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Horny and out of control!

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Quote by marmalaid
I have a courgette, do you wanna see it?
By the way, courgettes are quite prickly too!
Chris

Chris~
You'd best shave it before the weekend then, sunshine! :twisted:
~Reese! surprised
Quote by KcKat

I have a courgette, do you wanna see it?
By the way, courgettes are quite prickly too!
Chris

Oooooooooh Marms, yes please :rascal: :rascal:
How big is it???

It's quite a big one!
Quote by Reese
I have a courgette, do you wanna see it?
By the way, courgettes are quite prickly too!
Chris

Chris~
You'd best shave it before the weekend then, sunshine! :twisted:
~Reese! surprised
IS EVERYONE HERE HAVING SEX BAR ME???? mad :x :x
Venusxxx
Quote by marmalaid

I have a courgette, do you wanna see it?
By the way, courgettes are quite prickly too!
Chris

Oooooooooh Marms, yes please :rascal: :rascal:
How big is it???

It's quite a big one!
Triggered a flashback. redface surprisedops: Think you showed me it once before innocent
You can be my new best friend :mrgreen:. Neil is no longer my friend because he didn`t answer my crass oneliner evil
Venusxxx
Quote by KcKat

I have a courgette, do you wanna see it?
By the way, courgettes are quite prickly too!
Chris

Oooooooooh Marms, yes please :rascal: :rascal:
How big is it???

It's quite a big one!
Triggered a flashback. redface surprisedops: Think you showed me it once before innocent
It certainly has been around here before, but I don't think it's the one that I have showed you before, I did wonder why you were winking at me at the time wink
Will do Reese, was prickly, that's hy there is a condom on it in the pic,
Quote by marmalaid
It certainly has been around here before, but I don't think it's the one that I have showed you before, I did wonder why you were winking at me at the time wink

How many do you have?!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by marmalaid
Will do Reese, was prickly, that's hy there is a condom on it in the pic,

Er. I um...well.....AH.....I.....
/Venus shuts up now :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars

It certainly has been around here before, but I don't think it's the one that I have showed you before, I did wonder why you were winking at me at the time wink

How many do you have?!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
Erm, a couple of kilos worth...
Quote by VenusnMars
Er. I um...well.....AH.....I.....
/Venus shuts up now :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx

Now that wouldbe a sight to behold, Venus shuts up!
Quote by marmalaid

Er. I um...well.....AH.....I.....
/Venus shuts up now :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx

Now that wouldbe a sight to behold, Venus shuts up!
I won`t shut up until someone puts their cock in my mouth!
oops, did I say that out loud....... :uhoh:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
I won`t shut up until someone puts their cock in my mouth!
oops, did I say that out loud....... :uhoh:
Venusxxx

Could take a while then I guess. Who's gonna do that to you?
:P :P :P :P
Quote by marmalaid

I won`t shut up until someone puts their cock in my mouth!
oops, did I say that out loud....... :uhoh:
Venusxxx

Could take a while then I guess. Who's gonna do that to you?
:P :P :P :P
Well not YOU, you wouldn`t get past the queue outside of my front door. Loads of people out there, hammering the door down they are! :moon:
Venusxxx
Venus & Marmalaid are not real swingers. They are not prepared to shag eachother just because they dislike one another.
Lightweights.
Quote by Vix
Venus & Marmalaid are not real swingers. They are not prepared to shag eachother just because they dislike one another.
Lightweights.

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I`m sodding off for a bath! Bloody nutters the lot of you!
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Venus & Marmalaid are not real swingers. They are not prepared to shag eachother just because they dislike one another.
Lightweights.

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I`m sodding off for a bath! Bloody nutters the lot of you!
Venusxxx
I wonder what or who shes taken with her to the bath?
Terry Pratchet.
Sad but true. Blame Easy. :huh:
Venusxxx
venus? dearie? sweetie?
can you please remove that avatar cos i can hardly bear to follow you about the forum in blatant tart mode right now? especially when i've gone to great lengths to be at my most attractive?
n x x x :P
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Christ, I hope you are into watersports! :giggle:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Terry Pratchet.
Sad but true. Blame Easy. :huh:
Venusxxx

What? Terri Hatcher? YES FLIPPIN' PLEASE! biggrin :bounce: :D :bounce: :D :bounce: :D
sorry to go back on topic, but the two of you that broke the vibrators....YOU ONLY HAD ONE!?!?!? I'm shocked!
read the rules....change your avatar!
oooh if I had the powers of MOD I'd....hmm, just realised how similar the word mod is to what they think they are....
*edit* that's better....perhaps praying to mod does work after all!