having a 'wide on' ....and general hornyness

Sex God

6 Jul 2006

Me... I know who I want.. I just cant get hold of her & she lives too damn far from me... & she's away this weekend!
redface

im climbing the walls now!
& I know havin a wank will just make it worse so I can't be arsed!
Please help!!!
I cant find me Bromide mad

Sex God

6 Jul 2006

Quote by redpantherman
Me... I know who I want.. I just cant get hold of her & she lives too damn far from me... & she's away this weekend!
im climbing the walls now!
& I know havin a wank will just make it worse so I can't be arsed!
Please help!!!
I cant find me Bromide

you should go find a bucket and save it till you meet Sassy wink

Sex God

6 Jul 2006

Quote by redpantherman
& I know havin a wank will just make it worse so I can't be arsed!

aint that the truth!! there are times when the rabbit/ 5 knuckle shuffle just wont do - or worse, just adds to the frustration giving no actual release lol

:violin:

6 Jul 2006

I know! Sometimes it does make it worse!
As for the original question.... I will think about it and get back to you!

Sex God

6 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Me... I know who I want.. I just cant get hold of her & she lives too damn far from me... & she's away this weekend!
im climbing the walls now!
& I know havin a wank will just make it worse so I can't be arsed!
Please help!!!
I cant find me Bromide

you should go find a bucket and save it till you meet Sassy wink

Damn you Sir!!!
I challenge you to a pork sword fight duel

:giggle:

6 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
As for the original question.... I will think about you and get back to it !

:shock:

6 Jul 2006

Well I have to admit I'm horny 24/7 ( even worse this week ) so it's the NONE-horny feeling I find hard to cope with :giggle:
I know what you mean though about rabbits not quite up to the job at times and sometimes they do make you feel like wanting more. :twisted:

6 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
you should go find a bucket and save it till you meet Sassy

and WTF is he gonna do with it when he DOES meet me??? :shock:

Sex God

6 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Well I have to admit I'm horny 24/7 ( even worse this week ):

how can you be worse than 24/7 dunno

is this some sort of welsh maths derivitive?

6 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Well I have to admit I'm horny 24/7 ( even worse this week ):

how can you be worse than 24/7 dunno

is this some sort of welsh maths derivitive?
naff off you daft bat poke

everyone knows there's horny as in rabbit-relieving horny and there's 'OMG, I need it right NOW' type horny. rolleyes

ladies with PMT will know exactly what I mean by that
didn't you learn anything in school? :giggle:

Sex God

6 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

you should go find a bucket and save it till you meet Sassy

and WTF is he gonna do with it when he DOES meet me??? :shock: :wanker:
edit... :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:

6 Jul 2006

Quote by redpantherman

you should go find a bucket and save it till you meet Sassy

and WTF is he gonna do with it when he DOES meet me??? :shock: :wanker:
is that all???
lightweight rolleyes

:giggle:

Sex God

6 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

you should go find a bucket and save it till you meet Sassy

and WTF is he gonna do with it when he DOES meet me??? :shock: :wanker:
is that all???
lightweight rolleyes

:giggle:
Just try liftin it when I've finished :rascal:

Firelizard

Sex God

6 Jul 2006

Quote by Darkfire
Feeling especially horny today, with no chance of getting any cos other stuff is taking priority at the moment, I was thinking (and giggling to myself) about Sassy's (??) comments about us fems getting a 'wide on' (:giggle: - that just cracks me up, sorry!)
I mentioned this to someone a couple of weeks ago and apparently its not just me who does the pussy twitch & nostril flaring thing if I see something / someone I find particularly horny :twisted: - but I'm interested in how you lot experience that 'i need it and i need it now' feeling?
and does anyone else have shares in vileda supermop? :lol:

You and me both Dark passionkiss

I dare'nt brush a nipple accidently with my hand or arm as it sends a pulse down to "me bits" hmmmm I wonder if I could find a way to generate electricity that way :idea: :giggle:
Love
Fire xxxx

Sex God

6 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Well I have to admit I'm horny 24/7 ( even worse this week ):

how can you be worse than 24/7 dunno

is this some sort of welsh maths derivitive?
naff off you daft bat poke

everyone knows there's horny as in rabbit-relieving horny and there's 'OMG, I need it right NOW' type horny. rolleyes

ladies with PMT will know exactly what I mean by that
didn't you learn anything in school? :giggle:
:thumbup: - now THAT'S the kind of horny I mean lol

- the 'fuck me now and keep doing it til i pass out, and if you stop, you'll die' type of hormonal horny

:rotflmao:

sussexguy

Orgasminator

6 Jul 2006

Quote by redpantherman

you should go find a bucket and save it till you meet Sassy

and WTF is he gonna do with it when he DOES meet me??? :shock: :wanker:
is that all???
lightweight rolleyes

:giggle:
Just try liftin it when I've finished :rascal:
So that's what the term 'heavy cummer' means.

