How long is an inch? - I was chatting to a couple (who will remain nameless) with a view to meeting and the size of my cock came up. I got the tape measure out and actually measured my dick - something I've not done since my teens! It was just over 7.5 inches measured from the top. On telling them this I was told for the first time in my life that I was not large enough! I double checked their photos and my dick is definately larger than any in their profile photos (the husband claims 9.5 inches). Conclusion - timewasters.
The question is does everyone exergerate the size of their cocks or am I measuring the wrong part of my dick, because I've constantly seen people claim 8, 9 or more inches which I definately know are smaller than mine!
I'd gladly welcome any views on the above, thanks.
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How long is an inch?
It definitely has moved into areas of urban legend.
Statistically speaking the mean average British penis is between 5.5" and " (measured along the top from the pubic mound to the tip).
The reason I mention the above and specifically use the term "mean average" is because for that to be a mean average is to mean that the majority of guy's tackle comes into that narrow length grouping. If you read the ads here it seems that for some strange reason the male members (pardon the pun) of SH seem to be in a strange grouping whereby the majority declare themselves to be well above that average.
But according to the law of averages (I'm so sorry but that pun wasn't intended either!) they can't be.
Statistically speaking the mean average British penis is between 5.5" and " (measured along the top from the pubic mound to the tip).
The reason I mention the above and specifically use the term "mean average" is because for that to be a mean average is to mean that the majority of guy's tackle comes into that narrow length grouping. If you read the ads here it seems that for some strange reason the male members (pardon the pun) of SH seem to be in a strange grouping whereby the majority declare themselves to be well above that average.
But according to the law of averages (I'm so sorry but that pun wasn't intended either!) they can't be.
Sex God
Ohhh
A cock measuring thread!!
Depends where you measure from.
Anyway it is what you do with it, rather than the size of it IMO.
A cock measuring thread!!
Depends where you measure from.
Anyway it is what you do with it, rather than the size of it IMO.
Sex God
I spotted this little rhyme on someone's SH profile not long ago:
It ain't the size of the prick
That does the trick
It's the class of the arse
That's pushing it.
No further comment needed.
It ain't the size of the prick
That does the trick
It's the class of the arse
That's pushing it.
No further comment needed.
Sex God
Quote by Drahreve
How long is an inch? - I was chatting to a couple (who will remain nameless) with a view to meeting and the size of my cock came up. I got the tape measure out and actually measured my dick - something I've not done since my teens! It was just over 7.5 inches measured from the top. On telling them this I was told for the first time in my life that I was not large enough! I double checked their photos and my dick is definately larger than any in their profile photos (the husband claims 9.5 inches). Conclusion - timewasters.
The question is does everyone exergerate the size of their cocks or am I measuring the wrong part of my dick, because I've constantly seen people claim 8, 9 or more inches which I definately know are smaller than mine!
I'd gladly welcome any views on the above, thanks.
Oh look..... That word has appeared yet AGAIN!!!
Why does it make then timewasters just because they like cocks a certain size??? People have a freedom of choice and if they only want guys over a certain size... then so be it.
From what i have seen over the last 4 yrs... yes MEN and thats all of them...do like to exagerate about there manhood size. It's not exactly a life n deaf situation tho is it. I think you are wrong to "accuse" somebody of being a timewaster because of this.
Quote by Drahreve
How long is an inch? - I was chatting to a couple (who will remain nameless) with a view to meeting and the size of my cock came up. I got the tape measure out and actually measured my dick - something I've not done since my teens! It was just over 7.5 inches measured from the top. On telling them this I was told for the first time in my life that I was not large enough! I double checked their photos and my dick is definately larger than any in their profile photos (the husband claims 9.5 inches). Conclusion - timewasters.
The question is does everyone exergerate the size of their cocks or am I measuring the wrong part of my dick, because I've constantly seen people claim 8, 9 or more inches which I definately know are smaller than mine!
I'd gladly welcome any views on the above, thanks.
I think a lot of these guys should be told not to measure from their anus but from the base of their cock.
