How do you tune a squirrel?

10 Apr 2008

Quote by helnheaven
Oh and Aquilo, that avatar is creepy :scared:

I was just gonna say that :shock: :scared:

10 Apr 2008

Quote by Sassy-Seren

Oh and Aquilo, that avatar is creepy :scared:

I was just gonna say that :shock: :scared:
Great minds wink

10 Apr 2008

Quote by helnheaven
Ok so Im a squirrel murderer, I didnt mean to run over the poor thing, it just happened to jump under my front wheel, mu lud. I was traumatised for months :cry:

Well, I put it to you Ms. Heaven that you did willfully and intentionally drive over said squirrel with the sole purpose of using it's lifeless body as a makeshift woodwind instrument!
Furthermore..... that you did also kill other woodland creatures to create your own 'animal orchestra'...
...may I draw the jury's attention to exhibits A, B and C, recovered from the boot of Ms. Heaven's car....
Exhibit A..... A Tortoise Tambourine
Exhibit B..... A Churchmouse Cello
Exhibit C..... An Otter Oboe
... I rest my case M'Lud!

11 Apr 2008

Quote by Aquilo

Ok so Im a squirrel murderer, I didnt mean to run over the poor thing, it just happened to jump under my front wheel, mu lud. I was traumatised for months :cry:

Well, I put it to you Ms. Heaven that you did willfully and intentionally drive over said squirrel with the sole purpose of using it's lifeless body as a makeshift woodwind instrument!
Furthermore..... that you did also kill other woodland creatures to create your own 'animal orchestra'...
...may I draw the jury's attention to exhibits A, B and C, recovered from the boot of Ms. Heaven's car....
Exhibit A..... A Tortoise Tambourine
Exhibit B..... A Churchmouse Cello
Exhibit C..... An Otter Oboe
... I rest my case M'Lud!
I didnt see em, I didnt do it, I wasnt there honest :cry:
and that avatar is REALLY scaring me now!

11 Apr 2008

Flower said that a musical instrument made from a squirrel is a stupid idea ;-)

Quote by flower411
I`m surprised no one has gone into the squirrel thread and pointed out that a musical instrument made of squirrels is a stupid idea !!

:lol2:

11 Apr 2008

Quote by Steve
Flower said that a musical instrument made from a squirrel is a stupid idea ;-)

I`m surprised no one has gone into the squirrel thread and pointed out that a musical instrument made of squirrels is a stupid idea !!

:lol2:
Do you have witnesses? lol

11 Apr 2008

Forget that.....Ive just seen lol

11 Apr 2008

Quote by flower411
Some people have got far to much time on their hands !!

Awwww Flower kiss

You wish you were that squirrel doncha, admit it you do doncha!!! wink

11 Apr 2008

Quote by helnheaven

Oh and Aquilo, that avatar is creepy :scared:

I was just gonna say that :shock: :scared:
Great minds wink

Me?.... Creepy?.... Women don't usually say that to me... until after they've met me!!
Anyhoo.... hope the replacement avatar doesn't creep you out... it's my idea for a Squirrel Trumpet!
I've put the full-size pic here:

Please don't attempt to copy my idea... I have the Patent Pending... so, if I walk into Argos next week and find Squirrel Trumpets© already on sale... Grrr... I'll come lookin' for ya!

11 Apr 2008

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2::lol2: :lol2: :lol2::lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Aquilo, I bloody love it :thumbup:
Can I have one, can I, please :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

11 Apr 2008

Reminds me of a book I bought my sister yrs ago...101 ways to use a stuffed cat! (sorry all you cat owners I have a strange sense of humour). One of them was a desk pencil sharpener... Im sure you know where the pencil went? confused

:? :?

:lol:
Im sat here imagining Dawnie blowing on a squirrel trumpet :lol: :lol: :lol:

11 Apr 2008

Quote by flower411
Reminds me of a book I bought my sister yrs ago...101 ways to use a stuffed cat! (sorry all you cat owners I have a strange sense of humour). One of them was a desk pencil sharpener... Im sure you know where the pencil went? :? :? :lol:
Im sat here imagining Dawnie blowing on a squirrel trumpet :lol: :lol: :lol:

OOO I`ve still got that book lying around here somewhere !! :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Glad Im not the only one with a strange sense of humour! Think I got the title wrong tho, was it 101 ways to use a dead cat??
In edit, just remembered I bought her the one about hamster as well...(not sure if I say the title here) redface

:lol: :lol:

11 Apr 2008

Aquilo, oh how your avator makes me think *this one time at band camp i stuck a flute up my......* :giggle:
or do i just have a really strange sence of humour dunno

11 Apr 2008

Quote by Dawnie
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2::lol2: :lol2: :lol2::lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Aquilo, I bloody love it :thumbup:
Can I have one, can I, please :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Aquilo, I bloody love it :thumbup:
I had heard the rumours Dawnie! redface

Can I have one, can I, please
Dawnie... I'd just love to give you one!
Oo..er... I've turned into Finbar Saunders and his Double Entendre's!!

11 Apr 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x
Aquilo, oh how your avator makes me think *this one time at band camp i stuck a flute up my......* :giggle:
or do i just have a really strange sence of humour

No... not a strange sense of humour... just a very tuneful fanny Fanny!

11 Apr 2008

Quote by Aquilo
Aquilo, oh how your avator makes me think *this one time at band camp i stuck a flute up my......* :giggle:
or do i just have a really strange sence of humour

No... not a strange sense of humour... just a very tuneful fanny Fanny!
Damn secrets out i have a tuneful fanny :giggle:

11 Apr 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x
Damn secrets out i have a tuneful fanny :giggle:

Surely that's a good thing?
An audible aid for your lovers.....
Bad Sex = Toot......... Toot........ Toot.............
Good Sex = Toot..Toot..Toot..Toot..Toot..Toot..Toot..PARRRPPPPPPPPP!!!
I'm so pleased I resisted the urge to say that it would make it easy for you and your partner to make sweet music together.... DAMMIT!!

11 Apr 2008

Quote by Aquilo
I'm so pleased I resisted the urge to say that it would make it easy for you and your partner to make sweet music together.... DAMMIT!!

why? we do sometimes wink

11 Apr 2008

Quote by flower411
Flower said that a musical instrument made from a squirrel is a stupid idea ;-)

I`m surprised no one has gone into the squirrel thread and pointed out that a musical instrument made of squirrels is a stupid idea !!

:lol2:
Do you have witnesses? lol

Some people have got far to much time on their hands !! :roll:

:smackbottom: get back to work!!!

11 Apr 2008

Aquilo
You are bloody barmy man! It must be a Halifax thing, I know peeps from there and they are barmy too!
I love the new avatar passionkiss

11 Apr 2008

Quote by helnheaven
Aquilo
You are bloody barmy man! It must be a Halifax thing, I know peeps from there and they are barmy too!
I love the new avatar

I think it may well be a Halifax thing... it's something in our water..... WHISKEY!!!!! :cheers:
Glad ya like the new avatar... thought I'd better change it before I started to get the wrong kind of name for myself!
Creepy indeed! :doh:

11 Apr 2008

Quote by Aquilo

I think it may well be a Halifax thing... it's something in our water..... WHISKEY!!!!! :cheers:

The last time I tasted Halifax water it wasnt very nice and looked a bit, er, murky. Having said that, it was in a pub which is now, long gone, (hardly suprising if they couldnt even get the water right) in Gibbert Street lol

12 Apr 2008

:notes:
Makes notes not to drink the water in Halifax!
lol

12 Apr 2008

Quote by helnheaven
The last time I tasted Halifax water it wasnt very nice and looked a bit, er, murky. Having said that, it was in a pub which is now, long gone, (hardly suprising if they couldnt even get the water right) in Gibbert Street

Quote by Sarah
:notes:
Makes notes not to drink the water in Halifax!
:lol:

helnheaven!.... Sarah!.... I really must protest!!
Drinking Yorkshire water has made me the man I am today.... oh.... er... I see your point redface

Makes note to buy 'bottled' variety from now on...
...cos Scottish Highland 'spa' water is SO worth a quid a bottle! After all, the men in kilts had to catch that running water and bottle it... the overheads must be..... ooh... NON-EXISTENT!

12 Apr 2008

Quote by Aquilo

The last time I tasted Halifax water it wasnt very nice and looked a bit, er, murky. Having said that, it was in a pub which is now, long gone, (hardly suprising if they couldnt even get the water right) in Gibbert Street

Quote by Sarah
:notes:
Makes notes not to drink the water in Halifax!
:lol:

helnheaven!.... Sarah!.... I really must protest!!
Drinking Yorkshire water has made me the man I am today.... oh.... er... I see your point redface

Makes note to buy 'bottled' variety from now on...
...cos Scottish Highland 'spa' water is SO worth a quid a bottle! After all, the men in kilts had to catch that running water and bottle it... the overheads must be..... ooh... NON-EXISTENT!
I just had a bottle of highland spring......I don't think it did me any harm. Having said that I've just covered the next bottle with batter and started to deep fry it! :silly:

12 Apr 2008

Quote by Aquilo
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2::lol2: :lol2: :lol2::lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Aquilo, I bloody love it :thumbup:
Can I have one, can I, please :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Aquilo, I bloody love it :thumbup:
I had heard the rumours Dawnie! redface

Can I have one, can I, please
Dawnie... I'd just love to give you one!
Oo..er... I've turned into Finbar Saunders and his Double Entendre's!!
Honestly Aquilo, you really are very flirtatious, keep it up :giggle:

12 Apr 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x
Aquilo, oh how your avator makes me think *this one time at band camp i stuck a flute up my......* :giggle:
or do i just have a really strange sence of humour

Mmmmm.... well your avatar got me thinking too X_Fanny... :P
... is this what you're hiding in that cleavage?...

12 Apr 2008

Quote by Aquilo
Drinking Yorkshire water has made me the man I am today.... oh.... er... I see your point

Nowt wrong with Yorkshire Water, I drink gallons of the stuff everyday. Its just Halifax Water thats a bit 'iffy' I think they have their own supply wink

12 Apr 2008

Quote by Aquilo
Aquilo, oh how your avator makes me think *this one time at band camp i stuck a flute up my......* :giggle:
or do i just have a really strange sence of humour

Mmmmm.... well your avatar got me thinking too X_Fanny... :P
... is this what you're hiding in that cleavage?...

oh ffs you been talking to dek :twisted: yes my boobs have the apt? name of grant n phil :scared: another of my secrets is out bolt

12 Apr 2008

Sad that I am, I did the maths recently. A 500ml bottle of not too expensive water 59p. Tap water is about £1 per cubic metre, 1,000 litres. The equivalent in bottled water would be = £1180.
I certainly wouldn't want to spend that washing the car LOL.