come on over to me corner....................... thats it................ nearly there!......right now!!!!
How many of you .............. before you post ...........look to see who's on?...or click on there profile to look at there last post!.....come on do not be shy....admit it!
or do you just post just any how...(as i can not spell ramderly)?
what.......... and how ..........do you go about things in here?
i have to admit i do not have a method really!.............just go for it!........... bull at a gate really....hence why at times i get locked!........and to right!.......... its me own fault
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Sex God
I just look at the subject titles to see if there're any new ones that take my fancy and to check the threads I've been following the previous time I logged on (if I can remember which ones they were). :confused:
Beyond that it's all a bit of a mystery really!
Beyond that it's all a bit of a mystery really!
Well tonight I looked at the most recent posts, decided there was nothing I could really contribute to in a meaningfull way (none of my nephews/nieces have ever had a dummy and they have been able to sleep through the night since they were a couple of months old) so I just decided to ask where everyone was.
McC
McC
Sex God
Quote by McCloggie
Well tonight I looked at the most recent posts, decided there was nothing I could really contribute to in a meaningfull way (none of my nephews/nieces have ever had a dummy and they have been able to sleep through the night since they were a couple of months old) so I just decided to ask where everyone was.
McC
I'm here!
Quote by EagerSlut
I just look at the subject titles to see if there're any new ones that take my fancy and to check the threads I've been following the previous time I logged on (if I can remember which ones they were). :confused:
Beyond that it's all a bit of a mystery really!
Exactly the same here..... saved me typing that out ! Ta ES...
Quote by Debbiewebs
I start at the forum index, then click on 'view posts since last visit'
I work from bottom of list upwards.. looking at all posts that catch eye really..
is that lisp or list
OOOO what big eyes you have! :rotflmao:
They are not the only thing I have thats big...
My nose is as well...
:lol: :lol: Quote by McCloggie
Oh sh1T!
Its happened again!!
There I was, nothing happening and now I am working on two threads. Dont know if I can do this quickly enough.
McC
you mean you cannot mutely task :shock:
us women can be on msnm .......and be in the chat room on here ...........and in meet ups and send emails........ and pm all at the same time!
Quote by wolvie_dude
I start at the forum index, then click on 'view posts since last visit'
I work from bottom of list upwards.. looking at all posts that catch eye really..
is that lisp or list
OOOO what big eyes you have! :rotflmao:
They are not the only thing I have thats big...
My nose is as well...
:lol: :lol:that what they all say.
....................how big are your feet!?...............do ot asnewer that........... as i am high jecking me own post here 
pm only 
NO, NO, NO;
I can NOT multitask!!!!!
Look at me FFS - running between two threads now and losing the plot completely. :lol:
I think multitasking is something you ladies are FAR better at - I remember my dear old mim being able to run a house, feed us kids, do the washing and ironing etc. and still being able to do the shopping!! :lol:
I will bend over now! :lol:
McC
I can NOT multitask!!!!!
Look at me FFS - running between two threads now and losing the plot completely. :lol:
I think multitasking is something you ladies are FAR better at - I remember my dear old mim being able to run a house, feed us kids, do the washing and ironing etc. and still being able to do the shopping!! :lol:
I will bend over now! :lol:
McC
Sex God
Quote by McCloggie
NO, NO, NO;
I can NOT multitask!!!!!
Look at me FFS - running between two threads now and losing the plot completely. :lol:
I think multitasking is something you ladies are FAR better at - I remember my dear old mim being able to run a house, feed us kids, do the washing and ironing etc. and still being able to do the shopping!! :lol:
I will bend over now! :lol:
McC
are they twenty minutes to the pound, like a turkey :shock:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
you mean you cannot mutely task :shock:
Debs, women never do ANYTHING mutely!!
:? :? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: ooo dear how have i spellt it....
ops: .............. what have i spelt :doh: You bugger sarge.......... you wait till i get hold of you with me tin of mushy peas! :twisted: :twisted:
your going to die
Sex God
All I can say is if Debbibewebs and Sarge are about, then it can only be an interesting evening.
John
John
Trying to keep up here and failing miserabley!
Do we take fan assisted ovens into the equation?
I grew up in an old fashioned house with a Raeburn (Aga) stove and a sunday joint could take 12 hours to cook. and we stopped cannabalisim in Scotland just before I was born thankfully.
I could go on and tell you the stories my grandad used to tell but that wuld be inciriminating.
McC
Do we take fan assisted ovens into the equation?
I grew up in an old fashioned house with a Raeburn (Aga) stove and a sunday joint could take 12 hours to cook. and we stopped cannabalisim in Scotland just before I was born thankfully.
I could go on and tell you the stories my grandad used to tell but that wuld be inciriminating.
McC
Orgasminator
Do you's know what really got to me today... was when i was trying to do the sensible thing and ask my 6 year old what she really wanted..... her answer was to live with daddy....
Then i asked the clincher "why"... sounding like my 3 year old at that point... she pointed out to me... that daddy has a girlfriend who lives with him... which makes it easier for him....
When i tried the whole... well you know **** we can't all wave our magic wand and have someone there to share things with...... moments with her.... she looked at me with her big brown eyes and said... but why not mummy................
christ gimme a bit of 2x2 anyday around the skull... but that... nahhh sorry........
Sorry Bilko... I am on one hunny
And i really aint giving a flying piug shit how stoopid my posts make me look....
I feel low... and SH is going to help me!!!!
