This is a reply to my ad I put up yesterday...Charming
"You can write ads like that if you look like Halle Berry but
You're just a plain slapper or a pig in knickers"
Good job I aint easily upset.... :cry:
Think I may be removing my ad any time now...
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Good god!! :shock: :therethere:
Gotta feel kinda sorry for the poor pathetic sod tho ..... obviously got the wrong end of the stick about 'talking dirty'
... Oh, and you are just stunning Jaine
And hello by the way
Can only agree with Misschief and Heather. Kick these losers out! Said my PM would be backed up
Yosarian
nb Get using that passport 8)
Jaine,
You should have seen one of the responses we got to our web page about a month after we joined - It was so abusive it really upset Wilma.
I contacted Mark and he immediately deleted the ad and banned the idiot concerned.
We know that it was just an idiot but it still does not stop it smarting for just a few minutes!
Let us know who it is and we will get rid straight away!
Hang in there - there is always one!
Fred
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You should have seen one of the responses we got to our web page about a month after we joined - It was so abusive it really upset Wilma.
I contacted Mark and he immediately deleted the ad and banned the idiot concerned.
We know that it was just an idiot but it still does not stop it smarting for just a few minutes!
Let us know who it is and we will get rid straight away!
Hang in there - there is always one!
Fred
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Quote by Gaz_72
I've spent all morning reporting adverts that blokes have posted in the "Women seeking..." groups. Do they do it on purpose or are they just illiterate?
1) I think a coach party of idiots may well have stopped off sometime yesterday - wish the driver had stopped we could have pushed a few on the bus to take with him.
2) They will all tell you that none of them are illiterate - their mum and dad was married!
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Orgasminator
Hi Moist,
I would just ignore idiots that send replies like that, just click on delete and Phuut he's gone.
It is very unfortunate that there are many prats out there, they infest all parts of the site, including the chatrooms. :cry:
It's really sad that these pathetic persons can't find something better to do with their time.
All ladies who advertise in the photo adds section will be inundated with messages. Some of these will be pleasant to read and respond to, others may be from people who may not be to your taste, and finally there will be a few abusive replies. These you unfortunately will have to read before consigning them to the delete box.
Don't take any insults to heart, just ignore them. The people who send them probably couldn't get into a sexual relationship if they were willing to pay for it.
There are a lot of nice people in Swinging Heaven, I know, I have met many of them on a personal basis. So keep your chin up, you will meet some of them soon I am sure.
Harry0
I would just ignore idiots that send replies like that, just click on delete and Phuut he's gone.
It is very unfortunate that there are many prats out there, they infest all parts of the site, including the chatrooms. :cry:
It's really sad that these pathetic persons can't find something better to do with their time.
All ladies who advertise in the photo adds section will be inundated with messages. Some of these will be pleasant to read and respond to, others may be from people who may not be to your taste, and finally there will be a few abusive replies. These you unfortunately will have to read before consigning them to the delete box.
Don't take any insults to heart, just ignore them. The people who send them probably couldn't get into a sexual relationship if they were willing to pay for it.
There are a lot of nice people in Swinging Heaven, I know, I have met many of them on a personal basis. So keep your chin up, you will meet some of them soon I am sure.
Harry0
Sex God
:roll: :roll: There really are some timewasting tossers in the world, luckily the real toss pots are in the minority. Although it is hard not to take replies like that personally, even though I've been doing this internet sex thing for a few years now on and off, it still upsets me when I get a nutty reply. Over the years, I think I've probably seen the worst of internet tossers, then I get another one and I know there are still some nutty comments that can get to me.
Don't delete your ad - it's the toss pot that sent you this that is gone - don't give up you have friends here
Hi all, Slim. Hello Moist 
you seem to have the right attitude, its upsetting but F*** them.
What we really need to do is name and shame these people.
Make them feel like the pricks they are
Could not agree more GOHIT
Completely off the subject but did anyone have any trouble accessing Posts last night. I seemed to have a hell of a job replying, and I have noticed Alex's post "Friday has come early" has disappeared. Or have I missed something
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you seem to have the right attitude, its upsetting but F*** them.What we really need to do is name and shame these people.
Make them feel like the pricks they are
Could not agree more GOHIT
Completely off the subject but did anyone have any trouble accessing Posts last night. I seemed to have a hell of a job replying, and I have noticed Alex's post "Friday has come early" has disappeared. Or have I missed something
: :?: I could not get in the damn chatroom....
I am gonna sort some of my funny replies to my ad & post em anon up here...God some people have no imaginations - they show you thier prick & think your gonna be knockin thier door down with your knickers round your ankles...Hmmm not my thing...(not saying it is wrong though). But jesus lets have some brain stimulation too please....(oh & a fast car) that always does the trick.!!
Jaine :twisted:
I am gonna sort some of my funny replies to my ad & post em anon up here...God some people have no imaginations - they show you thier prick & think your gonna be knockin thier door down with your knickers round your ankles...Hmmm not my thing...(not saying it is wrong though). But jesus lets have some brain stimulation too please....(oh & a fast car) that always does the trick.!!
Jaine :twisted:
Awwwwwww well I think your smokin hot moist, Id reply to your advert myself but not sure whether my response would be up to scratch, im not much of a writer im afraid, im no Alexi Sayle or Douglas Adams lol and wouldnt want to fill your mail box up with more junk, but if u ever need a 26yrs old guy let me
Hi moist and welcome to the forum.
I had something similar said to me recently, unfortunately I didn't have the right attitude about it, instead I panicked, and removed every pic of me.
Hmmm what an idiot I am
, you're absolutely right with the attitude you've displayed..............now where did I put those pics............if they don't like me, tough :P
I had something similar said to me recently, unfortunately I didn't have the right attitude about it, instead I panicked, and removed every pic of me.
Hmmm what an idiot I am
, you're absolutely right with the attitude you've displayed..............now where did I put those pics............if they don't like me, tough :P 
Sex God
If you're female (or even just have a name that might be interpreted as a female name) and you're on the net, you're going to attract morons. It's a very sad fact of life - about the only thing you could do to free the site of them is make it invitation-only. We had that discussion recently, didn't we? That would be a bad move.
You are most certainly NOT a troll, Moist. I think you're lovely. And I reckon that tosser would be delighted if he could find a pig to molest, knickers or no.
Mark, does SH have an R&D department? That tosserometer sounds like a great idea.
You are most certainly NOT a troll, Moist. I think you're lovely. And I reckon that tosser would be delighted if he could find a pig to molest, knickers or no.
Mark, does SH have an R&D department? That tosserometer sounds like a great idea.
I hate people who think that the anonymity of the internet allows them to offend others with impunity.
I hope you have a way of banning their IP as well as their username, Mark.
The Tosserometer (TM) sounds like an excellent idea. All we have to do now is think of a way of making it practical.
I hope you have a way of banning their IP as well as their username, Mark.
The Tosserometer (TM) sounds like an excellent idea. All we have to do now is think of a way of making it practical.
Sex God
As well as the abusive replies, the ones that need translating before you can read them are a pet-hate of mine - check this out, just received as a reply to my photo ad:
hi im bi guy lov 2 meet sexi smooth tv mmmm ure gal can watch us ok me 6ft tanned very muscly smoothe guy married but hve thing 4 sexi tvs mmmmlov 2 meet me lancs 2 need very discreet soz no pics very gen guy cock bout 7 n thick not cut txt me plz we sort out ill call u after txt k no emails plz prom u wont b dissapointed me gen guy very hunky my discreet moby is xxxxxxxxxx we hve great time x need very discreeet k bye x
:roll: :roll:
OK, I know not everyone's written English is the best, but come on :roll:
Needless to say, we won't be meeting him
hi im bi guy lov 2 meet sexi smooth tv mmmm ure gal can watch us ok me 6ft tanned very muscly smoothe guy married but hve thing 4 sexi tvs mmmmlov 2 meet me lancs 2 need very discreet soz no pics very gen guy cock bout 7 n thick not cut txt me plz we sort out ill call u after txt k no emails plz prom u wont b dissapointed me gen guy very hunky my discreet moby is xxxxxxxxxx we hve great time x need very discreeet k bye x
:roll: :roll: OK, I know not everyone's written English is the best, but come on :roll:
Needless to say, we won't be meeting him
