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Ha perfect....I've got reason to whinge after suffering a theft from my hotel room. I work away all week so when I arrive at the hotel each Monday the room is mine for the week, so I leave my stuff there and toodle off to work, returning at night, only last night I returned to discover ......a theft 
Went straight to the bar initially, but at about 9pm I was gagging for some chocolate, so away to my room to scoff another Walnut Whip from the multi pack that I opened the night before only to discover :shock: ...yep no Walnut whips....
Straight down to reception to report this terrible crime, to the receptionist..
davej........Janine me Walnut whips are missing :x
Janine.......smile and vacant look
davej.........Janine I aint joking me Walnut whips are missing
Janine.......more serious face.....oh eeerm ..oh dear are you sure?
davej........Yes Janine I'm very sure, I brought them yesterday, ate one, should be two left
Janine......Oh dear I will check lost property :shock:
davej........Janine you'd do better to check the bin in housekeeping.
Janine........I will still just check
Janine dissapears probably to roll her eyes and think why the fLuck does this happen to me...........janine returns with a more serious look on her face
Janine.....I can't find them in lost property mr davej
davej......I've got a serious need for chocolate Janine, what you gonna do
Janine.....could we offer you some chocolate cake from the restuarant?
davej.......that might compensate Janine, although I would need cream with it
Janine rings the restuarant and asks for my compensation to be brought round to the lounge, it duly arrives and davej starts to scoff it...
Duty Manager....Janine has told me what has happened and I would like to offer you my apologies and assurances that this incident will be fully investigated.
Davej doesn't like this Manager very much as he reminded a rather nice Polish live in waitress, about the hotels rules regarding staff fraternising with guests after viewing some hotel security footage from the cctv system.
davej.......not good enough it doesn't get me my Walnut whips back.
Duty Manager.....I have already phoned the night porter and asked him to buy some replacements on his way in, they will be with you within the hour. Is sirs cake O.K.
davej...yes thank you, however it could do with washing down.
Duty Manager ....would sir like a drink?
davej.....couple of pints of Stella should do the job.
Duty Manager ......yes sir with our compliments.
davej gets his two pints of Stella to wash down the cake and cream and also gets a new triple pack of Walnut Whips
davej would like to emphasis that normally he isnt a difficult customer and has lived in this hotel for 4 years so the staff did know that it was part serious and part tongue in cheek.
Went straight to the bar initially, but at about 9pm I was gagging for some chocolate, so away to my room to scoff another Walnut Whip from the multi pack that I opened the night before only to discover :shock: ...yep no Walnut whips....
Straight down to reception to report this terrible crime, to the receptionist..
davej........Janine me Walnut whips are missing :x
Janine.......smile and vacant look
davej.........Janine I aint joking me Walnut whips are missing
Janine.......more serious face.....oh eeerm ..oh dear are you sure?
davej........Yes Janine I'm very sure, I brought them yesterday, ate one, should be two left
Janine......Oh dear I will check lost property :shock:
davej........Janine you'd do better to check the bin in housekeeping.
Janine........I will still just check
Janine dissapears probably to roll her eyes and think why the fLuck does this happen to me...........janine returns with a more serious look on her face
Janine.....I can't find them in lost property mr davej
davej......I've got a serious need for chocolate Janine, what you gonna do
Janine.....could we offer you some chocolate cake from the restuarant?
davej.......that might compensate Janine, although I would need cream with it
Janine rings the restuarant and asks for my compensation to be brought round to the lounge, it duly arrives and davej starts to scoff it...
Duty Manager....Janine has told me what has happened and I would like to offer you my apologies and assurances that this incident will be fully investigated.
Davej doesn't like this Manager very much as he reminded a rather nice Polish live in waitress, about the hotels rules regarding staff fraternising with guests after viewing some hotel security footage from the cctv system.
davej.......not good enough it doesn't get me my Walnut whips back.
Duty Manager.....I have already phoned the night porter and asked him to buy some replacements on his way in, they will be with you within the hour. Is sirs cake O.K.
davej...yes thank you, however it could do with washing down.
Duty Manager ....would sir like a drink?
davej.....couple of pints of Stella should do the job.
