Home Made Sex Machine!

7 Oct 2005

:shock: Just seen this on a thread on an Ebay forum
I think someone has a little too much time on their hands and has made THE most weird contraption . . . . :crazy:
Take a look at this and see what you think . . . it runs on mains too :shock: Hope you've got plenty of 50p's for the meter :lol2: :P

T-J

7 Oct 2005

i had to laugh at a programme on tv one night this week it was about sex machines doing the job a man could never do etc ........ well i know of one thing it definately cant do and thats fetch the drinks from the bar lol

7 Oct 2005

starting bid Â£200 :shock:
buy now for Â£400 :shock: :shock:
no bloody wonder they have no bids

7 Oct 2005

Cool
Now do I bid or not?

7 Oct 2005

that would need some serious lubrication

7 Oct 2005

Quote by stifflaxxx
i had to laugh at a programme on tv one night this week it was about sex machines doing the job a man could never do etc ........ well i know of one thing it definately cant do and thats fetch the drinks from the bar

do men do that anyway?
i need to mix with a higher class of men :lol:

7 Oct 2005

just wondering aswell how ebay came to find the item for you lmao by mistake i bet you where looking for a fax machine hit the wrong keys eh? wink

7 Oct 2005

Maybe we should have a whip round, buy it and put it in SH towers for all to use lol

7 Oct 2005

talking of mixing one of them beasts where made out of a mixer with a few attatchments cant believe im laughing at my desk while typing this thinking bout that programme the office will think ive gone maaaaad confused

7 Oct 2005

Holy shit, that is home made? I wouldn't trust it... What if there was a power surge? >_>

7 Oct 2005

and just to add i was left wondering is there one made with a love tunnel the women get all the frills tut tut lol

7 Oct 2005

Quote by stifflaxxx
just wondering aswell how ebay came to find the item for you lmao by mistake i bet you where looking for a fax machine hit the wrong keys eh?

Quote by RedHot
:shock: Just seen this on a thread on an Ebay forum
IT-J

No honest! It's on the Ebay forum . . . redface

However, the poster on there has not disclosed how he/she came to find it yet . . . :giggle:
T-J
Am I protesting TOO much? surprised

ops: :lol:

7 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
starting bid Â£200 :shock:
buy now for Â£400 :shock: :shock:
no bloody wonder they have no bids

Assuming it is similar to a Sybian, even the Buy it Now price is an absolute bargain. And think of the money to b e saved by not keeping a husband.
But no im not bidding............................................................................................yet!!!

7 Oct 2005

Quote by myked
Holy shit, that is home made? I wouldn't trust it... What if there was a power surge? >_>

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

7 Oct 2005

Quote by stifflaxxx
and just to add i was left wondering is there one made with a love tunnel the women get all the frills tut tut lol

get a french stick, cut in half and take all the soft filling out, fill with chopped liver thats been soaked in warm water, and bobs ya uncle :thumbup:
who need ebay?

7 Oct 2005

Quote by RedHot
Holy shit, that is home made? I wouldn't trust it... What if there was a power surge? >_>

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Exactly.

7 Oct 2005

nah red we all believe you honest
:grin:

7 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
and just to add i was left wondering is there one made with a love tunnel the women get all the frills tut tut lol

get a french stick, cut in half and take all the soft filling out, fill with chopped liver thats been soaked in warm water, and bobs ya uncle :thumbup:
who need ebay?
Euuwww!!! NN!!!!!
T-J

7 Oct 2005

See for the full range. Not this one though, so maybe it really is knocked up in the garage. Nearest I can see is 'the Toolbox'. (See Machines page).

7 Oct 2005

Quote by RedHot
and just to add i was left wondering is there one made with a love tunnel the women get all the frills tut tut lol

get a french stick, cut in half and take all the soft filling out, fill with chopped liver thats been soaked in warm water, and bobs ya uncle :thumbup:
who need ebay?
Euuwww!!! NN!!!!!
T-J
was just a thought bolt

7 Oct 2005

do you cook it afterwards NN and eat it ??
and would adding onions and gravy to the liver make it feel more realistic lol

7 Oct 2005

yes that was the site advertised on the tv the other nite

7 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
and just to add i was left wondering is there one made with a love tunnel the women get all the frills tut tut lol

get a french stick, cut in half and take all the soft filling out, fill with chopped liver thats been soaked in warm water, and bobs ya uncle :thumbup:
who need ebay?
Surely with the chopped liver that's the 'heavily menstruating' model? I guess it depends how finely you chop the liver and how well it's been rinsed I guess... redface

7 Oct 2005

Quote by RedHot
:shock: Just seen this on a thread on an Ebay forum
I think someone has a little too much time on their hands and has made THE most weird contraption . . . . :crazy:
Take a look at this and see what you think . . . it runs on mains too :shock: Hope you've got plenty of 50p's for the meter :lol2: :P

T-J

ohhhhhhhhhhh i love electrical devises :twisted:
But no i wouldn't fancy buying something that someone has slapped together in there spare time, unless my other 1/2 has made it innocent

Its the fact that it can go to speeds of over 250 revs per minute :shock: ..i assume that also meens it would go in and out 250 times a min ffs my fanny would be smoking :eeek:

7 Oct 2005

Barf.

7 Oct 2005

yeah NN does that model come with or without tampon ewww lol

7 Oct 2005

i have just been given a wonderful recipe to a homemade sex device
rip the insides out of a french stick stuff with liver and hey presto thanks for the advice NN which i will try out when i go shopping next is there any more bizzarre ones lurking in the mysteries of your minds lmao
and not the apple pie one i tried that but choked on a pube when eating it after lol

7 Oct 2005

Quote by stifflaxxx
i tried that but choked on a pube when eating it after

Oh dude, too much info silly

7 Oct 2005

lmfao yeah tis a little lol

7 Oct 2005

Heres one I invented using my engineering degree.

you will need
a water melon
a knife
a spoon
a pencil
Method

Cut a circle in the melon (of the desired circumference, a tight fit is required)
scoop out some flesh to the length of your cock. (so u have a tunnel)
then, here's the clever bit, with the pencil. make a hole from the opposite side of the melon and push it in untill you reach the main "tunnel". to create an air inlet.
Guide for use
When "having sex" via the main tunnel. u can vary between putting a finger over the air inlet or not. Thus creating a sucking sensation on withdrawal.