Help OMG ! :shock:

8 Nov 2005

Quote by wild rose and the stag
crisis
just had rude text from sams mum and im letting sam know on here right now , i didnt mean to what should i do , cant find the delete or edit button on my pc and my mouse has run off...........
i hope sam doesnt see it as she still thinks her mum is as sweet and inocent as her mum thinks sam is
?????????????????????????
staggy :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
U lot crack me up !!! and have I mentioned ............ I love my sister-in-law
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

8 Nov 2005

damn - we never did get to find out what you text to her mad

come on pm me i wont tell anyone honest :fuckinghell:

8 Nov 2005

You got out of that one very nicely lol

Now pm me the text im dying to know what you sent your mum wink

8 Nov 2005

God .. how many PM's ................ u nosey lot !!!
All I will admit to ............. it started with Hi Sexybum ..........................the rest of it you can guess !
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

8 Nov 2005

don't worry babe if shes as blonde as you she not understand it anyway

8 Nov 2005

lol ......... I know !!!
She had 12 text messages and thought they were something to do with houses ??????
coz apparently the symbol for mail looks like a house to my Mum ?
Is there any hope for me ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

8 Nov 2005

Just thank God she did think they were houses
or you would have been in very deep doo doo

8 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
I got a message received confirmation about 10 secs after I sent it and she is 2 hours away from me .......... in a fast car !!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

My phone just gives me a confirmation when the message has got to the network, not when it's got to the other end. Just wondered if there were any networks where you got informed when the message was delivered...

8 Nov 2005

my phone says message delivery report ........... message successfully recieved !
Doesnt that mean the person I sent it to has received the message ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxx

8 Nov 2005

tell her a naughty mod done it for a joke ............er and you went banans ( lol

) er ............and that naughty mod ate ya lol hehe now we all waiting for the conclusion sam xxxxxx

8 Nov 2005

I have a spare room to rent !!!

8 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
lol ......... I know !!!
She had 12 text messages and thought they were something to do with houses ??????
coz apparently the symbol for mail looks like a house to my Mum ?
Is there any hope for me ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I hate to worry you, but don't they look like a house only after you have opened them! :shock:
As they have now been deleted, I suggest you drop a few hints about Alzheimers - and if she brings up the subject again, insinuate the phrase "moving into a home" into the conversation!! wink

8 Nov 2005

Quote by devondelight
tell her you've got a phone virus. anyone over 40 will believe it

Right you GBH for you .. over 40 in deed

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
whip

:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
:kick: :kick: :kick: :kick:
DD

And when you've finished with him - let me get at him!!!!!!
:censored: :boxing: :smackbottom: duel

:taz:

8 Nov 2005

Quote by NLondonJohn
lol ......... I know !!!
She had 12 text messages and thought they were something to do with houses ??????
coz apparently the symbol for mail looks like a house to my Mum ?
Is there any hope for me ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I hate to worry you, but don't they look like a house only after you have opened them! :shock:
As they have now been deleted, I suggest you drop a few hints about Alzheimers - and if she brings up the subject again, insinuate the phrase "moving into a home" into the conversation!! wink

:shock: :shock: :shock:
:giggle:

8 Nov 2005

Did you manage to sort it with your Mom?
Let us know how you got on - I can't sit and enjoy my tea until I know everything's ok!
:confused:

8 Nov 2005

FallenAngel
Everything is great thanx babe ................. my sister-in-law deleted it. My Mum didnt see it. So panic over.
Thanx
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

8 Nov 2005

Phew!

8 Nov 2005

could have said Steve borrowed your phone!
blame the men bolt

C x

8 Nov 2005

Simply be honest with her sam hun............
say you are shaggin this bloke and that ya are both swingers... tell her you like nothing more than casual sex with as many strangers as possible etc etc etc and she will reply with something like......... " Oh if ya can't be serious I am not even going to talk about it"

8 Nov 2005

Quote by Calista
could have said Steve borrowed your phone!
blame the men
C x

If my sis-in-law hadnt sorted it ................ I was gonna ask Steve to ring my Mum and say we were just having a giggle.
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

8 Nov 2005

Quote by Joanne-ish
I have a spare room to rent !!!

:dunno: :dunno:

8 Nov 2005

Quote by TallFunLondon
I have a spare room to rent !!!

:dunno: :dunno:
Oi you ........... leave her alone !!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

8 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
tell her you've got a phone virus. anyone over 40 will believe it

Right you GBH for you .. over 40 in deed

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
whip

:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
:kick: :kick: :kick: :kick:
DD

And when you've finished with him - let me get at him!!!!!!
:censored: :boxing: :smackbottom: duel

:taz:
Then send him over here please..................

8 Nov 2005

Quote by Blondie
Fallen Angel
Everything is great thanks babe ................. my sister-in-law deleted it. My Mum didn't see it. So panic over.
Thanks
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

bloody hell blond you got little old Debs here in hot flusses....thank goodness its sorted
Lucky me mum cannot work out a Mobil but i have been caught out by me 18 year old newpew........ redface

ops: :oops: :oops:

8 Nov 2005

Quote by Sarah
tell her you've got a phone virus. anyone over 40 will believe it

Right you GBH for you .. over 40 in deed

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
whip

:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
:kick: :kick: :kick: :kick:
DD

And when you've finished with him - let me get at him!!!!!!
:censored: :boxing: :smackbottom: duel

:taz:
Then send him over here please..................
think i picked a good week to be busy bolt

see you all in december

8 Nov 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Fallen Angel
Everything is great thanks babe ................. my sister-in-law deleted it. My Mum didn't see it. So panic over.
Thanks
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

bloody hell blond you got little old Debs here in hot flusses....thank goodness its sorted
Lucky me mum cannot work out a Mobil but i have been caught out by me 18 year old newpew........ redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
Debbiewebs .............. woooops lol

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

8 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
Fallen Angel
Everything is great thanks babe ................. my sister-in-law deleted it. My Mum didn't see it. So panic over.
Thanks
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

bloody hell blond you got little old Debs here in hot flusses....thank goodness its sorted
Lucky me mum cannot work out a Mobil but i have been caught out by me 18 year old newpew........ redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
Debbiewebs .............. woooops lol

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
blonda willl ya stop kissing me like that.......... i will end up getting me hot flusses back :oops: see

8 Nov 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Fallen Angel
Everything is great thanks babe ................. my sister-in-law deleted it. My Mum didn't see it. So panic over.
Thanks
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

bloody hell blond you got little old Debs here in hot flusses....thank goodness its sorted
Lucky me mum cannot work out a Mobil but i have been caught out by me 18 year old newpew........ redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
Debbiewebs .............. woooops lol

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
blonda willl ya stop kissing me like that.......... i will end up getting me hot flusses back :oops: see
Debbiewebs :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: nope !!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx