Have you ever mis-read Log in Names ? . . . . . .

7 Dec 2005

. . . . . . . and how long was it until you realised ????????????????
A few weeks ago, I offered my back bedroom for one of our SH couples when I saw them asking for a crash pad so they could come to the Derby Social.
Me to her "I've asked Steveg and Sam if they would like to stay here, so they can do the Derby Social"
HLB "Oh, cool. But should we get some special food in for breakfast on the Saturday morning ?"
Me "Wtf ? dunno

"
HLB "Well, isn't he a vegitarian ? "
Me "Who ?????"
HLB "Steve veg"
Me "

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: "
HLB " :kick:

:censored: :kick::smackbottom::censored: :kick::censored: :smackbottom: "
P.S. I've waited this long before posting so she'll have forgotten about it bolt

7 Dec 2005

You do Breakfast :shock:
The SH munch bunch on their way round, breakfast for at least 40 please lol

7 Dec 2005

I know plenty of people misread my username, though having an intentional misspelling in it doesn't help. I would change it but that would confuse people (especially me).

7 Dec 2005

I always read sxboy's name as sexy boy, was a while before i realised what it actually was. redface

Am sure hes sexy all the same tho biggrin

Lindaxxx

7 Dec 2005

slight tangent, but i also mis-hear people...especially if they have strong accents
on a train up north i sat opposite a gorgeous stunning blonde scots lass, who ten mins into the journey leaned towards me and whispered 'I suppose we will get to edinburgh and have sex'
it took at least an hour for me to realise that what she had actually said was ' i suppose we will get to edinburgh at half six'

7 Dec 2005

Well dambuster it gives the phrase " A blonde moment" real meaning

7 Dec 2005

omg how funny. laughed my tits off

7 Dec 2005

Quote by melons
omg how funny. laughed my tits off

WOW, what lovely melons, melons

7 Dec 2005

Quote by naked-cleaner
omg how funny. laughed my tits off

WOW, what lovely melons, melons
Thank you so much x

8 Dec 2005

Quote by melons
omg how funny. laughed my tits off

MELONS ! ! ! ! ! !
Sweetie ! ! ! ! !
Where the bluddy (TM MIssy) hell have you been ???????
Welcome home kiss

If you need a hand (or mouth) putting your tits back on . . . . . . . . . . :twisted: :twisted:
btw - There are lotsmore "blonde moments" to tell.