Duty Manager ......yes sir with our compliments.
davej gets his two pints of Stella to wash down the cake and cream and also gets a new triple pack of Walnut Whips
davej would like to emphasis that normally he isnt a difficult customer and has lived in this hotel for 4 years so the staff did know that it was part serious and part tongue in cheek.
Sex God
The weekend is upon us - what could we possibly have to whinge about?! 
Tracy-Jayne
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The weekend is upon us - what could we possibly have to whinge about?!
Tracy-Jayne
Bloody work, that's what
Quote by davej
davej........Janine me Walnut whips are missing
Janine.......smile and vacant look
davej.........Janine I aint joking me Walnut whips are missing
Janine.......more serious face.....oh eeerm ..oh dear are you sure?
davej........Yes Janine I'm very sure, I brought them yesterday, ate one, should be two left
Janine......Oh dear I will check lost property :shock:
davej........Janine you'd do better to check the bin in housekeeping.
Janine........I will still just check
Janine dissapears probably to roll her eyes and think why the fLuck does this happen to me...........janine returns with a more serious look on her face
Janine.....I can't find them in lost property mr davej
davej......I've got a serious need for chocolate Janine, what you gonna do
Janine.....could we offer you some chocolate cake from the restuarant?
davej.......that might compensate Janine, although I would need cream with it
Janine rings the restuarant and asks for my compensation to be brought round to the lounge, it duly arrives and davej starts to scoff it...
Duty Manager....Janine has told me what has happened and I would like to offer you my apologies and assurances that this incident will be fully investigated.
Davej doesn't like this Manager very much as he reminded a rather nice Polish live in waitress, about the hotels rules regarding staff fraternising with guests after viewing some hotel security footage from the cctv system.
davej.......not good enough it doesn't get me my Walnut whips back.
Duty Manager.....I have already phoned the night porter and asked him to buy some replacements on his way in, they will be with you within the hour. Is sirs cake O.K.
davej...yes thank you, however it could do with washing down.
Duty Manager ....would sir like a drink?
davej.....couple of pints of Stella should do the job.
Duty Manager ......yes sir with our compliments.
davej gets his two pints of Stella to wash down the cake and cream and also gets a new triple pack of Walnut Whips
davej would like to emphasis that normally he isnt a difficult customer and has lived in this hotel for 4 years so the staff did know that it was part serious and part tongue in cheek.
Oh nooooooo
you never, please say you never really!!!! :rotflmao:My whinge is not about my job, but what happens when I'm there! ....... There is nothing in the job description that gave even the slightest clue of what I would be put through since working there. This week being one of the worst - like something out of Fawlty Towers.
The office is on a farm, on the edge of nowhere. It's now pheasant season, so this particular Tuesday, the gentry all came and parked up at the farm. Only 2 cars with trailers. One trailer for the pheasants and the other trailer/tardis for about 9000 people and dogs :shock:
Our dogs were locked in the house, so all was well. Off the gentry went through the back of the farm and off into a distant field somewhere
Next thing all these pheasants were going up and loud gunshots (didn't seem to be many pheasants coming down tho, think they might be crap gentry :undecided: ) I looked out the window, just in time to see a convoy of our terrified chickens legging it across the field in a line, and into the dog kennel :shock: .......... Not all of them tho, I looked up to see 2 chickens up a bluddy tree :shock:Now, dunno if you know chickens or not, but they are really crap fliers - you can chuck em in the air to help em, but they don't go further than a few feet. So how the hell these two got high up a tree, I have no idea
Not only that but they are not very good at sitting up a tree once there. They're great at sitting on a perch, can sit there all night and sleep. But up on a thin branch in the wind, it was another story. Stood and had me coffee while watching the said chickens swaying about all over the place trying to keep balance :lol2: Wasn't like they had just popped up there and come back down again, they sat there for about 3 hours swaying about :rotflmao:Anyway, gentry finished and were all milling about with the dogs at the front of the farm. One chicken felt brave enough to venture out the dog kennel, sauntered round the corner and right into the path of the dogs. Bluddy idiots hadn't put the dogs on leads - so all I could see was a flash of dog, and then feathers going up all over the place! My boss legged it downstairs, I opened window and started yelling at gentry to get the bluddy dog off. Oh don't worry the dog catching gentry said to boss. Shes not hurt, the dogs got a soft mouth ........... well try telling that to the poor chicken with half its back missing :x
Chicken in solitary for a couple of days, turned out to be ok :happy: let her out on the Thursday with the others.
Now this is when my week started gettting really weird :? Two women due in for interviews. First woman due, she just pulled up as we found out that one of the farm dogs had chased and killed the poorly chicken, left it on doorstep. So boss sent me out to interview woman to delay her, while she moved dead chicken, and locked naughty dogs in the barn. Done that, interview done and sorted. My colleague went off into the village to do some work stuff, then my boss passed out, for no reason :shock: What the hell do you do with a boss thats gone really ill, can't walk and is slumped across desk :shock: Managed to manouvre her into other room and lay her down. Just in time for colleague to come back, also with second interview woman.
Managed to hide boss from interview woman, and explain to colleague what had happened. Colleague started doing interview woman, and had phoned bosses daughter to just let her know what had happened. Bosses daughter phoned up, hows her mum. "What do you mean you don't know, ok well get off the phone to me and see how she is then come back to me". Legged it back down corridor, walking slowly past interview office, knocked on hidden bosses door, no answer :shock: looked in there, no boss :shock: went back to phone ....... "What do you mean you've lost my mother, where have you lost her, go and find her and make sure shes ok" . So legged it once again back down corridor (slowly past interview office). Searched for boss, finally found her sat in downstairs bathroom, v. poorly. Interview finished, quickly hid boss in bathroom by closing door and standing in front of it with big 'relaxed everything fine, normal day at office' smile. Boss now v. poorly, to cut an already v. long story short, had to call ambulance :shock: Colleague and boss went off to hospital. I wound up the office, left and went to pick up the kids.
Halfway home, realised that naughty dogs were still in the barn!!! :shock: so had to go back to office, shove kids in one room, get dogs out and shove em in another room. One dog out at a time to introduce to kids (armed with dog biscuits). And sat in office wondering what the hell to do!!!!
All that on top of me mums birthday, so even after all that drama, still had to charge round parents, shove cake, card and pressies in front of mother, sing happy b/day, back in car and home to try and get something for tea, that wasn't too heavy as was already past kids bedtime :?
Thank heavens it's the weekend!!!!!
Sex God
Misschief you sound as tangled as me, bloody chickens , dogs, gents, hidden bosses .....
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and I'm afraid that I did, whats more this complaint comes only a short time after I caused some fire damage to one of their rooms...... A room that was one of the first finished during a refurb.
.........cut a long story very short, I needed to light the hotel rooom more softly ....now if your kids did it you would slap them but , yep...I stuck a towel over a bedside lamp, stood back and thought ....spot on just the atmosphere I wanted ...sequence of events then follows, whilst I'm in bath preening
hot light bulb ignites towel
towel ignites lampshade
lampshade melts and drips molten plastic stuff onto bedside cabinet
bedside cabinet ignites wallpaper
didn't bloody know that wallpaper burnt....I now know better
Big fuss by hotel with all sorts of threats about my company being invoiced for damage.....davej counters their arguments by insisting that they investigate why items that he would expect to be flame proof ignited and why alarms didn't sound....
.....result incident swept under table
davej has taken a chicken and a turkey outa the freezer and chucked em outa the bedroom window...........result..........
misschiefs right they don't fly very well!
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and I'm afraid that I did, whats more this complaint comes only a short time after I caused some fire damage to one of their rooms...... A room that was one of the first finished during a refurb.
.........cut a long story very short, I needed to light the hotel rooom more softly ....now if your kids did it you would slap them but , yep...I stuck a towel over a bedside lamp, stood back and thought ....spot on just the atmosphere I wanted ...sequence of events then follows, whilst I'm in bath preening
hot light bulb ignites towel
towel ignites lampshade
lampshade melts and drips molten plastic stuff onto bedside cabinet
bedside cabinet ignites wallpaper
didn't bloody know that wallpaper burnt....I now know better
Big fuss by hotel with all sorts of threats about my company being invoiced for damage.....davej counters their arguments by insisting that they investigate why items that he would expect to be flame proof ignited and why alarms didn't sound....
.....result incident swept under table
davej has taken a chicken and a turkey outa the freezer and chucked em outa the bedroom window...........result..........
misschiefs right they don't fly very well!
