I ........... solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe (but still within my budget)........ I shell never surrender!
Said my bit (obviously with a little alteration).
Debs
How does this sound???
I ........... solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss . . . keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven what ever the challenge maybe........ I shall never surrender!
spousey xxx
I teppic solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender!
there
teppic
xxx
I ........... solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender!
badger boy,
p.s. Berksbex has got me worried tho
You mean I can put my name down now?
Or do I have to log on at 11pm tomorrow?
I don't think I will be able to log on at 11pm tomorrow (I hope) so count me now please.
Mollie
I, Happy Cats solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender!
Especially the piss taking bit, you daft old mare!
I Pete_sw, solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss . . . keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven what ever the challenge maybe........ I shall never surrender!
Stolen from Spousey, coz I liked that one the best
I ........... solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender!
I am here as much as I can, which recently seems to be every fecking waking minute, when I am capable of lucid thought, when I am breathing, when I am singing, when I am crying, when I am frustrated, when I am happy - and all the other times.
Thanks for the facility - it's more than worthy of praise.
I ........... solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven except if it costs ........ I shell never surrender!
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Sorry - didn't read it properly. I tried a white box again and it didn't come off. But cound me in please.
Mollie xx
We norfolknewbies do sodomny swear...That from this day forward...I will continue to take the piss...Keep my humour...hold my licker ....and at all times...we shall never suspender...we will fight them on the bitches and in the hair....we shall never remember...for mine is the vodka...the labour and tory..for ever and ever ....amen(and women)
...... haven’t got much of me life left.......... so now come on form a orderly cue now please ........I need a head count to see who is still with us!. And yes that means all you newbie’s and all those sneaky buggers up there hiding MODs too and chat room ops you don’t think your going to escape 
ooooo YES AND YOU the new owners!. .... ......Debs rubs hands! 
love it but i think ya forgot to put ya name in...... come here come on shhhhhh it should go after the I
