Hello all,
Not quite newly laid - but breaking out as it were. Newly hatched chick from the south midlands looking to take my first steps on my own in here. Been hanging around in safety of the background for a while, but feeling fluffy today and thought I would take the plunge.
Freerange Chick
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Hello - newly hatched here
Sex God
Helloooooooo, chick. If you get any grief from those naughty boys on here, give me a shout and I'll sort them out for you 
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:boxing: May I bid thee a resounding welcome !You most certainly may Carpathian
Thankyou - getting fluffier now 8) If you get any grief from those naughty boys on here, give me a shout and I'll sort them out for youOooooo - who are the naughty ones then Bluexxx? Just so I know which ones to concentrate on :twisted:
Chick
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Sex God
Well, put it this way, if you see Fred IGNORE HIM. Kat is a little demon too when he has his claws out, and definately look out for Carparthian - he'll try to make you dress all gothy for his jollies 
Sex God
Hi there chick,
Welcome to the free range discussion forum. It is true farmer's Blue and Jags do like to keep us poor little defencless animals in line with regular Kit inspections but every once in a while we all try and escape from our pens and into the GFZ.
By the way, the fluffy look really suits you
Welcome to the free range discussion forum. It is true farmer's Blue and Jags do like to keep us poor little defencless animals in line with regular Kit inspections but every once in a while we all try and escape from our pens and into the GFZ.
By the way, the fluffy look really suits you
Quote by Sappho
A very warm welcome FreeRangeChick!
The chaps here a pretty harmless - we rely on Bluexxx and Jags to keep them in line.
Have fun in the Forum!
Sappho xxx
Sappho, you leave us boys alone, i've never upset anyone,
, just kidding.A big big welcome to you Freerangechick,
have fun.PoshnBecks
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
I must say you make a very pleasant change from the oven-ready self-basting old birds we usually get round here! :P
How come most Chicks come with a rabbit now-a-days? Some times I just don't feel that hungry to eat both of them.
How come most Chicks come with a rabbit now-a-days? Some times I just don't feel that hungry to eat both of them.Stick to Chicks, eating rabbits has a nasty side effect - all your teeth fall out.
Welcome to the forum!Blue said you could be a little demon, is this you with your claws out Kat? Not as impressive as your reputation led me to believe!
I must say you make a very pleasant change from the oven-ready self-basting old birds we usually get round here!
Chick
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Sexlightened
Welcome to the forum chick hope you have loads of fun here 
And a mighty warm welcome from me too FRC - I hope you keep on getting fluffier and fluffier and then the men will be spitting feathers!! lol
As for me keeping the men in check, it's the best place for them, lined up, naked and handcuffed (though I do try to avoid Fred's pink fluffy cuffs as they're a touch effeminate for my liking).
Have fun, roam around, peck at the blokes and cluck with us women.
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As for me keeping the men in check, it's the best place for them, lined up, naked and handcuffed (though I do try to avoid Fred's pink fluffy cuffs as they're a touch effeminate for my liking).
Have fun, roam around, peck at the blokes and cluck with us women.
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Sex God
Quote by Jags
As for me keeping the men in check, it's the best place for them, lined up, naked and handcuffed
Oh hi Jags I didn't see you there.
Quickly gets undressed and stands to attention covering his modesty with his claws.
It's a bit too cold to be standing around naked for a role call, I don't care if you are the msitress Jags (aka the supreme Scots Siren).
Thankyou all for the very warm welcome and all the advice - what a lovely bunch you are
Jags wrote:
Chick
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Jags wrote:
it's the best place for them, lined up, naked and handcuffed (though I do try to avoid Fred's pink fluffy cuffs as they're a touch effeminate for my liking).just as I like them Jags :twisted: Can't say I like the idea of Fred's fluffy pink handcuffs though - doesn't he know that Pink clashes with yellow
Chick
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Sex God
Well, with Chicks permission I will put my nice moleskin clothes back on and crawl back into my hole.
Hmmm, I think I'll have a rabbit for tea.
Hmmm, I think I'll have a rabbit for tea.
Orgasminator
Welcome to the Cafe FRC,
Don't take the female moderators too seriously they all went to the Germain Greer School of Female Domination. Be a nice girl, stand up to them, you will find you get a lot more attention from the men.
Harry0
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Feminism is the curse of civilised society.
Don't take the female moderators too seriously they all went to the Germain Greer School of Female Domination. Be a nice girl, stand up to them, you will find you get a lot more attention from the men.
Harry0
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Feminism is the curse of civilised society.
It's a bit too cold to be standing around naked for a role call, I don't care if you are the msitress Jags (aka the supreme Scots Siren).
Shouldn't that be a mole call?
:shock: and I cannot believe you just said that the lovely Jags had a gob like an air raid siren! :shock:
Shame on you! Jags
are you OK hun? nasty mean molemanlhk
Kat
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
Shame on you! Jags
Thankyou Jags but I think I can stand up for myself.
Who am I kidding, slap away.... :twisted:
I'm too busy trying to poach an egg from Chick to be bothered with what Kat can muster. However I do remember the poor treatment Fred got and countless others all from a Kat quote.
