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How gay are you??? (Gay-o-meter)

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neilinleeds
Sex God
Quote by little gem
Ooooooo!
I'm verrrrrrry gay! ;)

No shit!? :shock: Maybe that's why we have an ever growing number of pink and sparkly things in our 'ouse? confused As if the voile canopy and fairy lights over the bed wasn't bad enough? lol :P
I am 46% gay, very open minded between the sheets and just as balanced when out on the streets, apparently, which sounds about right. Don't see how trimming me pubes and occasionally using Durex Play can make me that gay, but hey, I'll go with it. ;)
Neil x x x ;)
Unknown User
Quote by neilinleeds
Don't see how trimming me pubes and occasionally using Durex Play can make me that gay, but hey, I'll go with it. ;)
Neil x x x ;)

It was probabaly more the face scrub and leather jock strap that swung it... wink
mollman1
Sexpert
Apparently i'am 53% Gay..... well thats ok with me :shock: :twisted:
laurent
Warming the Bed
When I always thought I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body...
My shrink is going to rubbs his hands at the amount of money i will spend to sort that one out!!???
Any one to help???!!!
x
confused:
Unknown User
76%
Mmmmm why am I always the last one to find out.
FrowningMango
Sexlightened
56%.
"You scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted Hetero man"
Unknown User
Quote by laurent
When I always thought I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body...
My shrink is going to rubbs his hands at the amount of money i will spend to sort that one out!!???
Any one to help???!!!
x
confused:

Yes..... come here, I can help :twisted:
wink
Unknown User
I am 40% gay
and I feel that is about right LOL
laurent
Warming the Bed
Quote by BIoke
When I always thought I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body...
My shrink is going to rubbs his hands at the amount of money i will spend to sort that one out!!???
Any one to help???!!!
x
confused:

Yes..... come here, I can help :twisted:
wink
lol I am sure you can but 300 miles is a little far for a session.. Thanks for the offer though...
x
laurent
Warming the Bed
Quote by BIoke
When I always thought I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body...
My shrink is going to rubbs his hands at the amount of money i will spend to sort that one out!!???
Any one to help???!!!
x
confused:

Yes..... come here, I can help :twisted:
wink
lol I am sure you can but 300 miles is a little far for a session.. Thanks for the offer though...
x
uk_eddie
Warming the Bed
I am 43% gay, very open minded between the sheets and just as balanced out on the streets!
Unknown User
lol how fun 70% gay omg rolleyes
and said, not that it could get any worse mind ...
careful! you may be straight-laced, but anymore butch and you'll have to fight off the girls ....
think i've gone to find a rock to hide under now lol :P redface :shock:
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< as made a sharp exit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Joewally
Orgasminator
Wtf????? erm no coment.......it's just a load of clap trap....ffs 36% whats this ? im sooo straight it must be fixed.....sweetie lol
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
I'm 40% gay - go figure wink

Me too... does that make us the perfect match?! :rascal:
:rascal:
Ooooh, I retook the test - I'm 43% gay now.
Tut tut Blokey... what've you done to me?! lol
Resonance
Sex God
30% gay.
I don't understand what this means. Is this a projection of my likelihood of being gay that day? If it does it means almost two full days a week I like chaps... Or is it a projection of my chances of being gay in the future? Does this mean 30% of me, as a physical being is gay? or am I 30% gay mentally?
My clothes must be 30% gay. I knew that Spandex and leather chaps with the arsecheeks out would get me found out in the end.
This means that 3 out of 10 times I have had sex with my wife, I have been wanting to have sex with another bloke. I wonder if they have mixed me up with my wife who I think every time she has sex with me would prefer it to be with another bloke?
Confused? Damn right I am. I need a blow job to sort it out and I don't know who to ask any longer...
Unknown User
Quote by Resonance
30% gay.
I don't understand what this means. Is this a projection of my likelihood of being gay that day? If it does it means almost two full days a week I like chaps... Or is it a projection of my chances of being gay in the future? Does this mean 30% of me, as a physical being is gay? or am I 30% gay mentally?
My clothes must be 30% gay. I knew that Spandex and leather chaps with the arsecheeks out would get me found out in the end.
This means that 3 out of 10 times I have had sex with my wife, I have been wanting to have sex with another bloke. I wonder if they have mixed me up with my wife who I think every time she has sex with me would prefer it to be with another bloke?
Confused? Damn right I am. I need a blow job to sort it out and I don't know who to ask any longer...

Ask the first person that comes along :giggle:
tmann
Sex God
looks like I am 25%, now all I need to know is which 25%?
Varken
Sex God
63%
Careful! You're not a gay cliché yet, but are well on your way. Bet all the girle girls just adore you.
Unknown User
im only 56% i wanted to be more gay than that x
Chrizm
Warming the Bed
LOL, Im, as in Mr, 26% gay and 65% a sexpert and the mrs is 40% gay.
Ian
Sex God
Quote by Ian
26% gay.
In my defence.... my leather trousers were from my motorbiking days. And as my waistline and gained an extra TEN inches since I last rode a bike, then aint gonna fit me no more.
£100 on a shirt. No way .... but well I did once pay £65 on the tie to go with it.
Ian

Interesting I've just retaken the test and I'm now only 20% gay.
Unknown User
im 43 % gay...
" congratulations! you scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero man! !
who wants a shag then!!!! biggrin :D :D :D
mancunian
Sex God
Blimey I scored 30%. I'm described as a bit too straight and I need to loosen up. :shock: Cheek of it.
Any offers to help me loosen up? :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by mancunian
Blimey I scored 30%. I'm described as a bit too straight and I need to loosen up. :shock: Cheek of it.
Any offers to help me loosen up? :twisted:

I'm sure BIoke would be pleased to help loosen you up :twisted:
Unknown User
43% gay
"congratulations! you scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero man"
cool :-)
Bambi
Sex God
Von is 33% Gay!
You're a straight-laced girlie girl,
with just a hint of your butch side
sometimes popping out!
The popping out bit is correct sillyhwoar:
xx--xx
mancunian
Sex God
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Blimey I scored 30%. I'm described as a bit too straight and I need to loosen up. :shock: Cheek of it.
Any offers to help me loosen up? :twisted:

I'm sure BIoke would be pleased to help loosen you up :twisted:
I have no doubt he would. :moon: rotflmao
Al1963
Orgasminator
Quote by Twisted - Sister
Like a lot of poll's(sic) there were only two answers when three or four would have given people more of a choice.

I agree TS. The people who devise this didn't look into the possibility that might more than one scenario. Whoever the "brainchild" of this quiz are gay men (or want to come out the closet). I don't think lesbians would ask absurd questions like this.
Quote by neilinleeds
i'm sick of these stupid bloody quizzes!

As for the divisor(s) of this "quiz" clearly have no idea of what they are talking about.
Leather trousers can be worn by bikers.
All men who goes to the barbers are gay. :giggle: What planet have they landed from?
Lucky undies? what dunno . Knickers are "lucky" for me if she has a great "woman scent".
WTF has drivers got with performance or sexual orientation. Or indeed the state of credit card (I don't have one)account.confused
I'm not into football. I don't know or care about the World Cup or Euro whatever.
Yes, I'm mums favourite offspring, that's why I like women!
Which I'd rather be, myself! biggrin
Spend £100 on a shirt no way. If money demonstrates all then you're shallow.
On the good note, according to that I'm 16%. "You're a walking talking, red blooded hetro guy".:thrilled:
"Just way too straight for modern times" :kick:
I'm proud to say I love pussy :D
Personally these probably don't know what rapid pips or a tanner is. They make stereotypes as what constitutes "gay" mindset and behaviour. Yet condemns homophobia.