Quote by woohoo
is anywhere 12 hours away from the poles? :confused:
Yep!! I'm sure a 12 hour walk is Missy
:lol:
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Has any 1 asked there guy to marry today ?
Sex God
Quote by Missy
The only time the drinks will be on me is, if I'm kidding oan I'm a fecking table.
And how could you ask him sherri? thot he was away In the alps>>
FFs a bit extreme to got that far just to make sure he doesnt see you today.
dek went to the north pole way up there with them friendly men loving polar bears to get away from me today
something i said :twisted:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Must be time differences tho? Maybe catch him out using a different time zone? :lol2:
its only an hour ahead of us.
pretty much directly north ish of usOh dear
Can't you pretend you thought he was at the South Pole, you must have 12 hours leeway then? :lol:
Or is that the same time as well :confused: time zones go up and down don't they :? is anywhere 12 hours away from the poles? :confused:
I think the south pole is pretty much on the same time zone aswell (enter the big history lesson with google earth dek and a bottle of whiskey one night) :?
now correct me if im wrong :? (i was drunk when i learnt this) but the south pole is directly south of the north pole time zones apply by lines running down the globe (as seen on the piccy) and the further you get from the equator? the bigger the difference in time??? or something mombo pombo like that
basically the top of pic in the middle (gmt) is north pole and bottom of pic is south pole and dek is on the little blue island at the top of the +1 A strip
righty ho confusing my self again
and to answer missies question i think australia is 12 hours from the poles or am i completely stuuuupid
Sex God
sent him a text asking if he knew wat date it was - reply i have no idea wat date is it - my reply 29th feb durrrr
that should get him thinking for now
that should get him thinking for now
Quote by winchwench
sent him a text asking if he knew wat date it was - reply i have no idea wat date is it - my reply 29th feb durrrr
that should get him thinking for now
But what if his reply is.....drumroll.......
"I'd love to, but, you know, we're poles apart!"
:giggle:
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww funny but awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Sex God
Havent asked anyone cos I know no one wants me :cry:
I sort of asked someone if they knew what date it is and I was offered a glove :shock:
"The first documentation of this practice dates back to 1288, when Scotland passed a law that allowed women to propose marriage to the man of their choice in that year. They also made it law that any man who declined a proposal in a leap year must pay a fine. The fine could range from a kiss to payment for a silk dress or a pair of gloves"
Typical of the Scots! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
In edit: After checking txts it was a PAIR of gloves. I think the person concerned is so used to seeing the one finger salute from me that said person believed I only have 1 hand!
I sort of asked someone if they knew what date it is and I was offered a glove :shock:
"The first documentation of this practice dates back to 1288, when Scotland passed a law that allowed women to propose marriage to the man of their choice in that year. They also made it law that any man who declined a proposal in a leap year must pay a fine. The fine could range from a kiss to payment for a silk dress or a pair of gloves"
Typical of the Scots!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:In edit: After checking txts it was a PAIR of gloves. I think the person concerned is so used to seeing the one finger salute from me that said person believed I only have 1 hand!
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
*Jumps in a Lear Jet to Scotland in order to see how much the blokes are prepared to pay not to marry me*
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sex God
I've made a few indecent proposals today.... do they count?!
(Strikes me they're much more fun!!)
Nola x
(Strikes me they're much more fun!!)
Nola x
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
sent him a text asking if he knew wat date it was - reply i have no idea wat date is it - my reply 29th feb durrrr
that should get him thinking for now
But what if his reply is.....drumroll.......
"I'd love to, but, you know, we're poles apart!"
:giggle:
more likey to be a reply of wording like this
"what the :fuckinghell: would i want to marry you for"
"yeah like bankrupt is my middle name"
"i'll marry you when im dying" (hes said that one before)
Yours, destined to be a spinster x
Master of Sex
On TV this morning, they were talking about this. The female presenter (I forget her name - nice hair), asked the question - Is is alright for a woman to propose to a man even on Feb 29th?
I thought 'hang on, I could have sworn this was the 21st Century not the 18th'. Am I alone in thinking her question itself isn't relevant these days?
I thought 'hang on, I could have sworn this was the 21st Century not the 18th'. Am I alone in thinking her question itself isn't relevant these days?
Orgasminator
A lady friend of mine told me last week that she was going to ask her hubby, i got a text an hour ago saying he said yes :bounce:
ohh thats another wedding i have to go to :haha:
ohh thats another wedding i have to go to :haha:
Sex God
I asked someone 
:bounce:
:bounce: 
Warming the Bed
I said to MrD so dont you want to marry me then
he replied ......... I cant hear you I think my signal is dying !!
ah well there is always 2012
he replied ......... I cant hear you I think my signal is dying !!
ah well there is always 2012
Sex God
I got a text this morning *what were you gunna ask me and didnt yesterday?* hopeless cause
hopeless cause 
Sex God
Quote by X_fanny_x>>>notes down deks excuse(defo cum in good)
I got a text this morning *what were you gunna ask me and didnt yesterday?*
Sex God
Quote by Ukwineman
A lady friend of mine told me last week that she was going to ask her hubby, i got a text an hour ago saying he said yes :bounce:
ohh thats another wedding i have to go to :haha:
Wasn't it a bit late if he's her hubby anyway?
Sex God
Quote by northeastcoupleuk>>>notes down deks excuse(defo cum in good)
I got a text this morning *what were you gunna ask me and didnt yesterday?*
oi :lol:
Orgasminator
Quote by Freckledbird
A lady friend of mine told me last week that she was going to ask her hubby, i got a text an hour ago saying he said yes :bounce:
ohh thats another wedding i have to go to :haha:
Wasn't it a bit late if he's her hubby anyway?
FFS please stop being so bloody pedantic, you know fully well what I meant and are doing to get a rise out of me.
And people wonder why theres not much going on in here these days
Sex God
Quote by Ukwineman
A lady friend of mine told me last week that she was going to ask her hubby, i got a text an hour ago saying he said yes :bounce:
ohh thats another wedding i have to go to :haha:
Wasn't it a bit late if he's her hubby anyway?
FFS please stop being so bloody pedantic, you know fully well what I meant and are doing to get a rise out of me.
And people wonder why theres not much going on in here these days
Don't be rude - I don't know what you mean at all. You said her hubby, how is anyone to know any different if she's your friend?
And yes, not much going on because some people get so mardy :roll:
