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Every morning I receive e-mails from "kind" people who want to help me enlarge a certain part of my anatomy. What I wonder is, how do they know it's so small confused: :!:
Plim sad redface :violin: :cry:
Quote by Plimboy
Every morning I receive e-mails from "kind" people who want to help me enlarge a certain part of my anatomy. What I wonder is, how do they know it's so small confused: :!:
Plim sad redface :violin: :cry:

Don't panic- I get my fair share of them too. rolleyes
aww plim lol :lol: :lol: tis only a cunning ploy to play with peoples confidence in the size of their manhood
big aint always better
i receive 3-4 emails a week for a boob enlargement :shock: erm didnt knoow i needed one :giggle:
Quote by winchwench
Every morning I receive e-mails from "kind" people who want to help me enlarge a certain part of my anatomy. What I wonder is, how do they know it's so small confused: :!:
Plim sad redface :violin: :cry:

Don't panic- I get my fair share of them too. rolleyes
wenchy would you like a penis enlargement :shock: rotflmao
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Quote by winchwench
Every morning I receive e-mails from "kind" people who want to help me enlarge a certain part of my anatomy. What I wonder is, how do they know it's so small confused: :!:
Plim sad redface :violin: :cry:

Don't panic- I get my fair share of them too. rolleyes
I don't :smug:
Maybe they know there is no hope for me dunno
Worrying, I recently stopped getting these emails and instead started getting ones offering me a fake rolex. Mrs Sam reckons they've given up tryibng to enlarge it and now think I stand better chance of pulling with a flash watch.
smile
No one offers me anything! Maybe they think I have it all? lol
Plimboy, put a blind on your bathroom window. Big brother gets everywhere, :shock:
Why do you think he is called BIG brother lol
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Quote by Plimboy
Every morning I receive e-mails from "kind" people who want to help me enlarge a certain part of my anatomy. What I wonder is, how do they know it's so small confused: :!:
Plim sad redface :violin: :cry:

There is a certain device on the market which is bound to solve your problem.
It's called a spam filter. lol
Quote by Marya_Northeast
No one offers me anything! Maybe they think I have it all? lol

Quote by Taken from Marj's sig
Arsey Bitch

I can't help thinking there may be some kind of universal connection-type subtle link between these two things. confused dunno :lol2:
Quote by MikeNorth
Every morning I receive e-mails from "kind" people who want to help me enlarge a certain part of my anatomy. What I wonder is, how do they know it's so small confused: :!:
Plim sad redface :violin: :cry:

There is a certain device on the market which is bound to solve your problem.
It's called a spam filter
. lol
:shock: :shock: :shock: a spam filter can make your c@ck bigger :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by easy
No one offers me anything! Maybe they think I have it all? lol

Quote by Taken from Marj's sig
Arsey Bitch

I can't help thinking there may be some kind of universal connection-type subtle link between these two things. confused dunno :lol2:
:evilglareemoticon:
Quote by Bonedigger
Every morning I receive e-mails from "kind" people who want to help me enlarge a certain part of my anatomy. What I wonder is, how do they know it's so small confused: :!:
Plim sad redface :violin: :cry:

There is a certain device on the market which is bound to solve your problem.
It's called a spam filter
. lol
:shock: :shock: :shock: a spam filter can make your c@ck bigger :shock: :shock: :shock:
Erm...well...spam is a meat product. rolleyes
Quote by MikeNorth
Every morning I receive e-mails from "kind" people who want to help me enlarge a certain part of my anatomy. What I wonder is, how do they know it's so small confused: :!:
Plim sad redface :violin: :cry:

There is a certain device on the market which is bound to solve your problem.
It's called a spam filter
. lol
:shock: :shock: :shock: a spam filter can make your c@ck bigger :shock: :shock: :shock:
Erm...well...spam is a meat product. rolleyes
allegedly!!
Quote by sam1366a
Worrying, I recently stopped getting these emails and instead started getting ones offering me a fake rolex. Mrs Sam reckons they've given up tryibng to enlarge it and now think I stand better chance of pulling with a flash watch.
smile

Maybe they think you're big enough to need a Rolex cock ring ;-)
Quote by Bonedigger
Every morning I receive e-mails from "kind" people who want to help me enlarge a certain part of my anatomy. What I wonder is, how do they know it's so small confused: :!:
Plim sad redface :violin: :cry:

There is a certain device on the market which is bound to solve your problem.
It's called a spam filter
. lol
:shock: :shock: :shock: a spam filter can make your c@ck bigger :shock: :shock: :shock:
The ones with the suction pump do.
.
I get them from Argos & Tesco! :rascal:
What an interesting life I lead! :cry:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
I get them from Argos & Tesco! :rascal:
What an interesting life I lead! :cry:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

What?? Willy makerbiggers????
Quote by helnheaven
I get them from Argos & Tesco! :rascal:
What an interesting life I lead! :cry:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

What?? Willy makerbiggers????
:laughabove:
I didnt explain that very well .... did I? :giggle:
I meant I get emails from Argos & Tesco!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
I get them from Argos & Tesco! :rascal:
What an interesting life I lead! :cry:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

What?? Willy makerbiggers????
:laughabove:
I didnt explain that very well .... did I? :giggle:
I meant I get emails from Argos & Tesco!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I was just on mi way to 24 hr tesco then to have a giggle lol
Quote by helnheaven
I get them from Argos & Tesco! :rascal:
What an interesting life I lead! :cry:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

What?? Willy makerbiggers????
:laughabove:
I didnt explain that very well .... did I? :giggle:
I meant I get emails from Argos & Tesco!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I was just on mi way to 24 hr tesco then to have a giggle lol
You might stand more chance at a Tesco Extra :lol:
Quote by MikeNorth
You might stand more chance at a Tesco Extra lol

But of course, I wouldnt bother with a small one :giggle:
Thanks to all those who responded - I feel a bit better now - Plim lol smile
Quote by Plimboy
Every morning I receive e-mails from "kind" people who want to help me enlarge a certain part of my anatomy. What I wonder is, how do they know it's so small confused: :!:
Plim sad redface :violin: :cry:

gee get loads of them thinking of accepting them all be hung like a whale then lol and with all the viag*a on offer will have a flag pole for the rest of my life rotflmao
Quote by MikeNorth
Every morning I receive e-mails from "kind" people who want to help me enlarge a certain part of my anatomy. What I wonder is, how do they know it's so small confused: :!:
Plim sad redface :violin: :cry:

There is a certain device on the market which is bound to solve your problem.
It's called a spam filter
. lol
:shock: :shock: :shock: a spam filter can make your c@ck bigger :shock: :shock: :shock:
Erm...well...spam is a meat product. rolleyes
Get me some Spam NOW!