A lot of guys use AOL inches which means real inches 6 AOL inches 8 and a half.
Sex God
Quote by Lilmiss
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From what i have seen over the last 4 yrs... yes MEN and thats all of them...do like to exagerate about there manhood size. snip
Is that men you have encountered or all men in general
Someone once told me to take 2" off their dick size and add it to their waist size... it tends to work in my experience 
Let 'them' get on with it mate, I say. Your dick looks well above 'average' (and kinda tasty) to me and would you really want to be meeting with someone that superficial? I sure wouldn't!
It's likely a cock-obsessed bloke on the other end of the profile collecting pics anyway.. a lot of gay men are obsessed with their/dick size - it's the easiest way to tell at a Dogging site of a bloke is genuinely gay/straight/bi - if you ask them how big their cock is the straight/bi ones will typically say 'never measured it mate'. The gay ones will know length, width, height and breadth...
It's the tools any craftsman uses to do a job that ensures it's success - EVERY time (and no, I don't have a small dick) :P
Let 'them' get on with it mate, I say. Your dick looks well above 'average' (and kinda tasty) to me and would you really want to be meeting with someone that superficial? I sure wouldn't!
It's likely a cock-obsessed bloke on the other end of the profile collecting pics anyway.. a lot of gay men are obsessed with their/dick size - it's the easiest way to tell at a Dogging site of a bloke is genuinely gay/straight/bi - if you ask them how big their cock is the straight/bi ones will typically say 'never measured it mate'. The gay ones will know length, width, height and breadth...
It's the tools any craftsman uses to do a job that ensures it's success - EVERY time (and no, I don't have a small dick) :P
Sex God
Quote by sparky33
As mentioned, it's how you measure it, it should be from the pubic mound, not the underneath, as if you measure it from underneath, although that length is visible, only the pubic mound up is "usable".
And the size "issue" is caused by women, but most prefer thickness to length, though a decent bit of length helps.
Once you reach the cervix where is there to put the rest?
From my experience (on speaking to and reading comments as well as physically), women like a big one to play with and a shorter thick one to get fucked with.
I have a pic of mine (funny men get slagged for that (not another cock pic) but no complaints about women with pics of their bits...lol) so you cn decide where mine fits...haha.
:shock: Hmmmm... we women are to blame are we?!
Great.
Quote by sparky33
And the size "issue" is caused by women,
It most certainly isn't.
It's been a male thing since fuck knows when. The phallus has always been seen as a "wand of power" from aeons back and men have always exaggerated its size to to make them seem more powerful warriors. Race memory lives on.
Strange thing though, the Romans at their peak generally had a preference for smaller dicks considering the larger dick to be aesthetically ugly.
Sex God
Quote by Peanut
And the size "issue" is caused by women,
It most certainly isn't.
It's been a male thing since fuck knows when. The phallus has always been seen as a "wand of power" from aeons back and men have always exaggerated its size to to make them seem more powerful warriors. Race memory lives on.
Strange thing though, the Romans at their peak generally had a preference for smaller dicks considering the larger dick to be aesthetically ugly.
:thumbup:
Quote by sparky33
Tell a good looking guy he is ugly enough times, eventually it will bother him.
That's not a male preserve. Would you feel insulted if someone told you that your index finger was small?
The fact remains that dick size is a male thing, the same as breast size being predominantly a female thing.
Quote by sparky33
But women go on about size far more than men, they always say how they want a big one, thing is, most men have no idea what a big one actually is.
The same can be said for women. Have you not noticed that a lot of the ads here are basically people trying to realise fantasies? And that goes for the women too. As I've said the average penis size isn't as big as most people think. As a result a lot of women haven't been fucked by the almighty weapons they think are out there. Over time men have convinced themselves and women that there are lots of massive dicks out there when there truly aren't. men think they are out there and convince themselves that they are either as big as the competition and inflate (sorry) their own dick size accordingly or conversely get a complex about it thinking they must be small.