Well my whinge is that I had a complaint made against me yesterday at the hospital where I work by an eccentric old lady.......she said I didnt shower her properly.....so her daughter came down and had a go at me and all of a sudden I'm being told to apologise....it's not fair!!!!!!!!
Anyway....at least it's the weekend so I can relax a bit before Monday morning and having to get up at
Anyway....at least it's the weekend so I can relax a bit before Monday morning and having to get up at
Sex God
My whinge is that its soo cold my nipples feel like they've got crocodile clips attatched to them... and no.. I'm not into that!! :shock:
I'm also a bit upset because after getting back from the concert last night there's a msg on the answerphone from my mum.. been away nearty a month and decides to ring when I'm not in!! The bastard thing is.. I'm out tonight as well, when she said she'd ring back!! Me!....who has no life.... goes out on the 2 nights my mother tries to ring :cry:
I'm also a bit upset because after getting back from the concert last night there's a msg on the answerphone from my mum.. been away nearty a month and decides to ring when I'm not in!! The bastard thing is.. I'm out tonight as well, when she said she'd ring back!! Me!....who has no life.... goes out on the 2 nights my mother tries to ring :cry:
As a few of you know i work as a dj, but i wasn't working last night so i stayed up late last night thinking hmmm nice lie in tomoorrow. i also have a day job working for a very big bank during the day. so to my utter surprise the phone rings this morning, i sort of stir and think to myself "just ignore it, they'll think i'm out" oooh no the phone rang for at least two minutes "it must be important" is someone in my family ill? has someone had an accident? i mean the phone ringing for two minutes its got to be important right.
WRONG
it's only someone from the banks group doing a survey, 15 minutes i was on the call.
hello it's saturday the banks are shut employees are off work looking forward to a sleep in.
Asking me if i was very satisfied, satisfied or unsatified with my new contract, and pay rise and so on.
was i satifised? of course i was but i could of told them that at work was i pissed off they had woken me from my very trippy dream of shopping in Morrisons with Angelina Jolie in the frozen food section (don't ask) but if your a dream analyst or psychiatrist
please feel free to explain.
Thus i cannot get back to sleep and i'm still knackered and in a bit of grumpy mood.
Thankyou for listening to my whinge today
Keep em coming.
dj
WRONG
it's only someone from the banks group doing a survey, 15 minutes i was on the call.
hello it's saturday the banks are shut employees are off work looking forward to a sleep in.
Asking me if i was very satisfied, satisfied or unsatified with my new contract, and pay rise and so on.
was i satifised? of course i was but i could of told them that at work was i pissed off they had woken me from my very trippy dream of shopping in Morrisons with Angelina Jolie in the frozen food section (don't ask) but if your a dream analyst or psychiatrist
please feel free to explain.
Thus i cannot get back to sleep and i'm still knackered and in a bit of grumpy mood.
Thankyou for listening to my whinge today
Keep em coming.
dj
Sex God
Quote by djswinger
Whinge.....I want to hear your daily moans and groans (no not them ones)
Has the boss at work pevved you off?
Had no sleep?
Did you lose a tenner?
Let all your frustrations out have a good WHINGE....you know you want to. Release the stress
I have a tooth ache, not just any old tooth ache, cause I have always had nice nashers, but I have managed to break my wisdom tooth (like I needed it anyway!!!)
So, after pleading to get into a dentist, the lovely lass said...........
I can fit you in ......................wait for it....................
JANUARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fabulous!
Silky xxxxxxxx
(now living on protein milkshakes) although G aint complaining!
Sex God
my girlfriend has this tooth ache............................................
I didn't have anything to whinge about until I read Davej's story! Chocolate Heists are one of the most heinous crimes anyone could commit, I'd have demanded that CID were called!!!
So, now my whinge is why don't I have a safe to hide my Dairy Milk in from potential choc crims.....I feel traumatised!! :cry:
So, now my whinge is why don't I have a safe to hide my Dairy Milk in from potential choc crims.....I feel traumatised!! :cry:
Sex God
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I didn't have anything to whinge about until I read Davej's story! Chocolate Heists are one of the most heinous crimes anyone could commit, I'd have demanded that CID were called!!!
