Right I've never ever started a thread on here before which will give you an idea of how desperate I am. And of how highly I value the opinion of you loverly forum members opinion on such delicate matters.
I've swallowed my crown ~ cost to replace £300
Two questions
Do I really want it back?
How long will it take to ...erm reappear?
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How long will my tooth take to come out?
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i thought this was going to be a poll or some online betting fun 
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Dentist is a good idea, after all what could possibly go wrong?
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Right I've never ever started a thread on here before which will give you an idea of how desperate I am. And of how highly I value the opinion of you loverly forum members opinion on such delicate matters.
I've swallowed my crown ~ cost to replace £300
Two questions
Do I really want it back?
How long will it take to ...erm reappear?
yeah get it back!! its not like its someone elses crap you are having to squidge about in.
when did you swallow it?
could be anywhere from 24 - 72 hours depending on your "transit time" as dr gillian mckieth says.
Drink plenty water, eat plenty fibre..should make it easier.
Question is though, no matter how well disinfected, how are you gonna feel having a tooth back in your mouth that you shit out your arse?
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Question is though, no matter how well disinfected, how are you gonna feel having a tooth back in your mouth that you shit out your arse?
well my uncle is a Punch & Judy man and he used to quite regularly swallow his swazzle (the thing they use to change the voice - I think it's two pieces of metal with a reed between them). Given that he didn't exactly have a regular income and they were quite pricy he used to disinfect them and use them again.
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We should each pick an hour that we think the offending item will 're-appear'.
I'll put £5 on 18:00-19:00.
Or is that too disgusting?
Is that spread betting
no, that involves butter
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well my uncle is a Punch & Judy man and he used to quite regularly swallow his swazzle (the thing they use to change the voice - I think it's two pieces of metal with a reed between them). Given that he didn't exactly have a regular income and they were quite pricy he used to disinfect them and use them again.
what a great insight into your family life DP. :shock:
and as for swallowing his swazzle.....
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Quote by Deviated Prevert
Question is though, no matter how well disinfected, how are you gonna feel having a tooth back in your mouth that you shit out your arse?
well my uncle is a Punch & Judy man and he used to quite regularly swallow his swazzle (the thing they use to change the voice - I think it's two pieces of metal with a reed between them). Given that he didn't exactly have a regular income and they were quite pricy he used to disinfect them and use them again.
what happened when he farted? :confused:
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Well I reckon you could forget anyone wanting to French Kiss you, or have any other oral entanglements with you 
Don't think they would fancy any bit of there anatomy, anywhere near something that has come out your bum
Don't think they would fancy any bit of there anatomy, anywhere near something that has come out your bum
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Question is though, no matter how well disinfected, how are you gonna feel having a tooth back in your mouth that you shit out your arse?
well my uncle is a Punch & Judy man and he used to quite regularly swallow his swazzle (the thing they use to change the voice - I think it's two pieces of metal with a reed between them). Given that he didn't exactly have a regular income and they were quite pricy he used to disinfect them and use them again.
what happened when he farted? :confused:
there was a more acceptable......."thats the way to do it".........voice instead of the usual gutteral rasping sound.
I honestly would recommend some laxative straight away to help you look. Make all deposits into a bucket and then get hold of an old wok, tip some of your evacuation into the wok and then with some constant running water start sloshing around, a bit like panning for gold. You can do this in the privacy of your own back garden, but if you want to add some authenticity to it, wear a Stetson hat, go to a local stream and hum....... 'I was born under a wandering star' ..........whilst sqautting on your haunches.
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Question is though, no matter how well disinfected, how are you gonna feel having a tooth back in your mouth that you shit out your arse?
well my uncle is a Punch & Judy man and he used to quite regularly swallow his swazzle (the thing they use to change the voice - I think it's two pieces of metal with a reed between them). Given that he didn't exactly have a regular income and they were quite pricy he used to disinfect them and use them again.
what happened when he farted? :confused:
there was a more acceptable......."thats the way to do it".........voice instead of the usual gutteral rasping sound.
I honestly would recommend some laxative straight away to help you look. Make all deposits into a bucket and then get hold of an old wok, tip some of your evacuation into the wok and then with some constant running water start sloshing around, a bit like panning for gold. You can do this in the privacy of your own back garden, but if you want to add some authenticity to it, wear a Stetson hat, go to a local stream and hum....... 'I was born under a wandering star' ..........whilst sqautting on your haunches.
blimey that seems like a full on faff!
crap onto a carrier bag.. squash it between the bag and your fingers..
if you feel anything hard...well that must be your crown.
however i like the stetson element of Davej's idea... brings up images of saloon bars and gunfights and ladies with rooms upstairs flaunting themselves over any stranger with a glint in his eye and some gold in his pocket.
so if you can recreate all of that then yeah..davej's idea is much better
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I hadn't thought of your simplified method Fluffer, but then thats because I know it wouldn't work for me cos of the amount of peanuts I eat each day, but if CQ is a fruit eater then I guess it would work.
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what a great insight into your family life DP. :shock:
There's a lot worse that I'm not going to mention on here, he's one of three brothers and they're all at least a bit odd.
and as for swallowing his swazzle.....
I don't think he did it that often whilst performing, it was mostly when he was just starting out. He used to have two or three so he could carry on practicing whilst he waited for it to reappear.
Well - I've bought a seive :shock: And a pair of marigolds :shock: (Before I read the plastic bag tip)
Good advice to stay clear of peanuts or anything else that might get my hopes up.
Now I'm just waiting.
Just read an interesting article about "Vacation Dentistry" wher you combine a tour of Budapest with a stay in a 5Star Spa hotel with agonising oral surgery for a couple of hundered quid - this is option 2 - if the original Number 2 thing doesn't work out
Good advice to stay clear of peanuts or anything else that might get my hopes up.
Now I'm just waiting.
Just read an interesting article about "Vacation Dentistry" wher you combine a tour of Budapest with a stay in a 5Star Spa hotel with agonising oral surgery for a couple of hundered quid - this is option 2 - if the original Number 2 thing doesn't work out
Yes, recycle. Everything that comes out of your bum went in through your mouth - crown included.
A good wash & brush - bit of disinfectant just to be sure - one of those ultra-sonic jewellery cleaners would be ideal to get everything out of the crevices.
It will probably end up cleaner than when it was in your mouth.
Put me down for a celebration kiss.
A good wash & brush - bit of disinfectant just to be sure - one of those ultra-sonic jewellery cleaners would be ideal to get everything out of the crevices.
It will probably end up cleaner than when it was in your mouth.
Put me down for a celebration kiss.