Meanwhile women are looking to be fucked by that mythical ginormous cock because it's a fantasy for them. Yes some women do like to be fucked by a larger cock, in the same way that some men find plain women beautiful, i.e. it's personal taste.
Women see all these strippers and so o with so called "big ones", but most don't realise the tricks these guys use tocreate what is mostly an illusion.
And the same thing holds true for porno. It's all in the camera angle.
The guys are always flacid, and use bands and stuff, if you warm it up with sopy warm water, it will enlarge and stay flaci, if you then "tie it off" it will stay that way, then women (not all obviously) think that when it's errect, it will be twice the size, when this simply isn't the case.
And most men that are large when flacid, tend to be "showers" rather than "growers".
My Sir Fred
So my advice is don't stress on it. Of one woman finds you too small then move on, if one women finds you too large then move on. There's nothing, realistically speaking, that is going to change 'your' dick size so don't worry about it.
Let's face it, vaginas and penii are universal attachments regardless of their size.
Quote by sparky33
I have a pic of mine (funny men get slagged for that (not another cock pic) but no complaints about women with pics of their bits...lol) so you cn decide where mine fits...haha.
:shock: now see - I had to go take a look didn't I? Oh my Sparky, you do have a nice member. Now the size is unimportant, but the tip all wet and open..oh dear
Quote by jaymar
I have a pic of mine (funny men get slagged for that (not another cock pic) but no complaints about women with pics of their bits...lol) so you cn decide where mine fits...haha.
:shock: now see - I had to go take a look didn't I? Oh my Sparky, you do have a nice member. Now the size is unimportant, but the tip all wet and open..oh dear
Bad Mar
you made me look to!! 
ops: Quote by lyns
I have a pic of mine (funny men get slagged for that (not another cock pic) but no complaints about women with pics of their bits...lol) so you cn decide where mine fits...haha.
:shock: now see - I had to go take a look didn't I? Oh my Sparky, you do have a nice member. Now the size is unimportant, but the tip all wet and open..oh dear
Bad Mar
you made me look to!! ops:haha and did you like? :lickface:
Sex God
Quote by lyns
I have a pic of mine (funny men get slagged for that (not another cock pic) but no complaints about women with pics of their bits...lol) so you cn decide where mine fits...haha.
:shock: now see - I had to go take a look didn't I? Oh my Sparky, you do have a nice member. Now the size is unimportant, but the tip all wet and open..oh dear
Bad Mar
you made me look to!! ops:Well I'm guessing that was the point of Sparky's posts in this thread... or am I guilty of a touch of cynicism?!
Casanova
A lot of guys use AOL inches which means real inches 6 AOL inches 8 and a half.
AOL must sell tape measures to and the no webcam and/or no piccies peeps
Its not the size of the nail that counts, its the hammer that bangs it in
dee
AOL must sell tape measures to and the no webcam and/or no piccies peeps
Its not the size of the nail that counts, its the hammer that bangs it in
dee
A lot of men think that women want 'huge' which isn't always the case. If I was confronted with 'huge' I'd run a mile. I'm not going to lie and say it doesn't matter at all, it does - to me, at least. A little larger than average is nice but I watch some porn films with my legs crossed 'cos I'm thinking 'there's not a cat in hell's chance of him getting near me with that'
H.x
H.x
Quote by noladreams30
I have a pic of mine (funny men get slagged for that (not another cock pic) but no complaints about women with pics of their bits...lol) so you cn decide where mine fits...haha.
:shock: now see - I had to go take a look didn't I? Oh my Sparky, you do have a nice member. Now the size is unimportant, but the tip all wet and open..oh dear
Bad Mar
you made me look to!! ops:Well I'm guessing that was the point of Sparky's posts in this thread... or am I guilty of a touch of cynicism?!
It doesn't matter I enjoyed the bait!
Quite a few ladies that I know, find HUGE cocks rather unattractive! And boys, i am not trying to put your minds at rest!! I am honestly suprised that people specify size...as long as it does the trick, I can't see that size really matters...and most sizes can do the trick (just have to wiggle and jiggle!!). :P
