or see more than a clip of film, I just can't get excited about the whole phenomenom :shock: it's a kids book for crying out loud, have you all no shame?
C x
I'm with you on that, havent a clue about any of it.
Thank god it's not me .... if I wanted to read about wizards etc then Terry Pratchett suits me just fine.
Haven't seen Lord of the Rings either ...
much prefer to readC x
Ive seen LOTR, I didn't understand it and all the characters looked the same which added to my confusion :!:
Regards
Harry Jones
Quote by HarryJones
Hmmm Harry Potter, being one of the few people left in the world yet to read a line or see more than a clip of film, I just can't get excited about the whole phenomenom :shock: it's a kids book for crying out loud, have you all no shame?
C x
I'm with you on that, havent a clue about any of it.
Thank god it's not me .... if I wanted to read about wizards etc then Terry Pratchett suits me just fine.
Haven't seen Lord of the Rings either ...
much prefer to readC x
Ive seen LOTR, I didn't understand it and all the characters looked the same which added to my confusion :!:
Regards
Harry Jones
Maybe you need to go to Specsavers? :happy:
Quote by Happy Cats
Hmmm Harry Potter, being one of the few people left in the world yet to read a line or see more than a clip of film, I just can't get excited about the whole phenomenom :shock: it's a kids book for crying out loud, have you all no shame?
C x
I'm with you on that, havent a clue about any of it.
i recommend you read the books and re-live your childhood - it's magical!
Quote by NorfolkBBW
Hmmm Harry Potter, being one of the few people left in the world yet to read a line or see more than a clip of film, I just can't get excited about the whole phenomenom :shock: it's a kids book for crying out loud, have you all no shame?
C x
I'm with you on that, havent a clue about any of it.
i recommend you read the books and re-live your childhood - it's magical!
So are a lot of the books I read but I still don't resort to getting my kicks from and over commercialised set of childrens books.
I offered to buy my 7yr old the set last christmas and she shook her head saying why bother everyone else has read them and spoilt the stories ... she has a good point!
C x
Sex God
Quote by NorfolkBBW
And what does Muggle mean:
Regards
Harry Jones
You're one Harry, so am I and most of the people on this site too no doubt...
Thanks but that didn't help at all, so a quick search has led me to the draft entry for the Oxford English Dictionary "Muggle: invented by JK (Joanne Kathleen) Rowling (b. 1965), British author of children's fantasy fiction (see quot. 1997).
In the fiction of JK Rowling: a person who possesses no magical powers. Hence in allusive and extended uses: a person who lacks a particular skill or skills, or who is regarded as inferior in some way. "
So am I : 1. inferior (and if so in what way) 2. Lacking a skill (and if so what skill so I can improve or no magical powers
Regards
Harry Jones
Sex God
Quote by HarryJones
And what does Muggle mean
Regards
Harry Jones
You're one Harry, so am I and most of the people on this site too no doubt...
Thanks but that didn't help at all, so a quick search has led me to the draft entry for the Oxford English Dictionary "Muggle: invented by JK (Joanne Kathleen) Rowling (b. 1965), British author of children's fantasy fiction (see quot. 1997).
In the fiction of JK Rowling: a person who possesses no magical powers. Hence in allusive and extended uses: a person who lacks a particular skill or skills, or who is regarded as inferior in some way. "
So am I : 1. inferior (and if so in what way) 2. Lacking a skill (and if so what skill so I can improve or no magical powers
Regards
Harry Jones
Nah it's ok Harry I'm the Muggle................ and I HATE Harry Potter (minority of one in this house....... even the dog wags his tail when the DVD is playing) ....... same as I never got into any of the other wizardry type stuff that was around when I was a kid
Sex God
Quote by cheekychimp
Hooray for JK Rowling and the Harry Potter trilogies.....!!
Also, can wait to see the new ..The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe....Yipppeeee...... :bounce:
CheekyChimp......
Errr......... doesn't trilogy =3? ............. I thought this stuff had got to number 5 or something
Quote by Him'nHer
Hooray for JK Rowling and the Harry Potter trilogies.....!!
Also, can wait to see the new ..The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe....Yipppeeee...... :bounce:
CheekyChimp......
Errr......... doesn't trilogy =3? ............. I thought this stuff had got to number 5 or something
Ooops.....help..!
Sex God
Quote by Him'nHer
Hooray for JK Rowling and the Harry Potter trilogies.....!!
Also, can wait to see the new ..The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe....Yipppeeee...... :bounce:
CheekyChimp......
