How do you measure a cock??????

7 Oct 2003

Now for Diesel soot my granny used to always swear by scrubbing vigorously backwards and forwards in a neighbours spring loaded letterbox while wearing a tutu and a blue flashing police light and yelling "Woo Woo Woo" at the top of your voice.

Your granny used to swear by that???? :shock:
My granny used to swear at my grandad, but that's another story wink

Think I'm starting to realise that some of the advice, dished out in these forums, is not all it's cracked up to be rolleyes

Anyway, I'm getting to like my black willy, so there :P

7 Oct 2003

Oh, but you must never again have sex in any form, or it will wither and fall off. Sorry, should probably have mentioned that before.
lhk
Kat

7 Oct 2003

Kat
The lights are on, but there's nobody in :high-smile:
Mal wink

7 Oct 2003

The lights are on, but there's nobody in

Don't be daft, Lord Nelson is over there, Henry the 8th, Joan of Arc, Cleopatra having a foursome, and in the corner is Florence Nightingale being impaled by Vlad the Impaler.
Just cos no one else can see them, does not mean they are not there!
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
I think Friday has come early this week!
lhk
Kat

7 Oct 2003

Kat
I think we both have too much time on our hands! I don't start my new job until next month - what's your excuse?
Mal
wink

7 Oct 2003

Is it Banana...
oops wrong thread.
steve
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7 Oct 2003

Don't be daft, Lord Nelson is over there, Henry the 8th, Joan of Arc, Cleopatra having a foursome, and in the corner is Florence Nightingale being impaled by Vlad the Impaler.
Just cos no one else can see them, does not mean they are not there!

I'm getting very worried now. Ever since Kat moved up to "swinger status", his mind has gone AWOL :shock:
What's even more worrying............ I actually tried his remedies, before realising I was taking the advice of a mad man!! confused

Ahhhhhh well, looks like it's a life of celibacy for me :cry:

8 Oct 2003

the answer is simple
size does not matter at all. I only have a small cock but I always have a great time lol

8 Oct 2003

And so you should for being so honest wink

26 Jul 2004

one thing ive noticed when surfing the ads is lots of ladies require large cocks (fair enuff),but what about us mere mortal souls who aint 10"+.
are we destined to have empty mail boxes????
so my question is how big is normal or small or whatever(im a mere 6" fairly thick)
is size important or is it just greedy girls with more choice than enuff.
there rant over, lol

26 Jul 2004

Try reading this
Big Cocks vs Smaller Cocks
then shut up.

26 Jul 2004

you misunderstoodwhat i want to know is how big i w/e where is the bench mark set???

26 Jul 2004

I think, in general, 5-7 inches is average. Anything above 7 inches is w/e, with 8-9inches being vwe and so forth. But of course, many men inflate their sizes, and try to pass off 6-inchers as w/e, and so forth... it's all very loose.

26 Jul 2004

cheers roger,it takes a man to cut the bull and answer a perfectly honest question smile

26 Jul 2004

Quote by mr emann
cheers roger,it takes a man to cut the bull and answer a perfectly honest question

Careful, and be very afraid.............
Venusxxx

26 Jul 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
cheers roger,it takes a man to cut the bull and answer a perfectly honest question

Careful, and be very afraid.............
Venusxxx
why????

26 Jul 2004

Obviously it doesn`t take a man to figure out why....................... rolleyes

Venusxxx

26 Jul 2004

Quote by mr emann
cheers roger,it takes a man to cut the bull and answer a perfectly honest question

Careful, and be very afraid.............
Venusxxx
why????
Because we, the collective we, as in everyone else on this site, get pissed off when people come on here, ask for advice, are given the advice, and then take the piss out of others. If you want to get on with people on this site, have a bit more respect!! mad

Mal

26 Jul 2004

im not taking the piss mal, im just very nieve in sum areas .
i prefer straight answers to straight questions and not a vague answer that is in fact a question or statement that is insulting me.
i formaly apologise if any one is taking offence,we all have to ask questions to learn answers

26 Jul 2004

Quote by mr emann
im not taking the piss mal, im just very nieve in sum areas .
i prefer straight answers to straight questions and not a vague answer that is in fact a question or statement that is insulting me.
i formaly apologise if any one is taking offence,we all have to ask questions to learn answers

Yes we do ask questions, but if you had been bothered to read through what was very kindly put in front of you, you would have got the answers to your question! And since you like straight talking, here's some more. You will find your ads deleted and you banned from the ads, because you didn't bother reading about how many ads per section you were allowed and you didn't bother reading about the bit where you are not allowed to put other peoples' pics in your ad. Is that straight enough for you?
Mal

21 Sep 2004

Mine's just over 7" round ;)

21 Sep 2004

Quote by SthYrksCpl
Mine's just over 7" round ;)

Mine won't bend round in a circle...how do I measure it ? sad

21 Sep 2004

ive never measured my girth but yours sounds a nice size :twisted: :twisted:

21 Sep 2004

Quote by markandnicky
i recently got asked about my cock size and how thick it was, we wasnt sure how to check thickness, so we got told to measure the circumfrence of cock, when we did this it was 5+3/4 inch. which we thought was quite thick as only 6+1/2 long, any help on wethr girth is good, what is ave e.t.c

Does it matter what size it is??? As long as you two are happy with the size then that is all that matters.
In the chatroom one day, someone was going on about their length and how big it was. A mod piped up and said "I have three inches but can go for 45 mins, so that equates to a mile and a half" lol

:lol: :lol:
So unless it matters to you what size other people are, then don't worry. I couldn't care less, as I have what I have and I couldn't change it, unless it has been invented how to graft on a horses dick :shock:
So if someone ever says "Who can that please?" the answer is simple ME.
Dave_Notts

21 Sep 2004

Well said, that man!
I do know of a guy who is 9 in length and the width of a cig packet - he showed me on cam. I was scared to be honest! :shock:

21 Sep 2004

Sorry about that redface

I wont do it again lol

21 Sep 2004

Quote by Dave__Notts
In the chatroom one day, someone was going on about their length and how big it was. A mod piped up and said "I have three inches but can go for 45 mins, so that equates to a mile and a half" :lol: :lol:

Bloody hell! I just did the maths and found that cums to 704 TPM (erm... "Thrusts Per Minute")!! :shock:
~Reese! surprised

21 Sep 2004

In the opinion of one delightful emailer ( rolleyes

)
"WE R SICK OF WANKETS WHO SAY THEY ARE THICK. ONLY EMAIL US AGAIN IF YOUR TO THICK TO FIT INTO A LOO ROLE*"
So there you go, a definitive answer as to what constitutes 'thick' ;)
*all spelling and grammatical errors writer's own

21 Sep 2004

Quote by Reese
In the chatroom one day, someone was going on about their length and how big it was. A mod piped up and said "I have three inches but can go for 45 mins, so that equates to a mile and a half" :lol: :lol:

Bloody hell! I just did the maths and found that cums to 704 TPM (erm... "Thrusts Per Minute")!! :shock:
~Reese! surprised

Wow, he must have duracell up his arse for that many TPM.
Dave_Notts

21 Sep 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl
Mine's just over 7" round ;)

Mine won't bend round in a circle...how do I measure it ? sad

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What cock size do you like