Quote by davej
davej would like to emphasis that normally he isnt a difficult customer and has lived in this hotel for 4 years so the staff did know that it was part serious and part tongue in cheek.
You jammy dodger... :shock:
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Quote by Serendipity
Dave, you have my sympathies (tooth and choc woes). I just wish I'd been there when the crime was discovered....a quick check of bins would have revealed the thief as there's a 99% chance they bit off the walnut and discarded it in their bin! THE FOUL HEATHENS!!!
The could have been one of the super sneaky 1% who scoffed it though, in which case a sniffer dog could have been called to check for walnut breath!
It's shocking I tell ya, shocking!! :shock:
Thats even worse!!!...........I can't believe that some people throw the walnut in the bin....alright I know some folk dont like nuts, but bloody hell surely you keep em for other things........eermm like ...well....
you can stick em on your face at Hallowen, very passable witchy looking face wart they make, right on your chin, sets off the outfit .....yep.....stamp out waste... stick the Walnut to your face.
paint em in a bit of lippy and what have you got........... a big scab....hours of fun for the kids when they are playing doctors.
or maybe a growth that needs removing with the plastic forceps.
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Quote by bluexxx
I feel like whinging today:
I'm a bit pissed off cos I can't go to Steve_Lincs party me too, cos i'm incredibly bloody poor!Oh well, not to worry seeing as I'm ill anyway
:roll: :roll: . I lost my voice at the beginning of the week, now I have a bad chest, headache and bad stomach,and I feel knackered :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: me too! :( i reckon someone brought a bit more than toys and stuff last weekend! i'm dying 'ere yer know! reckon it's that man-flu! evil it is! As I'm ill I might have to cancel my meet tomorrow
:? :? :? :? already cancelled here too! :cry:
i really don't wanna whine. it would be such a sad story! :( maybe a walnut whip minus walnut would cheer me up, but i can't even afford chocolate let alone trips to lincs for parties and alcohol and stuff!
on the plus side, i have 2 cans of stella in the fridge! woo hoo saturday night eh? :lol2:
neil - not a happy bunny!
My weekend wasn't too bad. Had the weird bloke staying again. The one who always bloody insists on calling me Janine when you'd think after 4 years he'd know my name is Derek :shock:
Anyway I managed to get one over on the old perv by nicking his walnut whips when he was out of his room. Of course I just spat the walnuts out but the whip bit was yummy.
Anyway I managed to get one over on the old perv by nicking his walnut whips when he was out of his room. Of course I just spat the walnuts out but the whip bit was yummy.
:shock: gosh where do I start?
Went out last night and got bladerred and ended up fighting with some saddo who said I was trying it on with her boyfriend (he looked like les out corrie!!! :shock: )
Then I took my tablets not thinking about how much I drank and it nocked me into the middle of next week :doh: . So I finally got home and was hit with what seemed like an hour long lecture from mr naughty on how stupid id been to take the tablets with the drink (but am that used to taking them at the same time everynight, I just didnt think!)
Now I have a pounding headache and I want to go to my bed but Stu has his mates in for a drink and they are making some racket. I wish I had sound proof walls
Went out last night and got bladerred and ended up fighting with some saddo who said I was trying it on with her boyfriend (he looked like les out corrie!!! :shock: )
Then I took my tablets not thinking about how much I drank and it nocked me into the middle of next week :doh: . So I finally got home and was hit with what seemed like an hour long lecture from mr naughty on how stupid id been to take the tablets with the drink (but am that used to taking them at the same time everynight, I just didnt think!)
Now I have a pounding headache and I want to go to my bed but Stu has his mates in for a drink and they are making some racket. I wish I had sound proof walls
Urghghghgh
Big whinge I have a stinking cold and work to do and my nose is red and a irritable teenager and sunday dinner to cook and it's cold here too but even when the sun starts to shine it hurts my eyes.........
and other such moans
my biggest one this week being; no costume for the lincs meet next week! Tried on some saloon/show girls ones and I look like a panto-dame/ugly sister -
oh no you didn't - oh yes I ferkin did!
Cathy x
Big whinge I have a stinking cold and work to do and my nose is red and a irritable teenager and sunday dinner to cook and it's cold here too but even when the sun starts to shine it hurts my eyes.........
and other such moans
my biggest one this week being; no costume for the lincs meet next week! Tried on some saloon/show girls ones and I look like a panto-dame/ugly sister -
oh no you didn't - oh yes I ferkin did!
Cathy x
uch: :sparring: :kick: :kissmyarse: :fuckinghell: :scared: :sad: :uhoh: :small-print: 
:borg:well i'm not one to whinge i'm just putting this back to the top although it is 7 am on my day off.
(i have a load of hols to take before the end of the month)
Oh and my ex rang me late last night to let me know she pulled when she was out on saturday night.(lucky her)
but hey it's nearly christmas guys, i was planning on going away just to get away from everything til my solictor landed me with a disturbingly and obscenely high bill for his services.
i reckon he must be getting his mrs something special this year i better see the bosses at work can give me a mortgage to cover it lol.
(i have a load of hols to take before the end of the month)
Oh and my ex rang me late last night to let me know she pulled when she was out on saturday night.(lucky her)
but hey it's nearly christmas guys, i was planning on going away just to get away from everything til my solictor landed me with a disturbingly and obscenely high bill for his services.
i reckon he must be getting his mrs something special this year i better see the bosses at work can give me a mortgage to cover it lol.