Errr......... doesn't trilogy =3? ............. I thought this stuff had got to number 5 or something
Ooh does that mean it will be in the charts on the top 40 tomorrow
: 
Sex God
Quote by HarryJones
Hooray for JK Rowling and the Harry Potter trilogies.....!!
Also, can wait to see the new ..The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe....Yipppeeee...... :bounce:
CheekyChimp......
Errr......... doesn't trilogy =3? ............. I thought this stuff had got to number 5 or something
Ooh does that mean it will be in the charts on the top 40 tomorrow
:Nah that'll be the birdie song..... I've heard it's been re-released :shock:
Quote by Fallen Angel
Hey Harry why I you looking even more glum than usual- smirked Hermione.
Well it's great being invited to the Shagworts Munch now we have become adults and all that but...
Yes?
Well every time there is one of the competitions or events I am always expected to be entered and then all eyes are on me......and I have to well .....perform the best....every bloody time! And everyone has to hear about it.....I'm surprised they don't even have films about me as well!... Have you seen who's going...... The sexy sirens from Swinging Heaven are just wonderful but have you seen the Trollops from Amaciata - they must be ten foot tall with 66QQ breasts and they have a clitoris longer than my arm! I'll just never last.....the guys from Swinging Heaven would all give it a go and the competition from their North West group will be very hard.....
Oh Harry you silly boy.....nothing to worry about ........is there?
Well.....my wand keeps going limp ( - he looks at the floor hoping it will swallow him up but it is the only thing that might )
Hermione slides her hand inside her cloak and deftly removes her MegaDildo 2000 and winks to Harry - the head starts pulsing and glowing green then shoots a dollop of erecto stupendos all over Harrys face.
Now that is what I call my best under the counter purchase from Olivanders - ' Better than the average Muggle - i'll say'
Anyway my wand will fix you up nicely for 24 hours .....and I can tell you it really works !Oh look you naughty boy it's working already........
Harrys cloak starts rising and the zip bursts outwardss from his trousers as Harry looks down and realises he really is becoming a man and wonders if it will be too much for even him to handle.
The owls turn their heads away in digust as Hermione decides to check if her magic was really working on Harry!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Orgasminator
Personally, I would argue that the harry potter books aren't specifically written for children. Yes they are an 'easy' read, but there are so many cross references to adult life that would fly straight over a childs head.
To anyone that really isn't interested but would like to read very funny adult parody can i recommend 'Bary Trotter and the Unnecessary sequel' ( yes it is real) very very funny book.......
To anyone that really isn't interested but would like to read very funny adult parody can i recommend 'Bary Trotter and the Unnecessary sequel' ( yes it is real) very very funny book.......
Quote by Cheetah
[quote="Number 1"
Cannot wait for the next book: Harry Potter at the Shagworts Munch
Never mind the book -shortcut to screenplay and we can start casting now - any suggestions, SH members for key roles - as you all know, I favour Clare (from Clare and Steve) for the moaning Myrtle role - with a twist, so that one has gone already, any others?
Quote by Cheetah
Hey Harry why I you looking even more glum than usual- smirked Hermione.
Well it's great being invited to the Shagworts Munch now we have become adults and all that but...
Yes?
Well every time there is one of the competitions or events I am always expected to be entered and then all eyes are on me......and I have to well .....perform the best....every bloody time! And everyone has to hear about it.....I'm surprised they don't even have films about me as well!... Have you seen who's going...... The sexy sirens from Swinging Heaven are just wonderful but have you seen the Trollops from Amaciata - they must be ten foot tall with 66QQ breasts and they have a clitoris longer than my arm! I'll just never last.....the guys from Swinging Heaven would all give it a go and the competition from their North West group will be very hard.....
Oh Harry you silly boy.....nothing to worry about ........is there?
Well.....my wand keeps going limp ( - he looks at the floor hoping it will swallow him up but it is the only thing that might )
Hermione slides her hand inside her cloak and deftly removes her MegaDildo 2000 and winks to Harry - the head starts pulsing and glowing green then shoots a dollop of erecto stupendos all over Harrys face.
Now that is what I call my best under the counter purchase from Olivanders - ' Better than the average Muggle - i'll say'
Anyway my wand will fix you up nicely for 24 hours .....and I can tell you it really works !Oh look you naughty boy it's working already........
Harrys cloak starts rising and the zip bursts outwardss from his trousers as Harry looks down and realises he really is becoming a man and wonders if it will be too much for even him to handle.
The owls turn their heads away in digust as Hermione decides to check if her magic was really working on Harry!
......I just knew I'd seen that style of writing before - Men Only , Readers Letters, November 1976 - loved it, so SH is where you got to.
