alternatively, I might contact them again after a day or so. Thats a definate compliment!
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How do you compliment your partner???
Well..... today I said 'You know sommat, I've missed you coz you're such a great fuck!!!' .. to which she replied .... 'You haven't fucked me yet!!! .......... but I know what you mean!!!' .... then she put on her nurses uniform and went to work ....... hmmmmmmmmm ..... I am gonna HAVE to have her in that outfit!!!!
I'm gonna explain a little so you can understand the compliment in the conversation.
Not in a swinging sense, but in a vanilla type relationship, I'm (almost) ashamed to say that I do indeed have a particular "type" and, more relevant - an agethat I'm initiallyattracted to.
Oh - just so you know - I just can't bring myself to use anything from the fridge that's past it's sell by/use by date.
You're ahead of me now, aren't you?
ok.
Having enjoyed the meal that prompted the earlier "compliment" - I asked "Is there anything I can get you, or do for you?" While we finished the after meal drink.
She has a little think.
"Yes. Go fetch the duvet" - *see footnote
So, off I go and return with the spare single duvet and pillow, lay it on the floor in front of the TV. We half watch a little TV (no idea what was on) while doing the strokey, touchy, feely thing. One thing leads . . . . . . and I get up to do my duties.
During the post coital hug and stuff, she turns to me and says, with a sad little face, tilted head and puppy dog eyes (btw, girls - Is that something they teach you in school???)
"I don't want to pass my sell by date"
(She's just had a birthday)
Clearly, I take that as a massive compliment.
My response seemed so natural and just tripped off my tongue.
"But Baby, yours is a 'best before' date"
She looked a little puzzled.
Here it comes . . . . . . .
"Well - If it's 'sell by' - I don't have it at all, if it's 'use by' - it has to go in the bin.
But with 'best before' - I smell it first. If it smells ok. I'll still have it"
*Footnote - A mat or a rug is still a carpet and takes the skin off my/her/your knees. Sheepskin rugs will always eventually get stained/matted
That's why I use a duvet 
Not in a swinging sense, but in a vanilla type relationship, I'm (almost) ashamed to say that I do indeed have a particular "type" and, more relevant - an agethat I'm initiallyattracted to.
Oh - just so you know - I just can't bring myself to use anything from the fridge that's past it's sell by/use by date.
You're ahead of me now, aren't you?
ok.
Having enjoyed the meal that prompted the earlier "compliment" - I asked "Is there anything I can get you, or do for you?" While we finished the after meal drink.
She has a little think.
"Yes. Go fetch the duvet" - *see footnote
So, off I go and return with the spare single duvet and pillow, lay it on the floor in front of the TV. We half watch a little TV (no idea what was on) while doing the strokey, touchy, feely thing. One thing leads . . . . . . and I get up to do my duties.
During the post coital hug and stuff, she turns to me and says, with a sad little face, tilted head and puppy dog eyes (btw, girls - Is that something they teach you in school???)
"I don't want to pass my sell by date"
(She's just had a birthday)
Clearly, I take that as a massive compliment.
My response seemed so natural and just tripped off my tongue.
"But Baby, yours is a 'best before' date"
She looked a little puzzled.
Here it comes . . . . . . .
"Well - If it's 'sell by' - I don't have it at all, if it's 'use by' - it has to go in the bin.
But with 'best before' - I smell it first. If it smells ok. I'll still have it"
*Footnote - A mat or a rug is still a carpet and takes the skin off my/her/your knees. Sheepskin rugs will always eventually get stained/matted
That's why I use a duvet 
Orgasminator
Aww dammie... you are priceless.... :giggle:
Sex God
'thank you' for that
Quote by Kitty
:evil: :evil: :evil:
Him - I feel so comfortable with you.....
Me - Awwwwwwwwww :inlove:
Him - /lifts leg "Phttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt" :moon:
Me - Waves arms frantically trying to dispell the smell - You B*st*rd!!!!!!:x :x
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Same in our house only Steve doesn't say anything before he lifts his bum cheeks
:lol:Shireen
xxx
If my post about "sell by dates" can in the slightest way be seen as insensitive - I apologise. Unreservedly. That was not my intent.