6 Jul 2006

Quote by Darkfire
Well I have to admit I'm horny 24/7 ( even worse this week ):

how can you be worse than 24/7 dunno

is this some sort of welsh maths derivitive?
naff off you daft bat poke

everyone knows there's horny as in rabbit-relieving horny and there's 'OMG, I need it right NOW' type horny. rolleyes

ladies with PMT will know exactly what I mean by that
didn't you learn anything in school? :giggle:
:thumbup: - now THAT'S the kind of horny I mean lol

- the 'fuck me now and keep doing it til i pass out, and if you stop, you'll die' type of hormonal horny

:rotflmao:
DF hunni, get your sweet little butt down here this weekend :twisted:
and bring Pink with you kiss

6 Jul 2006

I have to laff my ass off, cos I'm gonna get it kicked for this redface

:scared:
Having a wide on . . . . . . . . . .
Obviously, because we live together and have spent very little time apart recently, we've gotten to know each others' bodies quite well (still learning/discovering/etc tho)
So much so, that we - like most couples - are able to "read" each other. The eyes, nostrils difference in breathing pattern . . you know the kind of things.
We've both been reading and contributing in one of the threads this morning, but because I've been preoccupied with something else (vanilla/real life) I think my senses have been dulled.
The thread, and her imaginations gave her a wide on unbeknown to me surprised

ops:
I start up the stairs to go have a "splash bath"
I turn round, half way up and she's behind; then beside me with (what I thoughtwas) the huggy/kissy look and stance.
Me "Where're you goin ?"
HLB "Upstairs" . . . Glint.
So I let her pass. Ladies first and all that.
Copping a feel as she passes, it becomes clear she has a wide on :shock:
In my best manly macho voice, and deep Yorkshire dialect . . . "Get up stairs you ! !"
Her - :giggle:
I turn to go back downstairs and say "And shout me when my bath's ready"
Her :stompsfoot:
(Maybe you had to be there :oops: )

Sex God

6 Jul 2006

I'm going to sue my old school, bastards made me do maths and french instead of ladies horn 101 mad

Sex God

6 Jul 2006

Quote by firelizard
You and me both Dark
I dare'nt brush a nipple accidently with my hand or arm as it sends a pulse down to "me bits" hmmmm I wonder if I could find a way to generate electricity that way :idea: :giggle:
Love
Fire xxxx

just stick ya finger in the plug socket hun, there's enough energy to power the national grid for a week all pent up down there you know wink

worst of it is, I aint got PMT, it's injection day tomorrow - which means there's no nasty stomach cramps or icky feelings to make this go away :lol: - my pm box is now closed for the duration cos mood i'm in i've only got to get one of those 'fancy a shag' pm's and i might just fall for it rolleyes

6 Jul 2006

You have a PM
bolt

Sex God

6 Jul 2006

celestria

Sex God

6 Jul 2006

I am incredibly horny today... first day of post week and I'm always really horny that week, making up for a bit of lost time I guess. Combine that with the weather conditions and I need fektart home from work like 3 hours ago ffs. Kids will be going to bed at 5 tonight at this rate :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

H__x

Sex God

6 Jul 2006

Must be the weather.
And despite being out at parties and concerts etc all weekend - not a glimmer of an offer. (was going to use the phrase 'not a sausage' but decided against it)
H.x

redwine_lover

Sex God

6 Jul 2006

Quote by celestria
I am incredibly horny today... first day of post week and I'm always really horny that week, making up for a bit of lost time I guess. Combine that with the weather conditions and I need fektart home from work like 3 hours ago ffs. Kids will be going to bed at 5 tonight at this rate :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

am too hot...in a suit as well.. can only muster a "lazy lob" in this heat ..hahah
got no football to blame these days
:happy:
When does the premiership start again????
RWL
xx

redwine_lover

Sex God

6 Jul 2006

Quote by Darkfire

You and me both Dark
I dare'nt brush a nipple accidently with my hand or arm as it sends a pulse down to "me bits" hmmmm I wonder if I could find a way to generate electricity that way :idea: :giggle:
Love
Fire xxxx

just stick ya finger in the plug socket hun, there's enough energy to power the national grid for a week all pent up down there you know wink

worst of it is, I aint got PMT, it's injection day tomorrow - which means there's no nasty stomach cramps or icky feelings to make this go away :lol: - my pm box is now closed for the duration cos mood i'm in i've only got to get one of those 'fancy a shag' pm's and i might just fall for it rolleyes

"fancy a shag??"
hump

RWL
xx