Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

Hi everyone

last reply
21 replies
1.0k views
4 watchers
0 likes
Hi everyone.
I stumbled upon this website a while ago but to be honest have done very little posting, that's about to change so I thought I would start by saying hello. After all not sharing my cracking wit and intellect with you all is a touch unfair
So here goes
biggrin :D :D :D :D . HELLO :D :D :D :D :D
Anyway Im from Edinburgh, 24 and hope to get to know you all soon.
Pete
Hello Pete!
Say, is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just pleased to be here? :grin:
:grin: Unfortunately if it’s noticeable just a pistol. :grin:
Helloooooooooooooooo Pete, made it into the cafe at last lol .... have fun..... cool 8-) 8-)
Indeed bluexxx (hope I got the correct number of x's).
Thought I had better take the advice of an experienced poster and get posting.
Besides I had a look at your website and with muscles like that I had better do what Im told, with muscles like that I would not want a clout round the ear for getting out of line.
Quote by Pistol Pete
Indeed bluexxx (hope I got the correct number of x's).
Thought I had better take the advice of an experienced poster and get posting.
Besides I had a look at your website and with muscles like that I had better do what Im told, with muscles like that I would not want a clout round the ear for getting out of line.

????? That's NOT Blue - Blue is a girl!!! That's Blue's partner.
Ooops redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
I might be a girl, but I do have muscles, Jags - big ones too, so yes Pete, be careful boink
No, your avatar hasn't worked at the moment confused
Welcome Pete wave
Don't forget to check out the GFZ from tomorrow wink
Quote by bluexxx
I might be a girl, but I do have muscles, Jags - big ones too...

It's not the size of your muscles, but what you do with them. I can confirm that Blue does indeed know how to use hers.
And a big Hello to you too Pistol Pete wave :wave: :wave:
Have fun biggrin
Quote by JudyTV
I am so pleased I no longer have a lawn to mow, that now allows me an extra two hours a week to browse Silkies :P .

I too have learned that eating off paper plates and using plastic knives 'n' forks a huge time saver :smile2: :smile2: :smile2:
Hiya Pistol Pete!
Welcome to the forum. I look forward to your posts full of cracking wit and intellect because to be quite honest we have all had sense of humour bypasses and are in need of therapy!! lol As for intellect, I'm not sure what that is!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Judy paper nix??!! I find that edible ones are much better!! :twisted:
Quote by daffodilbbw
Judy paper nix??!! I find that edible ones are much better!! :twisted:

Ooooh yeh!!! Killing 2 birds with one stone there. Save time on both cooking dinner and doing the washing! Excellent lol
And if i'm in an especially lazy mood mischief then i think "sod the paper plates,lets go japanese geisha style" and just eat the food of each no washing dishes either wink
Hi, I see you are from Edinburgh....
I have this thing for a Scots accent, and an Irish one :evil2:
Venusxxx