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Yo Sharky babe, missed this post! Glad it went well and when you're recovered we can try that Sharky/Pink?winey spitroast....
pink x
p.s. after you've mowed the lawns for Mrs DD of course lol

(Grabs lawnmower and supercharges engine, adds N02 and does lawns in seconds - his blades a blur with his feet and little legs pounding away like a scene from a video on fast forward...)
" OK... I'm ready!!!!" :bounce:
Ah but has Mrs DD approved it yet?
...rushes off to find if Winey logged in bolt
Mrs DD is currently tucked up in her favourite chair, glass of wine in hand and glued to some slushy film on the T.V. I have asked (like all good boys should worship ) if I can go out and play and was told.."You'd make a better door than a window.. so naff off out of the way of the screen".... Take that as a 'yes' then!!! :rascal:
...but....but that Winey's not feckin' online...hmm shall we start without him just to practise a little?
It has been said..(clears throat..) that 'pratice makes perfect' who am I to dispute such a claim?? dunno so..... a little bit of 'praticing :twisted: ' could be just what the doctor ordered! (in truth, the doctor didn't say a word, but he didn't say dont do it so I just think we should take that as an 'Okay'!!)
helllooooooo :grin:
Yo Sharky babe, missed this post! Glad it went well and when you're recovered we can try that Sharky/Pink?winey spitroast....
pink x
p.s. after you've mowed the lawns for Mrs DD of course lol

(Grabs lawnmower and supercharges engine, adds N02 and does lawns in seconds - his blades a blur with his feet and little legs pounding away like a scene from a video on fast forward...)
" OK... I'm ready!!!!" :bounce:
Ah but has Mrs DD approved it yet?
...rushes off to find if Winey logged in bolt
Mrs DD is currently tucked up in her favourite chair, glass of wine in hand and glued to some slushy film on the T.V. I have asked (like all good boys should worship ) if I can go out and play and was told.."You'd make a better door than a window.. so naff off out of the way of the screen".... Take that as a 'yes' then!!! :rascal:
...but....but that Winey's not feckin' online...hmm shall we start without him just to practise a little?
It has been said..(clears throat..) that 'pratice makes perfect' who am I to dispute such a claim?? dunno so..... a little bit of 'praticing :twisted: ' could be just what the doctor ordered! (in truth, the doctor didn't say a word, but he didn't say dont do it so I just think we should take that as an 'Okay'!!)
helllooooooo :grin:
Good evenin' sexy (nice jumper btw) Sharky and I were just carrying out doctor's orders....ready to help in his recuperation?
Quote by blueandpink
Yo Sharky babe, missed this post! Glad it went well and when you're recovered we can try that Sharky/Pink?winey spitroast....
pink x
p.s. after you've mowed the lawns for Mrs DD of course lol

(Grabs lawnmower and supercharges engine, adds N02 and does lawns in seconds - his blades a blur with his feet and little legs pounding away like a scene from a video on fast forward...)
" OK... I'm ready!!!!" :bounce:
Ah but has Mrs DD approved it yet?
...rushes off to find if Winey logged in bolt
Mrs DD is currently tucked up in her favourite chair, glass of wine in hand and glued to some slushy film on the T.V. I have asked (like all good boys should worship ) if I can go out and play and was told.."You'd make a better door than a window.. so naff off out of the way of the screen".... Take that as a 'yes' then!!! :rascal:
...but....but that Winey's not feckin' online...hmm shall we start without him just to practise a little?
It has been said..(clears throat..) that 'pratice makes perfect' who am I to dispute such a claim?? dunno so..... a little bit of 'praticing :twisted: ' could be just what the doctor ordered! (in truth, the doctor didn't say a word, but he didn't say dont do it so I just think we should take that as an 'Okay'!!)
helllooooooo :grin:
Good evenin' sexy (nice jumper btw) Sharky and I were just carrying out doctor's orders....ready to help in his recuperation?
yeah some nutter is selling these norw... norwe ....norwe..... stupid wolley jumpers on here think I got stung :giggle:
so where is sharky then ?
Me too, fell for the sales patter rolleyes
cccoooeeee Sharky.................
Sorry y'all, I was otherwise distracted by the 2nd race from Spain coming on the TV (Mrs DD's film finished just in time.. phew!)
We will have to sort out another 'BBQ' for a long, long, hot summers night.... wink
Shark walks away singing the lines from Alice Coopers 'poison' "black lace, on sweat...." :twisted: