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How do you measure a cock??????

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What cock size do you like

3" - 5" 0%
8"- 9" 0%
6" - 8" 0%
under 3" 0%
10" - 11" 0%
5" - 7" 0%
9" - 10" 0%
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Hmmmm don't know if i can vote in this one. " What cock size would I LIKE....
If you mean would I like mine to be bigger, then well, yeah... rolleyes
If you mean if I HAD to have one inserted in me... then under 3 inches please biggrin
Feeling far too serious today to cope with the humour in this thread - but thanks its put me in a good mood!
Quote by postie
Hmmm just wondering is all.......
bolt

Ah, postie, postie, postie... I do hope this thread doesn't imply what I think it does. confused
~Reese! surprised (taking the 5th)
What I am trying to say is what size cock do you or would you must enjoy getting fucked by.
I am not asking males what cock size though would like there cock to be... lol
Though maybe someone should start a poll on that one.. lol
Quote by Reese
Hmmm just wondering is all.......
bolt

Ah, postie, postie, postie... I do hope this thread doesn't imply what I think it does. confused
~Reese! surprised (taking the 5th)
You leave your Colonial Legalese outside the door Reese matey biggrin
I fear it does my friend....
innocent :gagged:
Quote by Alexandra
Am not taking the piss because it must be a nightmare if its something you have, but there are two votes for under 3'' - does this mean your flaccid and erect states are the same length?

And do you think all the blokes on here actually give honest and serious answers? rolleyes
Specially to polls which have been done umpteen times! biggrin
Ok true - but sexysteph mentioned a particularly small one so she might know the answer..
Reese you are so cruel my friend
And wrong :shock:
in fact if you look on

you will see just how wrong wink
Quote by AtomCom
What I am trying to say is what size cock do you or would you must enjoy getting fucked by.
I am not asking males what cock size though would like there cock to be... lol
Though maybe someone should start a poll on that one.. lol

What a marvellous idea :idea:
How big was Hilter's cock btw ????????????????
More ?
Or less, than six raspberries dunno
Quote by warwick
Reese you are so cruel my friend
And wrong :shock:
in fact if you look on

you will see just how wrong wink

Oh Warwick - how Could you????? confused
That is almost as bad as www.postiessexualproblems.com
Cock size doesn't matter, only how you use it.
Then again, ever tried hammering nails with a toffee hammer? lol
Quote by dambuster
How big was Hilter's cock btw ????????????????

Not sure, but he only had 1 ball though.
I have 14", but I'd like 3"
Oh wait..... :huh: :doh:
Quote by postie
You leave your Colonial Legalese outside the door Reese matey biggrin

Oops, sorry 'bout that...had assumed it to have permeated the international lexicon. redface
Quote by warwick
Reese you are so cruel my friend

Am not!! 'Twas an honest inquiry, is all. Besides, I don't think he fancies me anyway. :cry:
(will get me coat, now)
Quote by Reese
You leave your Colonial Legalese outside the door Reese matey biggrin

Oops, sorry 'bout that...had assumed it to have permeated the international lexicon. redface
Quote by warwick
Reese you are so cruel my friend

Am not!! 'Twas an honest inquiry, is all. Besides, I don't think he fancies me anyway. :cry:
(will get me coat, now)
Awww Reese ..... can't say that I do, but having met you I think you are a really nice fella and there's no need to get your coat....
( did i just say an American was a nice fella?? Bloody Hell, he must be then! )
Postie - did you see that site I found for you and your cock problems?
Quote by Alexandra
Postie - did you see that site I found for you and your cock problems?

innocent what dear?
flipa
Quote by postie
Postie - did you see that site I found for you and your cock problems?

innocent what dear?
flipa
Ahh is that where you got to then wink
Quote by Alexandra
Postie - did you see that site I found for you and your cock problems?

innocent what dear?
flipa
Ahh is that where you got to then wink
redface admittedly was looking at it..... very informative
especially the bit on ....
gerontophilia. evil
Quote by postie
Postie - did you see that site I found for you and your cock problems?

innocent what dear?
flipa
Ahh is that where you got to then wink
redface admittedly was looking at it..... very informative
especially the bit on ....
gerontophilia. evil
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
AtomCom have you had this obsession for cock sizes long? :shock:
I just want to see if I have something I can offer .. lol
What to know if I can be called WE or VWE or VVWE ... lol
Quote by AtomCom
I just want to see if I have something I can offer .. lol
What to know if I can be called WE or VWE or VVWE ... lol

giz a look and i'll tell you wink
Quote by AtomCom
I just want to see if I have something I can offer .. lol
What to know if I can be called WE or VWE or VVWE ... lol

If you want to make it look longer, just bend your knees
Quote by AtomCom
I just want to see if I have something I can offer .. lol
What to know if I can be called WE or VWE or VVWE ... lol

or maggot? :lol2:
Postie:
I find myself curiously concerned, yet marginally excited by the fact that you and my husband have been comparing cock size. (All be it verbally).
I think there must be a way to clarify this dilemma.
Also, if you are possibly slightly less well endowed than Reese, and I understand some men are, then I could possibly do a test to put pay to this question once and for all.
Maybe with another fem to help.
Cocoa anyone?
Quote by postie
I just want to see if I have something I can offer .. lol
What to know if I can be called WE or VWE or VVWE ... lol

or maggot? :lol2:
nope not a maggot i've had his pic wink :wink:
Hi well thank you for that comment..
It is nice to be complimented ...
Can you please convert the measurement to the metric system as 18 cm's sounds alot bigger than 5 inches smile
Well maybe we should convert.
Well is european standard ... But then again could open up a whole canof worms. We might not be meeting the proper size or shape... lol rolleyes
Right im just wondering something.......... how do you measure a cock? alot of ads on here are looking for men with 10"+ cocks or whatever and id just like to know how you measure one! do you measure from the balls up to the tip? or is it along the top side, what you would see if you were looking down on it?
I for one have never measured it, perfectly happy with what i have and have never had any complaints but find it ammusing that so many do! does it really matter? or is performance the key?
cheers
Ewen