I'm new to this site, been looking at a few sites and this one seems like fun.
Quote by Alan28
Hello all
I've done all the normal stuff, had a good look around, found a few sexy ladies, but i've seen there is a lot of men looking! over 438 pages of man seeking woman!!
My ad gives me a one in 438 chance of being spotted! not good odds :!:
Any ideas on how to improve my odds would be very welcome.
I Thank you in advence,
Alan x
P.S I've all readdy put up three adds which should increase my replys?
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HELP too many men seeking woman!
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well if you leave the site that'll be one less man looking and will even the odd a little for the rest of them :grin:
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Quote by Alan28
Hello all
I've done all the normal stuff, had a good look around, found a few sexy ladies, but i've seen there is a lot of men looking! over 438 pages of man seeking woman!!
My ad gives me a one in 13,140 chance of being spotted! not good odds :!:
Any ideas on how to improve my odds would be very welcome.
I Thank you in advence,
Alan x
P.S I've all readdy put up three adds which should increase my replys?
Quote by Alan28
Well Alan 1/438 is not really that bad...............300 or so don't join in.........so that improves your chances!!!!!! Good luck
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Don't even worry about it, by now your ad will be down to page 100000. Its a fact that when you post an ad it descends the pages into oblivion faster that your debit card balance when Christmas shopping. I think it reaches page ten in about as many minutes due to everyone else posting their ads. The trick is to update, update and update. However you will soon get bored with this updating procedure when instant shags become as rare as rocking horse poo. This way all the new ads get all the atention.....for about 2 minutes and then they are off the page too.
To prove that all of what I say is true, just post an ad in men seeking women. Leave it for 24 hours and then try and find it by starting at the first page and trawling through all the ads in that category until it appears. If you do this on Friday night you will be amazed at how far down it is by Saturday night. That is if you can find it at all that way.
The main reason for all of this is a thing called ....real life. Men often chase after anything and women often let them. In fact 22 of them do it in packs on Saturdays on almost every football pitch and rugby field in the UK. Many of them repeat the procedure on Saturday nights after a few pints of Lager, the difference is the objects change from a leather ball to a gorgeous woman and they get more gorgeous as the night progresses and the lager intake increases.
Judy.
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if you are really really optimistic you can get a lottery ticket as well. its the same odds. if the lottery ticket turns up first you can buy a swinging club in derby and make our friends in derby happy as well, and they will show you their appreciation in the time honoured way.
bonytony
Quote by gmg2000uk
The fact is, if you're reasonably intelligent and have a sense of humour then, as a guy, you've got a huge advantage over the majority of men for whom the most romantic thing they can imagine is pulling their knob out and waving it in the direction of a woman while drooling like an idiot. This isn't very far off what a lot of guys actually do in their profiles/ads, not necessarily on this site, but certainly in many places on the net.
If you can make a woman laugh, if you can keep her interested in your conversation, if you can make her feel relaxed and comfortable around you, you have no problem. Looks don't count, social value does. I've glanced through some single guys ads and it's kind of frightening. But at the same time, for a few of us, it gives us a massive advantage over the majority. A good few women - only one or two of whom I met through the internet but who nevertheless all had the experience of trying online dating and swinging - told me 95% of the men they agreed to meet really, really didn't cut the mustard. On top of that, there's a great number of fantasists who don't know how to translate online activity into real life activity.
Prove you're one of the five percent who have respect for women and know how to hold a conversation, and your days are likely made.
Quote by JudyTV
Don't even worry about it, by now your ad will be down to page 100000. Its a fact that when you post an ad it descends the pages into oblivion faster that your debit card balance when Christmas shopping. I think it reaches page ten in about as many minutes due to everyone else posting their ads. The trick is to update, update and update. However you will soon get bored with this updating procedure when instant shags become as rare as rocking horse poo. This way all the new ads get all the atention.....for about 2 minutes and then they are off the page too.
To prove that all of what I say is true, just post an ad in men seeking women. Leave it for 24 hours and then try and find it by starting at the first page and trawling through all the ads in that category until it appears. If you do this on Friday night you will be amazed at how far down it is by Saturday night. That is if you can find it at all that way.
The main reason for all of this is a thing called ....real life. Men often chase after anything and women often let them. In fact 22 of them do it in packs on Saturdays on almost every football pitch and rugby field in the UK. Many of them repeat the procedure on Saturday nights after a few pints of Lager, the difference is the objects change from a leather ball to a gorgeous woman and they get more gorgeous as the night progresses and the lager intake increases.
Judy.
wisdom, I think I'll give the ads a miss and start with the Forum, therefore "hello to all". 