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I was trying to think of clever subject headings, but maybe the direct way will attract more attention! lol
OK, I need some help please, and I'm sure some of you are eminently qualified to help on this one! I stupidly broke up with my ex, forgetting that all the porn I'd been so enjoying was actually his, and losing the man meant losing the movies.... oops.
Still, simple solution, I can buy my own and have the porn without the hassle :twisted: And that's where I need some advice - I've just been browsing through the DVD link on the side of SH, and it's all a bit confusing. I don't know enough about porn to know what'll be good, and I don't want to spend lots of money on crap stuff.
So - here's what I'm looking for, vaguely. Mostly straight stuff, some girl-on-girl, lots of blowjobs, lots of fucking, big tits, stars who aren't too plastic-looking, nothing too kinky, but also not that 'porn for the ladies' crap which is all about the storylines - I don't care about the storyline, I just want the sex! :lol: Basically a good old-fashioned porno that won't turn out to feature extraordinarily hairy people weeing on each other or anything like that.
All suggestions gratefully received, and at least one of them acted upon... smile
Cocoa x
come on over, have a collection of about 100 stuck in the loft, I'm sure you can find some that you like, your more than welcome to them lol
You'd be welcome to come and look at my modest little library
Or seriously (but not for long) some of the sex shops have come out of the dark (seedy) ages and are pretty much like walking round a supermarket these days.
I can think of one particular chain but it's based mainly in the S Yorkshire area.
They have literally hundereds of titles and the staff are very helpful and quite knowledgable.
its been awhile since ive downloaded any....
ive never actually bought any except maybe the odd mag in my younger days....
there are a lot of places to get free porn downloads.....BUT....it is better if you have a knowledge of computers etc upto a certain degree....
any DVD title is available more or less but it can be fraught with hidden dangers such as trackers/virus's etc etc.....
i have about 150 DVDs all of which have been downloaded and are all DVD quality.....but i have good protection against the baddies heehee.....
the most availability is through using shareware programs though these are also the 1s that have popups and cookie munchers.....
hope this helps to inform you of the other way of getting your DVDs and of the inherant dangers
dargento
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the most availability is through using shareware programs though these are also the 1s that have popups and cookie munchers.....
dargento

That's a badthing to have in a porno dvd ????
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the most availability is through using shareware programs though these are also the 1s that have popups and cookie munchers.....
dargento

That's a badthing to have in a porno dvd ????
Even worse when you have them in your biscuit tin!! confused :? :? :? :?
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extraordinarily hairy people weeing on each other Cocoa x

cool Cool, what was it called confused: wink lol
Regards
Harry Jones
PS I got my first ever porn DVD the other day off of E-bay
Quote by HarryJones
PS I got my first ever porn DVD the other day off of E-bay

First :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by makingcocoa
I was trying to think of clever subject headings, but maybe the direct way will attract more attention! lol
OK, I need some help please, and I'm sure some of you are eminently qualified to help on this one! I stupidly broke up with my ex, forgetting that all the porn I'd been so enjoying was actually his, and losing the man meant losing the movies.... oops.
Still, simple solution, I can buy my own and have the porn without the hassle :twisted: And that's where I need some advice - I've just been browsing through the DVD link on the side of SH, and it's all a bit confusing. I don't know enough about porn to know what'll be good, and I don't want to spend lots of money on crap stuff.
So - here's what I'm looking for, vaguely. Mostly straight stuff, some girl-on-girl, lots of blowjobs, lots of fucking, big tits, stars who aren't too plastic-looking, nothing too kinky, but also not that 'porn for the ladies' crap which is all about the storylines - I don't care about the storyline, I just want the sex! :lol: Basically a good old-fashioned porno that won't turn out to feature extraordinarily hairy people weeing on each other or anything like that.
All suggestions gratefully received, and at least one of them acted upon... smile
Cocoa x

There's the Erotica fair where you can pick up many titles with different themes. It can be a bit daunting if you don't know what you're looking for specifically. I would stay clear of downloading them unless you know how to protect yourself against viruses and spyware. Try going to Ann Summers or a similar upper market sex shop and browsing the titles there, if you don't like any you buy I'm sure there's plenty others who'd happily take it off your hands :lol:
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PS I got my first ever porn DVD the other day off of E-bay

First :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well I have looked at them in shops and thought how much, I mean I normally even only buy normal dvd's in sales for a fiver. Some of us have crap jobs with crap money :!:
I'm with HJ, I can't afford to buy loads of DVDs. Unfortunately am not particularly clever about viruses and stuff either, so I'm not going to be doing lots of downloading! Dewi, I think you're probably right, I need to have a browse around somewhere like Ann Summers.
Cheers for the replies and the PMs, everyone!
Cocoa x
go download it
from limelight ............... :twisted:
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go download it
from limelight ............... :twisted:

err, limewire? :grin:
I used to have porn dvd's for sale, (long before I joined SH) but unfortunatley trading standard officers took a dim view of it, and took the lot....................... :cry:
Got the names of some good female on female titles if your interested
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Strange thought porn was banned on Ebay. QXL allows it though
marie

I thought so too, I think he got away with it as the titles may have confused people, I dread to think how many kayak canoeists and yachtsmen lol I had trying to outbid me and pushing the price up, was well worth it though, I picked a classic. biggrin
Regards
Harry Jones
pffft paying for porn when your on the internet is not the done thing...
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the most availability is through using shareware programs though these are also the 1s that have popups and cookie munchers.....
dargento

Just BEWARE if you use a shareware program, you don't know exactly what you are getting and there are some nasty perverts on the internet who use these programs to share some very nasty things.
Cocoa
I've just sent you a PM for a free site that seems to be OK. No credit card details, no viruses, trojans or spyware that I can find. It just requires a valid email address to send your member details that DOESN'T get spammed straight after (or at all as far as I can tell).
Dave
PS: Anybody else interested just PM me (I don't think you are allowed to post web addresses on here biggrin
you can lend dvd's from your local library rolleyes
we found a good site for porn, it's totally free and the movies are just shagging, theres millions of different types tho.

no credit cards or anything, you only need a vaild email addy
Damn this new job - one subject I think I could hold a reasoned conversation about AND prove to my mum that all the porn I have / had is / was useful to me ( more than fugging algebra at any rate! ) - and I bloody missed it!
Hey SmokerJim, cheers for dredging this one up from the depths! lol
Next munch we both get to, I'm going to hold you to the promise of a reasoned conversation about this! biggrin
Cocoa x
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you can lend dvd's from your local library rolleyes

Lend from?? I usually keep out of the whole grammar thing, but it's lend to, borrow from!! ;) Sorry, that's the Mum in me coming out.
Next thing I have to say though (and on-topic as well lol) is "does your library have porn in it's collection??!"
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we found a good site for porn, it's totally free and the movies are just shagging, theres millions of different types tho.

no credit cards or anything, you only need a vaild email addy

I tried it but it went on asked for my address and then Credit card details
Is I wrong or what????
See ya Me
Quote by makingcocoa
Basically a good old-fashioned porno that won't turn out to feature extraordinarily hairy people weeing on each other or anything like that.
Cocoa x

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
OOOOPPPS Got an email that gives you a password... so don't have to give details..
He said more in hope than anger
see ya Me
Hiya Cocoa,
I know of a site where you can purchase copies of dvd porn and also the genuine article,
the copies are £2 each, no covers though!! he's got hundreds of them and you can pay by cheque!! takes about a week to receive them, i know a few people who have had them from there, they are excellent quality too!
If you want i can send you the web site address if you PM me!!
PnH