I have no problem at all offending people intentionally, but am mortified when it happens unintentionally
I'm not, and won't defend myself publicly any more than this.
It was a light hearted post about two people. Posted in the spirit of the thread.
The "joke" about sell by dates was made during the week prior to her birthday by the two people concerned/involved and part of the "joke"
There was no reference to anybody else, either said or inferred.
What people read and see between the lines, is in their mind - not mine.
I have no problem at all offending people intentionally, but am mortified when it happens unintentionally
I'm not, and won't defend myself publicly any more than this.
It was a light hearted post about two people. Posted in the spirit of the thread.
The "joke" about sell by dates was made during the week prior to her birthday by the two people concerned/involved and part of the "joke"
There was no reference to anybody else, either said or inferred.
What people read and see between the lines, is in their mind - not mine.
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
ooh i complement MrDebs all the time........... i say get out the house ffs and get down the pub
How is that a compliment?
Chris and I compliment one another all the time, it's lovely in our house
Sex God
This thread raises the question 'What is a compliment?'
Now compliment is often confused with complement.
If I turn up fer me tea and sit at the table to complete the family scene then I am part of the complement. I am complementary to the proceedings. But what's the use of that (if I'm ta get me shag) if I don't say 'I say, chuck, that were reet tasty!' Me complement has just turned into a compliment and I'm shagging!
Now compliment is often confused with complement.
If I turn up fer me tea and sit at the table to complete the family scene then I am part of the complement. I am complementary to the proceedings. But what's the use of that (if I'm ta get me shag) if I don't say 'I say, chuck, that were reet tasty!' Me complement has just turned into a compliment and I'm shagging!
Sex God
Quote by westerross
This thread raises the question 'What is a compliment?'
Now compliment is often confused with complement.
If I turn up fer me tea and sit at the table to complete the family scene then I am part of the complement. I am complementary to the proceedings. But what the use is that (if I'm ta get me shag) if I don't say 'I say, chuck, that were reet tasty!' Me complement has just turned into a compliment and I'm shagging!
will you please stop fuckin with my head :doh:
Sex God
Quote by davej
This thread raises the question 'What is a compliment?'
Now compliment is often confused with complement.
If I turn up fer me tea and sit at the table to complete the family scene then I am part of the complement. I am complementary to the proceedings. But what the use is that (if I'm ta get me shag) if I don't say 'I say, chuck, that were reet tasty!' Me complement has just turned into a compliment and I'm shagging!
will you please stop fuckin with my head :doh:
Not enough lube? :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by davej
This thread raises the question 'What is a compliment?'
Now compliment is often confused with complement.
If I turn up fer me tea and sit at the table to complete the family scene then I am part of the complement. I am complementary to the proceedings. But what the use is that (if I'm ta get me shag) if I don't say 'I say, chuck, that were reet tasty!' Me complement has just turned into a compliment and I'm shagging!
will you please stop fuckin with my head :doh:
Will you stop saying that! Otherwise I'll get some of Frecks lube out!
Casanova
Quote by cuddlyk
Drifter wrote
My partner at the moment is my right hand. I have to confess that I never compliment it and completely take it for granted. If it wasn't attached to my wrist, I am sure it would have left me ages ago.
Does it ever get a headache?:? :? :? :? :? :?
Sex is good for getting rid of headaches
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Me complement has just turned into a compliment and I'm shagging!
Is that a complimentary shag then, and does my reply here complement the other replies?
Is this ability to post here compliments of SH and the Big Black Dalek?
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
Sex God
Quote by EagerSlut
Me complement has just turned into a compliment and I'm shagging!
Is that a complimentary shag then, and does my reply here complement the other replies?
Is this ability to post here compliments of SH and the Big Black Dalek?
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
Yup!
Tell that girl of yours she's got a meaningful PM from me will ya?
Quote by westerross
Me complement has just turned into a compliment and I'm shagging!
Is that a complimentary shag then, and does my reply here complement the other replies?
Is this ability to post here compliments of SH and the Big Black Dalek?
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
Yup!
Tell that girl of yours she's got a meaningful PM from me will ya?
can i have anouther tune i love your complmenty pms :twisted: :twisted:
