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I think this has been done before, but just for the record I got 26.5 years, £2,000 fine and a possible death penalty. :shock:
That was cool, some intresting little fact on there..... I will find some innocent victim to bore them with later... biggrin
Am a good lad though, only 11.5 potential years locked up, or a £2000 fine!....GULP!
Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000 :shock:
I always get a fine but no prison time.....it pays to have a good alibi and a fall guy :twisted:
56 six years in prison and £9,500 in fines, bloody hell i should be locked up and the key thrown away. lol
what a naughty boy i got 37 years in jail and fined £5000
Years in prison: 111.5 Potential fine: £4500,
better get ma self a brief
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I think this has been done before, but just for the record I got 26.5 years, £2,000 fine and a possible death penalty. :shock:

Sorry I ahould have really used that Search thingy-me-bob shudnt I! Sorry, I am forgiven??? Please please please sad
:therethere:
It's ok, certainly forgive you, and it seems like it's been long enough that nobody's felt the need to complain. smile
Oh my word - you really are a law abiding lot.
I got 77 years and in fines
It seems I'm not the sweet simpering child I thougt I was.
Mollie
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 46.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

this is another of those rubbish t'internet testy things!
i'm disappointed! figured i'd qualify as a future lifer at the very least! i ticked loads i did. wondering exactly what the rest of you have done to deserve 80 odd feckin' years? dunno
*takes notes, and considers grassing everyone up to the old bill*
neil x x x ;)
goody 2 shoes me only 8 years.......just looking for a slipper princess
good grief! 51 years in prison and a £7000 fine!
best go polish the halo a little more! :angel:
:twisted:
£0 fine and 0 years in prison, I must be a saint :angel: :smug:
Quote by MadAtGravity
£0 fine and 0 years in prison, I must be a saint :angel: :smug:

dib dib dib
lmao lol
Quote by Darkfire
£0 fine and 0 years in prison, I must be a saint :angel: :smug:

dib dib dib
lmao lol
Go ahead, mock all you like, just because I'm an angel amongst all you sinners...................
Who am I trying to kid, I can be bad when the mood takes me :twisted:
And Here's me thinking I was a real Saint, never done by the law, and I end up with:
and £9500 fine.
I might as well change my way of living. wink
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
Ner ner ner ner ner !!! Just call me Saint Sam :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
Ner ner ner ner ner !!! Just call me Saint Sam :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

We'll soon change that! ;)
Steve xxxxxxxxx
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I got 86.5 years In jail! sad Im ust be a naughty naughty princess :twisted:
Ill need spanking now??
Any offers??? lol

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
27.5 years and £4500 fine, and I thought I was a good boy :shock:
Quote by steveg_nw
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
Ner ner ner ner ner !!! Just call me Saint Sam :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

We'll soon change that! ;)
Steve xxxxxxxxx
I note you didn't take the test and get the 105 years in prision and £1,000,000 fine that you deserve ............... Sinner Steve kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ooooops :shock:
97 years in the clink, £7000 fines
Who's Bad :twisted:
38 years and £9500 fine - interseting - got my new facts for the day now!
Quote by PrincessSwallows

Check this out and see how dodgy you really are????
86.5 years in prison for me and a £2000 fine!
evil :evil: I got 52 years & £9,500
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 98 Potential fine: £9500

It's a load of lies I tell ya!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Steve cool
Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Oops better tidy up my act ....... yeh right better off beenin this way i think
LOL
Prison 132 years
Fine = 9.5 K
possible DP (er, that's death penalty , btw)
Pity about the bow & arrow thing :uhoh: Now if the question had been about spears....... :grin: :grin: :grin:
Quote by Deviated Prevert
I think this has been done before, but just for the record I got 26.5 years, £2,000 fine and a possible death penalty. :shock:

Twice before that I remember!! rolleyes :roll: lol :lol: :lol:
no imprinsonment here, no fine but possible death penalty ? ? surely thats a bit harsh for a first offence lol
i got 98 yrs in prison and £9500 fine. no wonder i`m always skint
I always thought i was a good boy :angel:
33 years in jail and a £9500 fine!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I want my MUMMY!!!!!