So, now my whinge is why don't I have a safe to hide my Dairy Milk in from potential choc crims.....I feel traumatised!! :cry:
Serendipity ...at last someone who see's how serious a crime this is ...it is hard enough saving some chocolate for the next day, but to find that the housekeeping staff have nicked it to have with their mid morning cuppa is just too much....bloody gagging for it I was.
Walnut whips are one of my favourites, nice thick chunky chocolate on em.......I was thinking about getting back to me room, turning up the radiator, jumping in bed, nibble on me whips and a read of my book.......only to find me plans scuppered by a couple of Vera's......dont know if thats their real names, but them green checked tabbards make em look like Vera's to me, if they was Blue tabbards then I would probably have said Brenda's, but they are not so I'm going with Vera.
I also had a tooth extraction yesterday...odd thing is I've still got toothache which shouldn't be, cos I know the tooth that was a wrong un, is 15 miles away in a bin..anyway the dentist gives me an after care leaflet which I stuffs into my pocket as I left, it says that for 24 hours I should not smoke, drink hot liquids, consume food, consume alcohol and play the Harmonica...........I'm pleased to say that I haven't been near a Harmonica, but all the other things I did before reading the leaflet, so thats probably got something to do with my discomfort now.
:shock: :shock:
Sex God
You have 'phantom tooth syndrome ' Dave similar to when an amputee still 'feels' the leg or arm they lose . Dont worry it almost always goes away after two or three years .
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
You have 'phantom tooth syndrome ' Dave similar to when an amputee still 'feels' the leg or arm they lose . Dont worry it almost always goes away after two or three years .
your post has been a comfort to me ...now at least I know what the problem is and how long it will last, in return I can assure you that once worked upon, your wisdom tooth will give you no further problems and that the excruciating pain that in my experiance is ten times worse when wisdom teeth are worked on, will last for under a fortnight....you are indeed lucky.
Dave, you have my sympathies (tooth and choc woes). I just wish I'd been there when the crime was discovered....a quick check of bins would have revealed the thief as there's a 99% chance they bit off the walnut and discarded it in their bin! THE FOUL HEATHENS!!!
The could have been one of the super sneaky 1% who scoffed it though, in which case a sniffer dog could have been called to check for walnut breath!
It's shocking I tell ya, shocking!! :shock:
The could have been one of the super sneaky 1% who scoffed it though, in which case a sniffer dog could have been called to check for walnut breath!
It's shocking I tell ya, shocking!! :shock:
Sex God
I feel like whinging today:
I'm a bit pissed off cos I can't go to the Wigan munch or Steve_Lincs party - 1. cos they're on the same night, and 2. cos I can't get a babysitter tonight....
. Oh well, not to worry seeing as I'm ill anyway :roll: :roll: :roll: . I lost my voice at the beginning of the week, now I have a bad chest, headache and bad stomach,and I feel knackered :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: . My 2 year old is bored cos I can't be bothered to take him out so Nick Jr is driving me mad . As I'm ill I might have to cancel my meet tomorrow :? :? :? :?
On the plus side, I've done the work that I brought home to do over the weekend, and I don't have toothache! :thumbup:
I'm a bit pissed off cos I can't go to the Wigan munch or Steve_Lincs party - 1. cos they're on the same night, and 2. cos I can't get a babysitter tonight....
. Oh well, not to worry seeing as I'm ill anyway :roll: :roll: :roll: . I lost my voice at the beginning of the week, now I have a bad chest, headache and bad stomach,and I feel knackered :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: . My 2 year old is bored cos I can't be bothered to take him out so Nick Jr is driving me mad . As I'm ill I might have to cancel my meet tomorrow :? :? :? :? On the plus side, I've done the work that I brought home to do over the weekend, and I don't have toothache! :thumbup:
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
I feel like whinging today:
I'm a bit pissed off cos I can't go to the Wigan munch or Steve_Lincs party - 1. cos they're on the same night, and 2. cos I can't get a babysitter tonight....
On the plus side, I've done the work that I brought home to do over the weekend, and I don't have toothache! :thumbup:
bloody hell Blue .....your falling to bits, get some medicine inside you and curl up on the sofa under a duvet.......sod the kids.
oh and try to remember where you last had your voice, I do this when I have lost my keys.....sort of think my way back through the day, it mostly works and I find them stuffed under the chair cushions......wouldn't be at all surprised if your voice hasn't slipped under a cushion when you wasn't looking.