Then i asked the clincher "why"... sounding like my 3 year old at that point... she pointed out to me... that daddy has a girlfriend who lives with him... which makes it easier for him....
When i tried the whole... well you know **** we can't all wave our magic wand and have someone there to share things with...... moments with her.... she looked at me with her big brown eyes and said... but why not mummy................
christ gimme a bit of 2x2 anyday around the skull... but that... nahhh sorry........
Sorry Bilko... I am on one hunny
And i really aint giving a flying piug shit how stoopid my posts make me look....
I feel low... and SH is going to help me!!!!
Quote by McCloggie
Yes, well ..... someone said something, and then somebody said something else..... and ... after due consideration I have to admit that..
I have no idea
I would however suggest that you should maybe ask davej - but there again that may just complicate things!
McC
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: DAVE DEBS WANTS my corner now!!!!!!
Quote by Debbiewebs
excuse me!!!
how did we go from how you post in here ..........to eating babes!
Recipe for cooking Peeled Sprog au Van
First ya take ya freshly peeled sprog, pop it in some hot water (to get all the mud off it), simmer for approx 20 mins (coz uv just seen ya newly cleaned kitchen floor all messed up again) - once you've calmed down you add some salt and bring to the boil (coz you've gone in it's bedroom and it's a fecking tip - again!).
After you've cleaned the house - for the umpteenth time in one day - you go back to ya peeled sprog, yell "Do I look like a fecking domestic!!" - at which point the little shite looks at you with them 'butter wouldn't melt' eyes (in which case use margerine) - and you collapse in a heap proclaiming 'Why me!'
Transfer to bedroom, test to see if it's cooked through - usually by removing one or two of it's favourite toys - you'll know if it's ready coz it will start to whimper. Leave room for approx 24 hours and go and get the wine ready.
Once opened eat before the little shite turns 16 and starts bringing things home with it ... ie... policemen, irate fathers with tummy swelled daughters (greedy buggers - ate their own freshly peeled sprog and now wants yours) - and various assortments of shady characters.
Recork the oven from which the peeled sprog was first delivered to prevent further growth.
What the hell all this has got to do with Postie on this forum I don't know
Sexpert
Sorry all, but I decided it was time to go back OT (that's on- not off-).
Exactly the same here..... saved me typing that out ! Ta ES...
I'm a member of the same club - though I am a bit of a post slut, I'll reply to anything if I have something to say on the matter and it's not already been discussed to hell. The bit I'm not good at is starting threads (been here almost a year now and I think about 3 or 4 started?)
Don't care who's on here when I reply, but you can usually tell without looking at the list above the posts - just see who replied to a tonne of them at the top! I almost never unsubscribe from emails to the posts I've contributed to but I don't always keep up with them. The odd one or two reallly interesting ones (come on Dave Notts wheres part 2 of your parachuting story) get subscribed to without a post.
My worst problem is not wanting to hit "Preview". I usually just post, and sometimes end up editing about 3 or 4 times before I'm happy with it (with long ones). By which time everyone's read it already!
Quote by postie
I just look at the subject titles to see if there're any new ones that take my fancy and to check the threads I've been following the previous time I logged on (if I can remember which ones they were). :confused:
Beyond that it's all a bit of a mystery really!
Exactly the same here..... saved me typing that out ! Ta ES...
I'm a member of the same club - though I am a bit of a post slut, I'll reply to anything if I have something to say on the matter and it's not already been discussed to hell. The bit I'm not good at is starting threads (been here almost a year now and I think about 3 or 4 started?)
Don't care who's on here when I reply, but you can usually tell without looking at the list above the posts - just see who replied to a tonne of them at the top! I almost never unsubscribe from emails to the posts I've contributed to but I don't always keep up with them. The odd one or two reallly interesting ones (come on Dave Notts wheres part 2 of your parachuting story) get subscribed to without a post.
My worst problem is not wanting to hit "Preview". I usually just post, and sometimes end up editing about 3 or 4 times before I'm happy with it (with long ones). By which time everyone's read it already!
Sex God
I open pretty much all threads, except where the title indicates a done to death subject and has already had a few replies - you know what's in them, someone has asked a recurring question and someone else has answered it and it's locked, so no need to read it.
Once I'm in a thread if the first few posts aren't interesting to me personally I'll skip to the end and see if it's gone off on a tangent, then maybe go back and try to pick it up from the point where it got interesting.
I admit to looking out for particular people who I find especially funny or interesting, but I try not to be exclusive because even people that I don't usually have anything in common with will occasionally post something that grabs my attention.
So, all in all, although I don't quite read everything I suppose I'm a bit of a post glutton.
Once I'm in a thread if the first few posts aren't interesting to me personally I'll skip to the end and see if it's gone off on a tangent, then maybe go back and try to pick it up from the point where it got interesting.
I admit to looking out for particular people who I find especially funny or interesting, but I try not to be exclusive because even people that I don't usually have anything in common with will occasionally post something that grabs my attention.
So, all in all, although I don't quite read everything I suppose I'm a bit of a post glutton.
Sex God
Hey come on folks - this is like being down the pub and someone says 'Do you watch Coronation Street?' and everyone says 'Nah! I don't watch the tele me!' Only for that answer read 'I generally open all threads...blah, blah , blah!'
Everybody looks out for someone - and don't give me any shit that you don't! I do!
Debs, you've hit the nerve again girl! Yer a diamond!
Everybody looks out for someone - and don't give me any shit that you don't! I do!
Debs, you've hit the nerve again girl! Yer a diamond!
