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How do you measure a cock??????
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Sex God
It depends - what size do you think is best, Jamie?
Jamie,
Check out this website...its pretty informative:
There are all sorts of myths about penis size and all sorts of companies have manipulated it to their advantage. The most common myth is that all women like 'em large...I've been turned down twice for being 'well endowed' :doh: , its simply not true, any more than its true to say that all men like big titties... same thing - some like 'em big, some like 'em small, some don't care...
Most of the ones Ive met care more about "how good can you lick?" than "what size is your dick?" ......yummy :lickface:
Yours cunnilingualy,
Peter
Check out this website...its pretty informative:
There are all sorts of myths about penis size and all sorts of companies have manipulated it to their advantage. The most common myth is that all women like 'em large...I've been turned down twice for being 'well endowed' :doh: , its simply not true, any more than its true to say that all men like big titties... same thing - some like 'em big, some like 'em small, some don't care...
Most of the ones Ive met care more about "how good can you lick?" than "what size is your dick?" ......yummy :lickface:
Yours cunnilingualy,
Peter
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Pete
'cunnilingualy'
Is that REALLY a word or are you just joshin' with us
Mal
'cunnilingualy'
Is that REALLY a word or are you just joshin' with us
Mal
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Typical Pete
you seemed to have thought up a very difficult word to get your tongue around - if you know what I mean :lickface:
A bit like Dyslexia being a difficult word to spell for people suffering from word-blindness
Mal
you seemed to have thought up a very difficult word to get your tongue around - if you know what I mean :lickface:
A bit like Dyslexia being a difficult word to spell for people suffering from word-blindness
Mal
Sex God
I'm sort of the opposite of you, Heather - I prefer the big ones for sucking, medium ones for fucking, and the small ones - well, erm...depends how small, but maybe someone could use some fishing bait at the weekend? OOhhhh, nasty, aren't I ? The small ones have their uses, I'm sure....
? The small ones have their uses, I'm sure....
Sex God
I always wondered why photocopiers break down so often - now I know why
To look at yes, to use no,
Width is better than length but in the end what you do with it is more important, in fact ,correction !, what is attached to it is more important i.e. YOU!
You can be massive but if you don't look after yourself then I'm not interested, or on the other hand be good-looking have a nice body and good manor and be small,
Years ago I was with a guy who was very small, but when he made love he sort of grinded rather than just pumped,
He was VERY good
Stop going on about the size guys and start working on your body & technique
Alison
Width is better than length but in the end what you do with it is more important, in fact ,correction !, what is attached to it is more important i.e. YOU!
You can be massive but if you don't look after yourself then I'm not interested, or on the other hand be good-looking have a nice body and good manor and be small,
Years ago I was with a guy who was very small, but when he made love he sort of grinded rather than just pumped,
He was VERY good
Stop going on about the size guys and start working on your body & technique
Alison
Jamie...
Women differ as much as men. I prefer guys to look 'normal'. By that I mean I actually get turned off if a guy looks like he's just walked out of the Kays catalogue. They can keep their film star looks, fake tan and bottox pecks... Give me REAL guys, lived in, a little rough around the edges... just so long as they are as horney as hell for me I'm happy!
Size very often doesn't come into it. And all those chaps that boast about being 'Heavy Cummers' and 'Quick repeaters' has me in stitches... I've got three pints of plain yoghurt in the fridge but it's no use without a recipe to go with it.
:lol:
What I want is to be fucking right across the room and clinging onto the walls for dear life. :twisted: But that's just me.... 8)
Hxx
Women differ as much as men. I prefer guys to look 'normal'. By that I mean I actually get turned off if a guy looks like he's just walked out of the Kays catalogue. They can keep their film star looks, fake tan and bottox pecks... Give me REAL guys, lived in, a little rough around the edges... just so long as they are as horney as hell for me I'm happy!
Size very often doesn't come into it. And all those chaps that boast about being 'Heavy Cummers' and 'Quick repeaters' has me in stitches... I've got three pints of plain yoghurt in the fridge but it's no use without a recipe to go with it.
:lol: What I want is to be fucking right across the room and clinging onto the walls for dear life. :twisted: But that's just me.... 8)
Hxx
Sex God
Why are you asking the question, Jamie? Is this some research project, or have you a small dick and trying to make up for it...?
Quote by Heather
Women differ as much as men. I prefer guys to look 'normal'. By that I mean I actually get turned off if a guy looks like he's just walked out of the Kays catalogue.
