Have you ever tried delay spray?
The reason we as is because we tried it last night! :twisted:
We needed some condoms yesterday so of to the chemist we went.
I was looking threw the various multicolour and flavoured condoms when Tony walked up to me with the biggest grin on his face and shown me his new weapon he had just spotted (was only ) :shock:
Must say though, Tony don't actually need delay spray, he can sometimes last for several hours, this was just a little bit of fun to see if it does work!
Anyway we brought the said condoms and the delay spray then left the chemist giggling because the chemist woman seems quite embarrassed because Tony asked her if her partner had ever used delay spray and if it worked! (She said she had never tried it)
Anyway, come to night time, we thought we would try it, Tony being a chicken didn't want to try it on his dick straight of, so it ended up on my finger... the instructions said 3 to 8 sprays, 5- 15 minutes before intercourse... We waited a good 20 minutes with my finger being covered in this said delay spray but it had no affect what so ever, my finger didn't feel numb, it didn't go floppy or anything.
Tony feeling somewhat braver now decided he would give it a try, he read the instructions once again...
They said.
Spray 2 to 8 times around the head and shaft of the penis 5 to 15 minutes before intercourse depending on individual needs.
Well Tony being Tony said well if it didn't do anything for your finger, maybe it’s just a cheap one and more would be needed. He first did a little tiny spray to the end of his willy....... oh boy did he hit the roof, he said it felt more like acid! After about 15 seconds the entire sting went away...so he proceeded to spray and spray and spray his dick with it until it was soaked in the stuff... He said with a smile... well it should do at least something now! :lol: :lol:
Anyway, as we was both very horny and wanted to try the affects of delay spray, we only gave it about 2 minutes and in this still wet with the delay spray went! :shock:
OMG! Did it sting! :shock:
Tony said yeah now you know how I felt!!! Anyway after about a minute it still was stinging but going away slowly thanks god!At this time Tony really couldn't feel his willy no more, he would pump away a few times then stop to see if it was in, it really was that dead.. :lol:
After about 20 minutes of vigorous sex we decided to change positions, it was at that point I realized my fanny was dead, that dead in fact, I told him it wasn't in yet when he looked it was. :lol:
So there is me and Tony going at it like to wild animals that needed to do it to survive yet neither of us could feel it, I hate to think what next doors and the people we
share our house with through because the bed was creaking that much from the force he was putting in to it to try to help us to feel something, then the bed completely broke, not just a little bit, I mean, the hole bed went threw, we ended up on the floor! :taz:
Me and Tony at this time were in hysterics but still proceeded to continue and continue and continue.... for about 5 hours and none stop, like wild animals.
Early hours of this morning, He finally got there, I really did think he was going to have a heart attack, you know when the guy ejaculates and you can feel his heart rate speed up if you feel his chest?... well Tony's felt like it was going to pop out his chest! lol He came the strongest and longest he has ever done. :twisted:
Because of how hard he came, this for me was the best experience I have ever had, far better than any orgasm or anything, just seeing a guy in that state and enjoy it so much and the look on the face did it for me, It was kind of like a mental orgasm I had if that makes sense? :twisted: :shock:
:D Once his heart rate ad slowed a little he started working on me.... nope I told him, its no good I can't feel a bloody thing! :lol: So Tony being quite persistent was trying for about 1/2 hour... still I couldn't feel a thing... I just wanted a fag! :lol:
He gave up, we had a fag then went sleep. :giveup:
This morning.... boy was my fanny sore that sore in fact I have used a little delay spray to deaden it a little (worked) :lol:
What we have learned from this story........
1) Always read and follow the instructions carefully. :shock:
2) When using delay spray, make sure it’s dried before sticking it in the woman. :lol:
3) I can orgasm mentally and it’s just as good, if not better than physically orgasm. :twisted:
4) Delay spray has more than 1 usage. :D
5) Its all well and good going at it like your bionic 1/2 the night but think of walking about like a penguin next day.
ops: And finally and the best one....... Delay spray really does work but ffs don't over do it!
Shaz x
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