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30 Dec 2003

Thankyou Jags but I think I can stand up for myself.

That's not what the graffiti says on the BFZ toilet walls! wink

OUCH!Jags ! That was a hard one! :cry:
lhk
Kat

30 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
That's not what the graffiti says on the BFZ toilet walls!

I'm suprised you could read it as it is written in German... :P

Quote by KitKat
OUCH! Jags ! That was a hard one! :cry:
lhk
Kat

What did Jags hit that was so hard? :shock:

30 Dec 2003

welcome frc im new here to exellent site do you agree

Oh I most certainly do agree Aownen. Thanks for your welcome.
Jags, what is the BFZ confused

Chick
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30 Dec 2003

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I only hit him on his helmet - but it looked SO angry and red that I won't do that again!!!
As for BFZ/GFZ - theoritically they are Blokes Free Zone and Girls Free Zone but no-one really gives a toss and the blokes storm in like they are the flipping Vikings. (Does the term 'bloke with two horns' make any sense??). Usually open from Friday a.m. to Sunday p.m. but the housekeeping staff have gone awol for a while now - can't get the calibre of staff these days you know! Men just don't like to wear the French Maid outfit in public anymore. :happy: :happy: :happy:

30 Dec 2003

First....Hi Freerange and welcome to the mad house lol

BFZ does not mean Biker Free Zone or Biker F***s Zeberdee.....Oh, don't know though sounds like fun...Boing Boing :shock:
Have fun and don't let Jags lead you astray....Stick close to me, leather and feather always go well together wink

:wink:

30 Dec 2003

MOI???? Lead FreeRangeChick astray?? huh!! Chance would be a fine thing!
I am the model of discretion, give out soothing noises and only ever slap the needy.
x xx

30 Dec 2003

only ever slap the needy.

And some men are sooooo needy, eh Jags wink

Chick
x
mmmmmm leather and feather - now there's a thought :twisted:

30 Dec 2003

Love the sound of 'leather and feather' ...
wink

30 Dec 2003

So do I - sounds kinky doesn't it! :twisted:

30 Dec 2003

Love the sound of 'leather and feather' ...

Now that sounds like a shop worth visiting 'Leather, Feather and Battery Toys' lol

:twisted:
Chick
x

30 Dec 2003

:rotflmao: :lickface:

30 Dec 2003

Welcome little birdie!!! (sorry it's late but I've been busy)
Have fun!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
(if you see Fred & Dawn Mids - ignore them)

30 Dec 2003

Spring chicken or old broiler? lol

:lol: :lol:
Either way welcome, we are all a little "fowl" mouthed anyway, so you should fit in perfectly! 8)
Fred
XXXX
(C'mon Wilma - back to the bedroom!)

30 Dec 2003

(if you see Fred & Dawn Mids - ignore them)

Did you hear something Wilma?
Chick
x

30 Dec 2003

Well a little bird told me something. wink

Bless Dawn's little socks.....how can I possibly make people ignore her. But Fred.....well you'll have to make up your own mind. Ask KitKat....they speak very highly of him!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

30 Dec 2003

(if you see Fred & Dawn Mids - ignore them)

Did you hear something Wilma?
Chick
x

30 Dec 2003

Quote by freerangechick
(if you see Fred & Dawn Mids - ignore them)

Did you hear something Wilma?
Chick
x
Are you repeating yourself my little chikadeee?
I heard you the first time.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

30 Dec 2003

I am sorry Wilma, there was this awful noise going on in my ears at the time, all yabba dabba doo diddly dum. Awful it was.
Chick

30 Dec 2003

No Hun - she knows you are getting hard of hearing in your old age!
C'mon - get a move on hun, all very well chatting to them newbies but they aint coming over tonight! :shock:

30 Dec 2003

:doh: took a stupid pill from Fred's drawer - sorry just got what you meant!
I don't believe I am now publicly humiliating myself by telling you that I didn't get the ignore bit!
Bugga, Bugga, Bugga!!!
Love
Wilma :sad:
x x x x

30 Dec 2003

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
:doh: took a stupid pill from Fred's draw - sorry just got what you meant!

You mean drawer hun? Told you not to take any - they don't have any effect when you are as stupid as that! lol

Fred
xxxxxxxxx

30 Dec 2003

:shock: There it goes again! :shock:

30 Dec 2003

Fred, darling I haven't a clue what you are talking about. Check my post again hun!!! rolleyes

Love
Wilma
x x x x

30 Dec 2003

Quote by freerangechick
:shock: There it goes again! :shock:

What Chick?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

30 Dec 2003

Last edited by WilmaFlintstone on Tue Dec 30, 2003 8:16 pm; edited 1 time in total

Ahem! Trying to hide it now eh?
I ain't as stupid as I am cabbage lookin'!

30 Dec 2003

Quote by FredFlintstone

Ahem! Trying to hide it now eh?
I ain't as stupid as I am cabbage lookin'!

Oh but you are Fred.....you really are!!! More than you know!!
Oh What fun!!! wink

Love
Wilma
x x x x

30 Dec 2003

I am soooo glad I had all those private girlie chats this afternoon, you learn so much over coffee. He is seems to be exactly as described!
Chick

30 Dec 2003

Quote by freerangechick
I am soooo glad I had all those private girlie chats this afternoon, you learn so much over coffee. He is seems to be exactly as described!

And what a nice coffee it was Chick. Must do it again soon...lot's to tell.
Right off to Swing - literally!!!!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

30 Dec 2003

Quote by freerangechick
I am soooo glad I had all those private girlie chats this afternoon, you learn so much over coffee. He is seems to be exactly as described!
Chick

I guess I kinda understood what you tried to say. confused

I understand that English may sometimes be difficult when it is a second language....
Does that mean I have blotted my copy book? Am I not in favour?
Are they all talking ill of me behind my back? Ohhhhhhh woe is me! Where have I gone wrong? Why do I seem to stumble from one disaster to another? Why do I only open my mouth to change feet? Has nobody anything nice to say about me?
I guess that means I am an outcast now.....
I know.....
Just ignore me......
Wilma said that anyway....
*sigh*

31 Dec 2003

Wilma, have you got any idea what that awful noise is - it seems to start up as soon as you have posted? :? Ummm, although it does seem to be changing into a little annoying whine now rolleyes

Anyway, I won't worry about that little triviality - yes, I'd love to have coffee again sometime, you can tell me all about those real men who helped you out of (or was that into) your new swing wink

Mwah
Chick
x
*covers her ears with her hands before that noise starts up again*