I agree 100% with that one and i`ll go further re swinging scene and this site, there are types of men I like for sex that fit my fantasy that I wouldn't want to date, meet again or have a relationship with.
Hard looking foul mouthed Neanderthal type tattooed men are a big turn on for me during sex, but I wouldn't want a relationship with one,
alternatively I have also met guys who are loving and tender and want to make love when we have met with my husband during a threesome, but if I wanted that I would stay at home and do it with my him, I'm looking for something different, sex, not love making,
My husband says that the biggest turn off for him when swapping is if the woman just wants to lie there and do nothing, and showing no reaction or sound, expecting him to just get on with it and pleasure her,
The same thing applies with me, I'm swinging for excitement and something different, get inside my head and open some of my boxes of fantasies and you have me hook line and sinker,
A big penis isn't all I'm looking for, or id stick with a dildo, the reason a dildo won't do is because it doesn't have a man attached.
Alison
Sex God
I'd prefer to know what bi men think about all this, but maybe that's just me being pervy :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
That's if I can get my knob out the photo-copier. When will I learn?
:lol: :lol: Just as long as you didn't press double sided, it can be a bugger getting your knob round the sharp corners in the duplexer.
And don't get me started on Sort/Staple. Do it yourself Prince ...... damnit, mental block! help me outsomeone!
LHK
Kat
Doesn't matter how it looks, it is how it FEELS that matters. There are times when I think Kat has slipped himself a quick botox injection and OMG, but it never seems to look any different before hand.
Now mine is going, and I have to be back at work soon!
going to be a long afternoon.....Might just be time if I am very quick! :twisted:
Kit
xxxx
IMAGINATION
Now mine is going, and I have to be back at work soon!
going to be a long afternoon.....Might just be time if I am very quick! :twisted:
Kit
xxxx
Quote by KitKat
Do it yourself Prince ...... damnit, mental block! help me outsomeone!
.... Albert!
Mandy
I hate to see a guy struggling....
Albert!
Again!
lhk
As Foxylady says, imagination is very important. However, does it just have to be the blokes who shows some? 
Come on ladies, you're not telling me you simply lie back and think of England do you?? (Yes I know, before you rise up in anger, some of you may wish to think of lesser countries) :P
What's more important is getting the mood right, passions running high and you going for it for all you're worth. At times like this any male member will rise to the challenge and can appear, if not actually, bigger.
Anyone got any suggestions, for removing laser print from sensitive skin? Somehow managed to end up with Wendy, printed on my willy :shock: When erect, it actually says Welcome to Salford have a nice day, but that's another story
Come on ladies, you're not telling me you simply lie back and think of England do you?? (Yes I know, before you rise up in anger, some of you may wish to think of lesser countries) :P
What's more important is getting the mood right, passions running high and you going for it for all you're worth. At times like this any male member will rise to the challenge and can appear, if not actually, bigger.
Anyone got any suggestions, for removing laser print from sensitive skin? Somehow managed to end up with Wendy, printed on my willy :shock: When erect, it actually says Welcome to Salford have a nice day, but that's another story
Anyone got any suggestions, for removing laser print from sensitive skin?
I understand that the soot from the exaust of a red van in very good for that.
Suggest you go and have a go right now!
oops Kat
Great suggestion, Kit or Kat!!!
No more print visible on my willy.............. Because I've now got a black willy, from all the f***in' diesel soot!!!
:x :x :x
Anyone got any...........?
Hang on a minute maybe all isn't lost here? Where were those advertisers, looking for a black cock? 8)
No more print visible on my willy.............. Because I've now got a black willy, from all the f***in' diesel soot!!!
:x :x :x Anyone got any...........?
Hang on a minute maybe all isn't lost here? Where were those advertisers, looking for a black cock? 8)
OH it's a DIESEL
That's compleatly different!
Now for Diesel soot my granny used to always swear by scrubbing vigorously backwards and forwards in a neighbours spring loaded letterbox while wearing a tutu and a blue flashing police light and yelling "Woo Woo Woo" at the top of your voice.
Let me know how you get on, never tried it myself.
:angel:
Kat
That's compleatly different!
Now for Diesel soot my granny used to always swear by scrubbing vigorously backwards and forwards in a neighbours spring loaded letterbox while wearing a tutu and a blue flashing police light and yelling "Woo Woo Woo" at the top of your voice.
Let me know how you get on, never tried it myself.
:angel:
Kat
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Kat
You're losing it
Mal
You're losing it
Mal
